Stile4aly: KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.

She was good in 50/50 as well.

Fantastic film, 50/50. If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself. There was a lot of surprise among the critics that it wasn't nominated for several Oscars. Joseph Gordon-Levitt deserved at least a Best Actor nomination, and Angelica Huston should've won Best Supporting Actress.

Anna Kendrick's performance was great in 50/50, but her best work, IMHO, was in Up In The Air (which is a film that makes more sense to me every day that I get older).

ChrisDe: And if I'm Ryan Gosling, I'm calling her this afternoon.

If you're Ryan Gosling, you seldom if ever need to expend any effort to have any number of similar looking girls grope you.

Wayne 985: I love that "masturbation" appears in the title and in the link, and half the Farkers here still can't spell it.

It's hard to type with one hand.

gunga galunga: /sprinted for the eject button when the vampire started sparkling
//I had heard the term "sparkly vampire" but never in my worst nightmare did I think that was literal

That was the most hilarious part about the second movie. Bella rushed to Europe to stop Edward from revealing himself in public, which would get him killed according to vampire law, which made no sense because when I see some dude sparking in the daylight I think he's either really gay or he just had some strippers rubbing themselves on him. Vampire is NOT the first thing that pops into anyone's mind in that situation.

/I know way too much about these movies, but they are just hilariously bad I can't resist

moothemagiccow: Mad_Radhu: She was the ONLY good thing in the Twilight series. My wife watched a few of them on cable, and her character was the only one who seemed to be acting like an actual human being.

i think the rest of them are vampires

Vampires that were once human beings, and human beings that turn into wolves. They should be different, but not bafflingly so. None of their stupid responses naturally followed what a real person would do in that situation.

For example, when you become an immortal creature that can't be taken out by a human with anything short of a RPG, and lack even the classic vampric weaknesses, most people wouldn't get all mopey about it, especially if you don't have to actually kill people to survive. Also, with vampires that overpowered, it seems silly to have the evil ones stay in the shadows when they could easily turn the human race into cattle. There are basically no downsides to being a vampire in the Twilight universe, so Edward not wanting Bella to be one is stupid. It would have made way more sense if Bella had to prove herself worthy of immortality before she was allowed to be turned, since you just can't give anyone that kind of power.

Also, why would some 100+ years old submit to going to high school over and over again for all eternity, unless they were the vampire equivalent of Wooderson. Just say you are home schooled or are college student. It's not like the Cullens even tried socializing with anyone outside their group. It is just terrible writing, since the key characters have motivations that just don't make any kind of sense.

Mad_Radhu: She was the ONLY good thing in the Twilight series. My wife watched a few of them on cable, and her character was the only one who seemed to be acting like an actual human being.

i think the rest of them are vampires

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Okay, so who was the idiot that told her to stop it? Safe bet it was a chick.

Safer bet is that nobody told her to stop it because she was joking.

Who?