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(Uproxx)   Pitch Perfect's Anna Kendrick manages to cover masturbation, theater-going, censorship, and Ryan Gosling's film career all in one tweet, is your new pretend girlfriend   (uproxx.com) divider line 125
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2013-01-15 01:41:20 PM
I wanna be the meat in an Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lawrence sandwich.
 
2013-01-15 01:41:32 PM
Who?
 
2013-01-15 01:45:18 PM

Evil Mackerel: Who?


Don't pretend like you don't know.
 
2013-01-15 01:45:23 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: I wanna be the meat in an Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lawrence sandwich.


Good thing I have vacation time.... I'll be in my bunk for a week
 
2013-01-15 01:46:30 PM
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2013-01-15 01:46:33 PM
Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate
 
2013-01-15 01:47:01 PM
She totally stole that single "tweet." WTF

SHE'S DANGEROUS MAN!

/dangerously boring.
 
2013-01-15 01:49:15 PM

KatjaMouse: Evil Mackerel: Who?

Don't pretend like you don't know.


I really don't, I don't have cable and barely watch t.v.. I read a lot and play silly games online. I'm mainly out camping or kayaking.

/When I'm here , I'm at work mostly.
 
2013-01-15 01:51:00 PM

abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate


She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.
 
2013-01-15 01:52:26 PM

KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.


I see you've opted to avoid the sparkly taint on her resume.
 
2013-01-15 01:53:30 PM

KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.


She was good in 50/50 as well.
 
2013-01-15 01:54:32 PM

imgod2u: KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.

I see you've opted to avoid the sparkly taint on her resume.


Look, if you're an obscure, young working actor and someone backs up into your driveway with a money truck what else are you going to say?
 
2013-01-15 01:55:07 PM
Also, Pitch Perfect was hilarious. Just another victim of bad marketing though.
 
2013-01-15 01:57:38 PM
Acca-scuse me?
 
2013-01-15 01:57:42 PM
I don't normally find ridiculously skinny girls attractive, but when I do it's Anna. Girl can act.
 
2013-01-15 01:58:45 PM

Evil Mackerel: Who?


She was the victim in the highly publicized McDonald's strip search prank call scam.
 
2013-01-15 02:01:35 PM

Stile4aly: KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.

She was good in 50/50 as well.


Fantastic film, 50/50. If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself. There was a lot of surprise among the critics that it wasn't nominated for several Oscars. Joseph Gordon-Levitt deserved at least a Best Actor nomination, and Angelica Huston should've won Best Supporting Actress.

Anna Kendrick's performance was great in 50/50, but her best work, IMHO, was in Up In The Air (which is a film that makes more sense to me every day that I get older).
 
2013-01-15 02:02:36 PM

KatjaMouse: imgod2u: KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.

I see you've opted to avoid the sparkly taint on her resume.

Look, if you're an obscure, young working actor and someone backs up into your driveway with a money truck what else are you going to say?


Oh I'm not in any way faulting her for taking the truck load of money. I just found it amusing you left that little tidbit out of the list of roles -- arguably what she's most famous for prior to this tweet.
 
2013-01-15 02:07:55 PM
Lord Dimwit:
Fantastic film, 50/50. If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself.

Are you sure? Because it would have to be pretty good to get an exemption from my policy of not watching anything with Seth Rogen in it.
 
2013-01-15 02:09:39 PM
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Been there - done that!
 
2013-01-15 02:10:01 PM

KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.


Nobody's seen that crap. You obviously know her as the girl who sang "The Ladies Who Lunch" in 2003's too-indie-for-indie "Camp."
 
2013-01-15 02:11:02 PM

bucket_chemist: Lord Dimwit:
Fantastic film, 50/50. If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself.

Are you sure? Because it would have to be pretty good to get an exemption from my policy of not watching anything with Seth Rogen in it.


Absolutely. No snark, no sarcasm. Fantastic freaking film.
 
2013-01-15 02:11:37 PM
Meh.
 
2013-01-15 02:13:09 PM

KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.


So she's a "hey, it's that girl" actress.

/Liked both of those films a lot.
 
2013-01-15 02:13:56 PM
Don't know who that is, but after a GIS I'm on board. Nice.
 
2013-01-15 02:14:38 PM
And if I'm Ryan Gosling, I'm calling her this afternoon.
 
2013-01-15 02:15:26 PM

Uzzah: Nobody's seen that crap. You obviously know her as the girl who sang "The Ladies Who Lunch" in 2003's too-indie-for-indie "Camp."


I completely forgot that that was her. I loved that movie.
 
2013-01-15 02:20:08 PM

KatjaMouse: Also, Pitch Perfect was hilarious. Just another victim of bad marketing though.


I loved that movie, frankly. It was damn funny.
 
2013-01-15 02:21:13 PM
I only remember her from the trailer for Pitch Perfect. But she's memorable anyway.
 
2013-01-15 02:21:19 PM
Thumbs up.

/got nothin
 
2013-01-15 02:22:17 PM

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Okay, so who was the idiot that told her to stop it? Safe bet it was a chick.
 
2013-01-15 02:23:23 PM

ChrisDe: Don't know who that is, but after a GIS I'm on board. Nice.


She usually doesn't play the 'hot girl' ... but damn she is hot.

/and a sense of humor makes her hotter
//I know - overuse of the word hot
 
2013-01-15 02:23:40 PM

Evil Mackerel: Who?


The girl with the stinky fingers.
 
2013-01-15 02:24:51 PM
She kinda sorta reminds me of Lindsay Lohan before she ruined herself
 
2013-01-15 02:25:42 PM
Dated a girl who was often mistaken for Anna, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

/CSB
//she was 4'11" so a couple inches shorter
///she was nasty like Anna seems, though :)
 
2013-01-15 02:25:51 PM

tortilla burger: She kinda sorta reminds me of Lindsay Lohan before she ruined herself


Yeah, except she's currently 27 and looks it.
 
2013-01-15 02:27:14 PM

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 315x275]
Been there - done that!


Is it bad that the first thing I think of when I see that is goatse?
 
2013-01-15 02:29:39 PM

meanmutton: KatjaMouse: Also, Pitch Perfect was hilarious. Just another victim of bad marketing though.

I loved that movie, frankly. It was damn funny.


I think it'll be okay long term. It has underappreciated-in-the-theater-cult-classic written all over it, so it should pull in a lot of home video sales over the long term.
 
2013-01-15 02:30:10 PM
My pretend girlfriend was killed by some kind of medieval knight.
 
2013-01-15 02:30:51 PM
Did buzzfeed take uproxx's schtick/color scheme and run with it, or is uproxx the jealous/ less popular sister of buzzfeed?

//gotta suck to be uproxx
 
2013-01-15 02:30:52 PM

Vash's Apprentice: movieman_1979: [i104.photobucket.com image 549x368]

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Okay, so who was the idiot that told her to stop it? Safe bet it was a chick.


Safer bet is that nobody told her to stop it because she was joking.
 
2013-01-15 02:32:50 PM

imgod2u: KatjaMouse: imgod2u: KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.

I see you've opted to avoid the sparkly taint on her resume.

Look, if you're an obscure, young working actor and someone backs up into your driveway with a money truck what else are you going to say?

Oh I'm not in any way faulting her for taking the truck load of money. I just found it amusing you left that little tidbit out of the list of roles -- arguably what she's most famous for prior to this tweet.


im not following
was she in twilight for like five minutes or something
 
2013-01-15 02:39:21 PM

moothemagiccow: was she in twilight for like five minutes or something


She was in Twilight, yes. I didn't see the movies so I don't know how big/small the role was.
 
2013-01-15 02:44:45 PM

imgod2u: KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate

She was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.

I see you've opted to avoid the sparkly taint on her resume.


And what exactly is wrong with a sparkly taint?
 
2013-01-15 02:47:30 PM
She was the ONLY good thing in the Twilight series. My wife watched a few of them on cable, and her character was the only one who seemed to be acting like an actual human being.
 
2013-01-15 02:51:47 PM

abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbate


I have a feeling she'd hit you with a dictionary first.
 
2013-01-15 02:52:32 PM

KatjaMouse: moothemagiccow: was she in twilight for like five minutes or something

She was in Twilight, yes. I didn't see the movies so I don't know how big/small the role was.


From Wikipedia:

Jessica Stanley
Jessica Stanley is Bella's classmate and her first friend in Forks. She informs Bella about the Cullen family on her first day at school. She tends to be more interested in Bella's popularity than Bella's actual character, and is sometimes jealous of Mike's attention toward Bella. In an excerpt from Midnight Sun, Edward hears that Jessica's thoughts toward Bella are actually quite rude, and that she only befriended Bella to share in her attention.[36] Jessica is described as a petite "chatterbox" with curly dark hair. She and Bella have a falling out in New Moon because of Bella's social withdrawal, depression, and increasingly reckless behavior due to Edward's departure, but their friendship ends on a good note at graduation during Eclipse. Jessica appears briefly in Breaking Dawn as a guest at Bella and Edward's wedding, which she attends with Mike. Jessica is valedictorian of her graduating class in the film version of Eclipse.
Jessica is portrayed by Anna Kendrick in Twilight, The Twilight Saga: New Moon and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
 
2013-01-15 02:53:01 PM

Mad_Radhu: She was the ONLY good thing in the Twilight series. My wife watched a few of them on cable, and her character was the only one who seemed to be acting like an actual human being.


Well no shiat, Sherlock. The movies were about vampires and werewolves.

* Or unreasonable facsimiles thereof
 
2013-01-15 02:53:02 PM

For a gal with a pointy little rat face she is pretty damn hot.


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2013-01-15 02:55:03 PM
Must I do everything?

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