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(Kansas City)   If you're 9-months pregnant maybe you shouldn't be dancing at a nightclub because your water might break on the dance floor and that could spark a brawl that ends with somebody getting shot   (kansascity.com) divider line 122
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2013-01-15 02:33:21 PM  
Mom of the year!
 
2013-01-15 02:35:00 PM  
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Shouldnt you be at a lamaze class or something
 
2013-01-15 02:35:16 PM  
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I wonder why?
 
2013-01-15 02:35:19 PM  
A man not involved in the dispute was struck by a bullet in the buttocks as he sat in his vehicle, police said.

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2013-01-15 02:35:28 PM  
Friends of the man had been yelling, "Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!" witnesses told police.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/01/14/4011090/pregnant-womans-presence - at-kc.html#storylink=cpy
Any responsible gun owners want to respond to this?
 
2013-01-15 02:36:00 PM  
SAYS YOU!!!!!
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2013-01-15 02:37:27 PM  
I think this is the funniest thing I've read in years. So damn stupid, it has to be true.
 
2013-01-15 02:38:33 PM  
Welcome to America, little one!
 
2013-01-15 02:38:41 PM  
Just flabergasted!
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Those pesky toddlers tend to get in the way of a young womans lifestyle. But birth control is tha debil and repugs get all pissy when you use abort before they are born, so YAY murder 11th trimester abortions!
 
2013-01-15 02:39:09 PM  
Most likely attractive and successful. Any bets against?
 
2013-01-15 02:41:11 PM  
Man...that's working HARD on the dance floor if you can kickstart your own labor...
 
2013-01-15 02:41:11 PM  
I initially misread that as strip club so I was vacillating between quizzical dog and not sure if want.
 
2013-01-15 02:41:25 PM  
Hoo, hoo, Evacuate the dance floor
Hee hoo, Stop, this beat is making me go into labor
 
2013-01-15 02:41:30 PM  
If she knew that was coming I bet she could have found someone to pay extra for that.


Sick sick world we live it. I love it.
 
2013-01-15 02:43:01 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: If she knew that was coming I bet she could have found someone to pay extra for that.


Sick sick world we live it. I love it.


I think some Russian mobsters would profit from such a thing.
 
2013-01-15 02:43:02 PM  
Oh sure, blame the victim
 
2013-01-15 02:43:25 PM  
If you're 9-months pregnant maybe you shouldn't be dancing at a nightclub because your water might break on the dance floor and that could spark a brawl that ends with somebody getting shot. Don't get shot. Get DirecTV.
 
2013-01-15 02:43:46 PM  
A friend was dancing up a storm at a wedding the day before she gave birth to her daughter.  A week later she went on tour with her blues band and looked great.  It's entirely possible she danced that much in an attempt to get that baby the hell out of her.  LOL
 
2013-01-15 02:44:26 PM  

blatz514: A man not involved in the dispute was struck by a bullet in the buttocks as he sat in his vehicle, police said.

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They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
 
2013-01-15 02:45:25 PM  
Picture of the woman:

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2013-01-15 02:46:40 PM  
Dance your ground.
 
2013-01-15 02:46:48 PM  
She was twerking it!
 
2013-01-15 02:48:04 PM  
What type of expecting woman would think it is a good idea to go to a dance club? Poor kid is going to have a terrible life. I beat she is black under 25, doesn't work and this isn't her first kid.
 
2013-01-15 02:48:10 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Picture of the woman:

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That is unfortunate.
 
2013-01-15 02:48:38 PM  
On Monday, the U.S. attorney filed a felon-in-possession charge against Cyrano R. Irons, 23, saying he fired a .40-caliber gun from the SUV.

With that name I'm going to assume he started the altercation by saying "Madam! I find your presence in this club to be most flagrant, and I challenge all men in your company to a duel!"
 
2013-01-15 02:49:14 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Picture of the woman:

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2013-01-15 02:50:42 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Picture of the woman:


Why would you do that to us? Have you no heart?

/off to find eye bleach
//will use real bleach if I have to
 
2013-01-15 02:51:12 PM  
Not the woman in question:

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2013-01-15 02:51:27 PM  
I mean, the only logical conclusion to a debate on whether or not someone should be out dancing while 9 months pregnant is to pull out your pistols and engage in gunfire. It's the American way.

/next week we debate man on man vs. zone coverage
 
2013-01-15 02:52:05 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Friends of the man had been yelling, "Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!" witnesses told police.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/01/14/4011090/pregnant-womans-presence - at-kc.html#storylink=cpy
Any responsible gun owners want to respond to this?


The people involved in this incident are irresponsible idiots and should never own or possess weapons again in their lives.
 
2013-01-15 02:52:34 PM  
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'is that a... babby?'
 
2013-01-15 02:52:52 PM  
Good lucky baby. Sounds like you are going to need it.
 
2013-01-15 02:52:53 PM  
I realize the baby is completely innocent of any wrongdoing here, but it would have been better for all of us if it had been killed in the crossfire.
 
2013-01-15 02:54:46 PM  

bluedevil: The Angry Hand of God: Picture of the woman:

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That is unfortunate.


Judging by her smile I's venture to say she approves of that post.
 
2013-01-15 02:55:17 PM  
maybe the guns came out first, and she was trying to be like James Bond's Aston Martin and release an oily slick to make the criminals slip and fall so she could make a break for it.
 
2013-01-15 02:56:55 PM  
CALL 911 THEYS A SHORTY BIRTHIN' ON THA DANCE FLO
 
2013-01-15 02:57:29 PM  

K3rmy: Most likely attractive and successful. Any bets against?


I looked around to check your theory. This review might seal the deal:

This establishment on Main feels more like an adult clubhouse than a bar and grill. The old-school music is usually turned up loud, patrons' snapshots cover the walls, and people often show up just to play pool instead of drink. The long space is nothing fancy -- the area behind the bar looks more like someone's kitchen and seating options include office chairs or a leather loveseat. But this is why we like E.B.'s - it's low maintenance, relaxing and cheap. Besides, there are few other places serving Colt 45 cans with a healthy dose of Earth, Wind and Fire on Saturday afternoons.

Reminds me of a Chris Rock bit where he said that black people see a crime on TV and are just sitting there saying, "Please don't be black, please don't be black, I want to go to work in peace. Otherwise, you know the first question out of your bosses mouth will be 'So, did you know Walter Williams?' ".
 
2013-01-15 02:59:10 PM  
That must have been like 3 bottles of body glitter.
 
2013-01-15 03:02:38 PM  
Black? Hang on...
 
2013-01-15 03:02:59 PM  
Someone could have slipped on that mess.

I'm angry too she put everyone at risk.
 
2013-01-15 03:03:46 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Black? Hang on...


...doesn't specify
 
2013-01-15 03:04:48 PM  

airsupport: CALL 911 THEYS A SHORTY BIRTHIN' ON THA DANCE FLO


So quick question: I thought a shorty was a child. That made sense to me. When did a shorty become a woman? Or was I wrong and it was always a woman?
 
2013-01-15 03:05:02 PM  
I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
Belly spillin out my pant, pants, pants, pants
I'm gonna scream and shout, shout, shout, shout
Until this baby's commin' out, out, out, out!
 
2013-01-15 03:05:10 PM  

martid4: That must have been like 3 bottles of body glitter.


Body glitter is the herpes of the makeup world.  That shiat never goes away.  A female friend wore that crap all the time and it does not vaccuum up.  Once it's in your carpet, it's forever.
 
2013-01-15 03:05:49 PM  

moothemagiccow: airsupport: CALL 911 THEYS A SHORTY BIRTHIN' ON THA DANCE FLO

So quick question: I thought a shorty was a child. That made sense to me. When did a shorty become a woman? Or was I wrong and it was always a woman?


It has been a woman since at least 1996 in "urban" culture.


/possibly longer
 
2013-01-15 03:06:50 PM  
Check out the story on the side about the pug eating its dead owner. Pretty cool.
 
2013-01-15 03:08:15 PM  
Hey, I just met you
My boyfriends crazy
I'm on the dance floor
And having a baby!
 
2013-01-15 03:12:59 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Black? Hang on...

...doesn't specify


so white
 
2013-01-15 03:13:35 PM  

moothemagiccow: When did a shorty become a woman?


Legally at 18 but in some cultures it's younger.
 
2013-01-15 03:18:07 PM  
To be fair, she may well not have been 9 months pregnant. Not that I would've been at a dance club at 7 or 8 months pregnant, but I've got to admit a small part of me is jealous she was able to dance in the third trimester. By that time I'm trying not to move around too much, and am reduced to floor-scrubbing to try to prompt labor.
 
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