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(Yahoo)   World's deepest hole up for sale   (homes.yahoo.com ) divider line 24
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25786 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2013 at 3:14 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-15 01:20:27 PM  
10 votes:
Subby's mom?
2013-01-15 03:15:57 PM  
4 votes:

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


If this had not been the first thing I saw when I clicked this thread, I would have quit Fark forever.
2013-01-15 04:13:14 PM  
3 votes:

fickenchucker: I mentioned that Larry David bit to my friends when one said his ex was talking shiat about his "tiny wang". I asked him if he retorted about her snapper being cavernous, and made the hand move David did in the show.


A woman wakes her sleeping husband and says "I just had the craziest dream--I was at a dick auction. Tiny dicks were going for a dollar, medium dicks were fifty bucks, and big dicks were a hundred."

Suspicious, the man asks how much his dick cost, and the wife replies "Oh, they were giving your dick away as a free sample."

An hour or two later, the husband wakes up his wife, and says: "You wouldn't believe it--I just had a dream that I was at a pussy auction. Big loose pussies were ten bucks, normal pussies were hundred, and tight virgin pussies were a thousand.

"How much was my pussy?

"That's where they were having the auction."
2013-01-15 03:20:09 PM  
2 votes:

Pixiest: The mods cut the offense part off... I didn't know they did that. Fair enough, though...

/subby
//If the mods cut it off, I'm not going to repeat it.


PUSSY!!!!!!

assets.diylol.com
2013-01-15 01:25:32 PM  
2 votes:
Feelin' so small.
2013-01-15 01:21:36 PM  
2 votes:
Madonna thread?
2013-01-15 06:41:07 PM  
1 vote:
Deeper than this blue hole?
2013-01-15 06:08:17 PM  
1 vote:
img24.imageshack.us
2013-01-15 05:16:43 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry, I'm not buying until they get Rebus Kniebus out of there.

/save me some of that blue moss
2013-01-15 05:13:09 PM  
1 vote:
I had a gastroscopy last summer. I'm not getting a kick out of some of the images and vids in this thread.

Urk.
2013-01-15 04:44:00 PM  
1 vote:
Also...

Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.

Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.

Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!

Clark: Make that the second biggest.
2013-01-15 04:23:02 PM  
1 vote:
Came here for subby's mom. Leaving satisfied of course.
2013-01-15 04:12:48 PM  
1 vote:
If I owned a nuclear power plant, I would buy that thing in a heartbeat. then i would subcontract to various unsavory people. Dispose of everything, stay on a private wilderness beach, hunt the servants in our wild game preserve...
2013-01-15 04:09:55 PM  
1 vote:
So deep on someone so shallow...

blacksportsonline.com
2013-01-15 03:56:04 PM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


And we're done here
2013-01-15 03:50:14 PM  
1 vote:
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a hole, there's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a log, there's a log,
There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea.
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a branch, there's a branch,
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a bump, there's a bump,
There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a frog, there's a frog,
There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a tail, there's a tail,
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a speck, there's a speck,
There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump on the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump On the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a fleck, there's a fleck,
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump on the branch

sing it....enjoy your earworm........
2013-01-15 03:33:38 PM  
1 vote:

WhyteRaven74: Glancing Blow: I just want to thank you, on behalf of all Farkers, for providing so much future fodder.

I've mentioned not having a gag reflex I don't know how many times over the years on Fark. Hasn't ever been used against me. Yet.


Really?

I dare you not to gag....

www.thedistractionnetwork.com
2013-01-15 03:32:13 PM  
1 vote:
Mel's hole?

/ coast-to-coast shoutout
2013-01-15 03:29:47 PM  
1 vote:
t2.gstatic.com

stupidspoiledwhoresayswhat?
2013-01-15 03:26:22 PM  
1 vote:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: tour.deepthroatlove.com

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!


Shakes my little angry pener and curses god.
gja
2013-01-15 03:23:56 PM  
1 vote:
Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin
2013-01-15 02:34:01 PM  
1 vote:
Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

mobigs.comtour.deepthroatlove.com

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!
2013-01-15 02:33:31 PM  
1 vote:
Courtney Love?
2013-01-15 02:15:32 PM  
1 vote:
Well, yeah.  But I'm always for sale.
 
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