Ghastly: Subby's mom?
ruta: FTFA: Might be kind of hard to relax, though, with all the near-death experiences taking place in the backyard.Yeah, I wonder if you have to skim dead divers off of it each morning? It doesn't sound like people hesitate to trespass. Although it's unclear if it's actually part of the property or just adjacent to it.
Bennie Crabtree: If I owned a nuclear power plant, I would buy that thing in a heartbeat. then i would subcontract to various unsavory people. Dispose of everything, stay on a private wilderness beach, hunt the servants in our wild game preserve...
whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated![mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]Gentlemen, start your tape measures!How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place? I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.
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