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2013-01-15 03:50:09 PM  
why would I pay a lot of money for something the sole feature of which I could not enjoy any more than some marauding bum?
 
2013-01-15 03:50:14 PM  
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a hole, there's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a log, there's a log,
There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea.
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a branch, there's a branch,
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a bump, there's a bump,
There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a frog, there's a frog,
There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a tail, there's a tail,
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a speck, there's a speck,
There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump on the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump On the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a fleck, there's a fleck,
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump on the branch

sing it....enjoy your earworm........
 
2013-01-15 03:51:49 PM  

gja: jst3p: gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin

Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."

How original...(droll)

Well, yours was happy as a clam with it (bearded as it the clam was).


I mentioned that Larry David bit to my friends when one said his ex was talking shiat about his "tiny wang". I asked him if he retorted about her snapper being cavernous, and made the hand move David did in the show.

They both laughed so hard they practically fell over.

/Apparently they didn't watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.
 
2013-01-15 03:56:04 PM  

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


And we're done here
 
2013-01-15 04:05:14 PM  

Ghastly: Subby's mom?

At first I was like
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
But then,
misslife.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-01-15 04:07:26 PM  
After RTFA, I think I found a buyer.

upload.wikimedia.org
'I just need to store a couple of things...'
/Funnier if you've read the novels.
 
2013-01-15 04:09:32 PM  
The Octomom Vagina Defense League is slow with its c-section lectures today, I see.
 
2013-01-15 04:09:55 PM  
So deep on someone so shallow...

blacksportsonline.com
 
2013-01-15 04:12:48 PM  
If I owned a nuclear power plant, I would buy that thing in a heartbeat. then i would subcontract to various unsavory people. Dispose of everything, stay on a private wilderness beach, hunt the servants in our wild game preserve...
 
2013-01-15 04:13:14 PM  

fickenchucker: I mentioned that Larry David bit to my friends when one said his ex was talking shiat about his "tiny wang". I asked him if he retorted about her snapper being cavernous, and made the hand move David did in the show.


A woman wakes her sleeping husband and says "I just had the craziest dream--I was at a dick auction. Tiny dicks were going for a dollar, medium dicks were fifty bucks, and big dicks were a hundred."

Suspicious, the man asks how much his dick cost, and the wife replies "Oh, they were giving your dick away as a free sample."

An hour or two later, the husband wakes up his wife, and says: "You wouldn't believe it--I just had a dream that I was at a pussy auction. Big loose pussies were ten bucks, normal pussies were hundred, and tight virgin pussies were a thousand.

"How much was my pussy?

"That's where they were having the auction."
 
2013-01-15 04:14:25 PM  
Detroit? Sears?

Oh, a little chunk of the Caribbean. $24 million isn't bad, and if it wasn't for all those free divers you could do the total Dr No island base routine. And on that No...

upload.wikimedia.org

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!


Despite the depths they can go to I bet they're really shallow.
 
2013-01-15 04:15:03 PM  
Didn't know courtney Love was broke.
 
2013-01-15 04:16:33 PM  

Jument: Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)


I think that is actually a courgette. Looking at the picture, by the way, there's a definite lump in her throat for the second part, so I think some or all of it is in there. I guess you'd need the third picture when it comes out with the tip of the courgette covered in stomach acid.
 
2013-01-15 04:21:53 PM  
Old Hole

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Used Hole

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Easy Entry hole

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-15 04:22:57 PM  
This whole was on TV last night. It's where they do the deep water diving World Records. 1 guy did over 400 feet deep with no air.
 
2013-01-15 04:23:02 PM  
Came here for subby's mom. Leaving satisfied of course.
 
2013-01-15 04:23:07 PM  

whistleridge: Cythraul: Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.

Too late. I had a guy offer me $5000 cash, on the bar in front of me, if I would go to the bathroom and let him face fark me.  He was pretty excited. I took great pleasure in telling him to go fark himself instead.


Everyone has their price. I'd wager you would seriously consider doing that if his cash offer had three or four more zeros in that number.
 
2013-01-15 04:23:53 PM  

Sybarite: Feelin' so small.


Can you be saved?
 
2013-01-15 04:23:55 PM  
Man Hole...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-15 04:24:07 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Jument: Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)

I think that is actually a courgette. Looking at the picture, by the way, there's a definite lump in her throat for the second part, so I think some or all of it is in there. I guess you'd need the third picture when it comes out with the tip of the courgette covered in stomach acid.


You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)
 
2013-01-15 04:25:48 PM  

JohnCarter: Old Hole

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 195x258]

Used Hole

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 179x282]

Easy Entry hole

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 194x260]


Um, I recognize the first two, who's the third?
 
2013-01-15 04:28:47 PM  
Oh nevermind I reverse image searched it.
 
2013-01-15 04:32:35 PM  
Huh, the deepest hole in the world is in the Bahamas. I could have sworn they were talking about Washington D.C.
 
2013-01-15 04:32:36 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x590]


You should be ban hammered.
 
2013-01-15 04:34:39 PM  
Deepest? There must be a shiatload of qualifies to that statement. You can dive as deep as you want in the blue hole in Dahab. On scuba depths of over 1000 feet are possible. And free divers don't have those sorts of limitations. (in theory)
 
2013-01-15 04:39:31 PM  

ChadM89: JohnCarter: Old Hole

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 195x258]

Used Hole

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 179x282]

Easy Entry hole

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 194x260]

Um, I recognize the first two, who's the third?



Angie Carlson from 'Full throttle saloon'
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-15 04:42:35 PM  
carnifex2005:

You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)

Holy shi.....
 
2013-01-15 04:43:19 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: If I owned a nuclear power plant, I would buy that thing in a heartbeat. then i would subcontract to various unsavory people. Dispose of everything, stay on a private wilderness beach, hunt the servants in our wild game preserve...


I'd be down for that. But only if there are monkey butlers.
 
2013-01-15 04:44:00 PM  
Also...

Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.

Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.

Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!

Clark: Make that the second biggest.
 
2013-01-15 04:45:10 PM  

abhorrent1: But only if there are monkey butlers.


Four assed monkeys or five assed monkeys?
 
2013-01-15 04:49:28 PM  

PirateFuzzball: Everyone has their price. I'd wager you would seriously consider doing that if his cash offer had three or four more zeros in that number.


So $5 Mil? Can't speak for him you're damn right I would. I could probably suck one dick for that kind of money. I'd just get drunk enough that I wouldn't remember doing it.
 
2013-01-15 04:49:35 PM  

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


I have to ask... where did you go to highschool? At least general area?
 
2013-01-15 04:49:57 PM  
I'd fill it.

No, seriously, I'm afraid of deep waters.

My ideal beach would be 4-5 feet for miles out.
 
2013-01-15 04:56:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-15 04:59:10 PM  

edwoodca: carnifex2005:

You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)

Holy shi.....


Dayum!!
 
2013-01-15 05:07:09 PM  
Bonus: you can sell tours to folks that believe that UFO's come from out of there.
"Alien Base" (are belong to you)
 
2013-01-15 05:09:09 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Courtney Love?


Came for Courtney Love, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-15 05:13:09 PM  
I had a gastroscopy last summer. I'm not getting a kick out of some of the images and vids in this thread.

Urk.
 
2013-01-15 05:15:24 PM  

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


Soooo... I just tried this, and I can do it. Is it really hard for other people? I'd never even done it before.

/Also, that's hot.
 
2013-01-15 05:16:43 PM  
Sorry, I'm not buying until they get Rebus Kniebus out of there.

/save me some of that blue moss
 
2013-01-15 05:20:36 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: Mel


Came looking for Mel's Hole, thank you.
 
2013-01-15 05:20:46 PM  

carnifex2005: Gordon Bennett: Jument: Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)

I think that is actually a courgette. Looking at the picture, by the way, there's a definite lump in her throat for the second part, so I think some or all of it is in there. I guess you'd need the third picture when it comes out with the tip of the courgette covered in stomach acid.

You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)


She is so hillariously proud of herself.
 
2013-01-15 05:21:38 PM  
Threadjack - anybody see the 60 minutes thing? That water is deep!
 
2013-01-15 05:23:03 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-15 05:24:54 PM  
I wouldn't want to have something like that on my property. It's a beautiful spot but I think the liability is more trouble than it's worth.
 
2013-01-15 05:27:38 PM  

carnifex2005: You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)


Every time I watch this I choke on my own imagination. Urk.
 
2013-01-15 05:32:07 PM  

PirateFuzzball: whistleridge: Cythraul: Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.

Too late. I had a guy offer me $5000 cash, on the bar in front of me, if I would go to the bathroom and let him face fark me.  He was pretty excited. I took great pleasure in telling him to go fark himself instead.

Everyone has their price. I'd wager you would seriously consider doing that if his cash offer had three or four more zeros in that number.


No. I wouldn't. I would weep many nights at the thought of the lost money, but I just couldn't do it. I think I could take it in the ass before I could do that.
 
2013-01-15 05:33:42 PM  

Verrai: I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.

Soooo... I just tried this, and I can do it. Is it really hard for other people? I'd never even done it before.


I can barely get to my chin. Maybe I have short arms?
 
2013-01-15 05:36:02 PM  
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Watch this
 
2013-01-15 05:46:32 PM  
Came here for the obligatory 'Your Mom' jokes...Did not leave disappointed.
 
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