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2013-01-15 01:20:27 PM
Subby's mom?
 
2013-01-15 01:21:36 PM
Madonna thread?
 
2013-01-15 01:25:32 PM
Feelin' so small.
 
2013-01-15 01:29:19 PM
The mods cut the offense part off... I didn't know they did that. Fair enough, though...

/subby
//If the mods cut it off, I'm not going to repeat it.
 
2013-01-15 02:15:32 PM
Well, yeah.  But I'm always for sale.
 
2013-01-15 02:30:55 PM

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


I bid tree-fiddy!
 
2013-01-15 02:32:43 PM
Ha ha!
Vagina joke!
 
2013-01-15 02:33:31 PM
Courtney Love?
 
2013-01-15 02:34:01 PM
Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

mobigs.comtour.deepthroatlove.com

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!
 
2013-01-15 02:36:37 PM
Nadya Suleiman has turned to prostitution?
 
2013-01-15 02:37:29 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!


How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.
 
2013-01-15 02:45:11 PM
Cythraul:

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

I can see someone's going to have trouble getting a date. =D
 
2013-01-15 02:47:26 PM

Pixiest: Cythraul:

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

I can see someone's going to have trouble getting a date. =D


Fortunately (or is it unfortunately?), I've never done 'that' with anyone who was hung like a cucumber.
 
2013-01-15 03:15:57 PM

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


If this had not been the first thing I saw when I clicked this thread, I would have quit Fark forever.
 
2013-01-15 03:17:58 PM
Yay, two days in a row I get to post this for some obvious reasons.

media.philly.com
 
2013-01-15 03:18:50 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!


Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)

Regarding TFA: That's actually pretty cool. If I was swimming in money I'd buy it.
 
2013-01-15 03:19:58 PM
The headline fails without a mom joke.
 
2013-01-15 03:20:09 PM

Pixiest: The mods cut the offense part off... I didn't know they did that. Fair enough, though...

/subby
//If the mods cut it off, I'm not going to repeat it.


PUSSY!!!!!!

assets.diylol.com
 
2013-01-15 03:20:55 PM
Knew it was only a matter of time before me ex did this.

Wait... you said "hole"? Same difference.
 
2013-01-15 03:22:47 PM

Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.


This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.
 
2013-01-15 03:23:20 PM

Jument: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)

Regarding TFA: That's actually pretty cool. If I was swimming in money I'd buy it.


Entirely possible, fast forward to 5:15 (SFW)

Link
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 03:23:56 PM
Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin
 
2013-01-15 03:25:01 PM
Which hole?

The one kind of hole: Kim Kardashian?

The other kind of hole: Michael Moore?
 
2013-01-15 03:25:27 PM

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


Someones got to pay the rent on Subby's basement.
 
2013-01-15 03:25:33 PM
Kim and Kanye split up?
 
2013-01-15 03:25:41 PM

gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin


Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."
 
2013-01-15 03:25:54 PM
Buh-gina jokes aside, I'd like to live in the Caribbean where the jet set doesn't go...hell, I'd love to set up a grill, make some ribs, conch, spiny lobster, and just get a bit dissolute...it really doesn't take much...
 
2013-01-15 03:26:22 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: tour.deepthroatlove.com

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!


Shakes my little angry pener and curses god.
 
2013-01-15 03:26:36 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.
 
2013-01-15 03:28:45 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


I don't think I would have shared that if I were you.  I wish you the best and I hope you fare well, but TMI to the extreme.  Go easy on him Fark for he knew not what he did.
 
2013-01-15 03:28:54 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


I just want to thank you, on behalf of all Farkers, for providing so much future fodder.
 
2013-01-15 03:29:33 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-15 03:29:46 PM

pudding7: Ghastly: Subby's mom?

If this had not been the first thing I saw when I clicked this thread, I would have quit Fark forever.


yup
 
2013-01-15 03:29:47 PM
t2.gstatic.com

stupidspoiledwhoresayswhat?
 
2013-01-15 03:30:33 PM

Cythraul: Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.


Too late. I had a guy offer me $5000 cash, on the bar in front of me, if I would go to the bathroom and let him face fark me.  He was pretty excited. I took great pleasure in telling him to go fark himself instead.
 
2013-01-15 03:30:43 PM

Glancing Blow: I just want to thank you, on behalf of all Farkers, for providing so much future fodder.


I've mentioned not having a gag reflex I don't know how many times over the years on Fark. Hasn't ever been used against me. Yet.
 
2013-01-15 03:32:13 PM
Mel's hole?

/ coast-to-coast shoutout
 
2013-01-15 03:33:38 PM

WhyteRaven74: Glancing Blow: I just want to thank you, on behalf of all Farkers, for providing so much future fodder.

I've mentioned not having a gag reflex I don't know how many times over the years on Fark. Hasn't ever been used against me. Yet.


Really?

I dare you not to gag....

www.thedistractionnetwork.com
 
2013-01-15 03:34:59 PM

jst3p: www.thedistractionnetwork.com


ha!
 
2013-01-15 03:35:30 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


FAP FAP FAP...
 
2013-01-15 03:36:35 PM

mr lawson: pudding7: Ghastly: Subby's mom?

If this had not been the first thing I saw when I clicked this thread, I would have quit Fark forever.


also expected. thanks for coming through!
 
2013-01-15 03:38:42 PM
From the Comments
Jim Butler
Are you kidding me? $24 million? I was married to the worlds deepest hole and she was giving it away for free.


Jim is hilarious!
 
2013-01-15 03:39:52 PM
Snookie starting hooking?
 
2013-01-15 03:40:02 PM
Salt Lake City?
 
2013-01-15 03:42:25 PM
Lindsay Lohan?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 03:44:27 PM

jst3p: gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin

Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."


How original...(droll)

Well, yours was happy as a clam with it (bearded as it the clam was).
 
2013-01-15 03:46:03 PM

gja: jst3p: gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin

Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."

How original...(droll)

Well, yours was happy as a clam with it (bearded as it the clam was).


I must apologize, I really had no choice. It had to be said.

I find it funny that you mock my obvious joke that immediately followed your obvious joke.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 03:47:25 PM

jst3p: WhyteRaven74: Glancing Blow: I just want to thank you, on behalf of all Farkers, for providing so much future fodder.

I've mentioned not having a gag reflex I don't know how many times over the years on Fark. Hasn't ever been used against me. Yet.

Really?

I dare you not to gag....

[www.thedistractionnetwork.com image 500x395]


What the...I don't even......good grief
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 03:48:51 PM

jst3p: gja: jst3p: gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin

Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."

How original...(droll)

Well, yours was happy as a clam with it (bearded as it the clam was).

I must apologize, I really had no choice. It had to be said.

I find it funny that you mock my obvious joke that immediately followed your obvious joke.


Mock away oh fellow Farker........
I'm only here for the crackers and cheese......
 
2013-01-15 03:49:49 PM

gja: I'm only here for the crackers


THAT'S RACIST!
 
2013-01-15 03:50:09 PM
why would I pay a lot of money for something the sole feature of which I could not enjoy any more than some marauding bum?
 
2013-01-15 03:50:14 PM
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a hole, there's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a log, there's a log,
There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea.
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a branch, there's a branch,
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a bump, there's a bump,
There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a frog, there's a frog,
There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a tail, there's a tail,
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a speck, there's a speck,
There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump on the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump On the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a fleck, there's a fleck,
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump on the branch

sing it....enjoy your earworm........
 
2013-01-15 03:51:49 PM

gja: jst3p: gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin

Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."

How original...(droll)

Well, yours was happy as a clam with it (bearded as it the clam was).


I mentioned that Larry David bit to my friends when one said his ex was talking shiat about his "tiny wang". I asked him if he retorted about her snapper being cavernous, and made the hand move David did in the show.

They both laughed so hard they practically fell over.

/Apparently they didn't watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.
 
2013-01-15 03:56:04 PM

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


And we're done here
 
2013-01-15 04:05:14 PM

Ghastly: Subby's mom?

At first I was like
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
But then,
misslife.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-01-15 04:07:26 PM
After RTFA, I think I found a buyer.

upload.wikimedia.org
'I just need to store a couple of things...'
/Funnier if you've read the novels.
 
2013-01-15 04:09:32 PM
The Octomom Vagina Defense League is slow with its c-section lectures today, I see.
 
2013-01-15 04:09:55 PM
So deep on someone so shallow...

blacksportsonline.com
 
2013-01-15 04:12:48 PM
If I owned a nuclear power plant, I would buy that thing in a heartbeat. then i would subcontract to various unsavory people. Dispose of everything, stay on a private wilderness beach, hunt the servants in our wild game preserve...
 
2013-01-15 04:13:14 PM

fickenchucker: I mentioned that Larry David bit to my friends when one said his ex was talking shiat about his "tiny wang". I asked him if he retorted about her snapper being cavernous, and made the hand move David did in the show.


A woman wakes her sleeping husband and says "I just had the craziest dream--I was at a dick auction. Tiny dicks were going for a dollar, medium dicks were fifty bucks, and big dicks were a hundred."

Suspicious, the man asks how much his dick cost, and the wife replies "Oh, they were giving your dick away as a free sample."

An hour or two later, the husband wakes up his wife, and says: "You wouldn't believe it--I just had a dream that I was at a pussy auction. Big loose pussies were ten bucks, normal pussies were hundred, and tight virgin pussies were a thousand.

"How much was my pussy?

"That's where they were having the auction."
 
2013-01-15 04:14:25 PM
Detroit? Sears?

Oh, a little chunk of the Caribbean. $24 million isn't bad, and if it wasn't for all those free divers you could do the total Dr No island base routine. And on that No...

upload.wikimedia.org

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!


Despite the depths they can go to I bet they're really shallow.
 
2013-01-15 04:15:03 PM
Didn't know courtney Love was broke.
 
2013-01-15 04:16:33 PM

Jument: Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)


I think that is actually a courgette. Looking at the picture, by the way, there's a definite lump in her throat for the second part, so I think some or all of it is in there. I guess you'd need the third picture when it comes out with the tip of the courgette covered in stomach acid.
 
2013-01-15 04:21:53 PM
Old Hole

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Used Hole

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Easy Entry hole

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-15 04:22:57 PM
This whole was on TV last night. It's where they do the deep water diving World Records. 1 guy did over 400 feet deep with no air.
 
2013-01-15 04:23:02 PM
Came here for subby's mom. Leaving satisfied of course.
 
2013-01-15 04:23:07 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.

Too late. I had a guy offer me $5000 cash, on the bar in front of me, if I would go to the bathroom and let him face fark me.  He was pretty excited. I took great pleasure in telling him to go fark himself instead.


Everyone has their price. I'd wager you would seriously consider doing that if his cash offer had three or four more zeros in that number.
 
2013-01-15 04:23:53 PM

Sybarite: Feelin' so small.


Can you be saved?
 
2013-01-15 04:23:55 PM
Man Hole...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-15 04:24:07 PM

Gordon Bennett: Jument: Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)

I think that is actually a courgette. Looking at the picture, by the way, there's a definite lump in her throat for the second part, so I think some or all of it is in there. I guess you'd need the third picture when it comes out with the tip of the courgette covered in stomach acid.


You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)
 
2013-01-15 04:25:48 PM

JohnCarter: Old Hole

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 195x258]

Used Hole

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 179x282]

Easy Entry hole

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 194x260]


Um, I recognize the first two, who's the third?
 
2013-01-15 04:28:47 PM
Oh nevermind I reverse image searched it.
 
2013-01-15 04:32:35 PM
Huh, the deepest hole in the world is in the Bahamas. I could have sworn they were talking about Washington D.C.
 
2013-01-15 04:32:36 PM

The Angry Hand of God: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x590]


You should be ban hammered.
 
2013-01-15 04:34:39 PM
Deepest? There must be a shiatload of qualifies to that statement. You can dive as deep as you want in the blue hole in Dahab. On scuba depths of over 1000 feet are possible. And free divers don't have those sorts of limitations. (in theory)
 
2013-01-15 04:39:31 PM

ChadM89: JohnCarter: Old Hole

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 195x258]

Used Hole

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 179x282]

Easy Entry hole

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 194x260]

Um, I recognize the first two, who's the third?



Angie Carlson from 'Full throttle saloon'
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-15 04:42:35 PM
carnifex2005:

You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)

Holy shi.....
 
2013-01-15 04:43:19 PM

Bennie Crabtree: If I owned a nuclear power plant, I would buy that thing in a heartbeat. then i would subcontract to various unsavory people. Dispose of everything, stay on a private wilderness beach, hunt the servants in our wild game preserve...


I'd be down for that. But only if there are monkey butlers.
 
2013-01-15 04:44:00 PM
Also...

Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.

Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.

Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!

Clark: Make that the second biggest.
 
2013-01-15 04:45:10 PM

abhorrent1: But only if there are monkey butlers.


Four assed monkeys or five assed monkeys?
 
2013-01-15 04:49:28 PM

PirateFuzzball: Everyone has their price. I'd wager you would seriously consider doing that if his cash offer had three or four more zeros in that number.


So $5 Mil? Can't speak for him you're damn right I would. I could probably suck one dick for that kind of money. I'd just get drunk enough that I wouldn't remember doing it.
 
2013-01-15 04:49:35 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


I have to ask... where did you go to highschool? At least general area?
 
2013-01-15 04:49:57 PM
I'd fill it.

No, seriously, I'm afraid of deep waters.

My ideal beach would be 4-5 feet for miles out.
 
2013-01-15 04:56:56 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-15 04:59:10 PM

edwoodca: carnifex2005:

You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)

Holy shi.....


Dayum!!
 
2013-01-15 05:07:09 PM
Bonus: you can sell tours to folks that believe that UFO's come from out of there.
"Alien Base" (are belong to you)
 
2013-01-15 05:09:09 PM

NuttierThanEver: Courtney Love?


Came for Courtney Love, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-15 05:13:09 PM
I had a gastroscopy last summer. I'm not getting a kick out of some of the images and vids in this thread.

Urk.
 
2013-01-15 05:15:24 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


Soooo... I just tried this, and I can do it. Is it really hard for other people? I'd never even done it before.

/Also, that's hot.
 
2013-01-15 05:16:43 PM
Sorry, I'm not buying until they get Rebus Kniebus out of there.

/save me some of that blue moss
 
2013-01-15 05:20:36 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Mel


Came looking for Mel's Hole, thank you.
 
2013-01-15 05:20:46 PM

carnifex2005: Gordon Bennett: Jument: Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)

I think that is actually a courgette. Looking at the picture, by the way, there's a definite lump in her throat for the second part, so I think some or all of it is in there. I guess you'd need the third picture when it comes out with the tip of the courgette covered in stomach acid.

You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)


She is so hillariously proud of herself.
 
2013-01-15 05:21:38 PM
Threadjack - anybody see the 60 minutes thing? That water is deep!
 
2013-01-15 05:23:03 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-15 05:24:54 PM
I wouldn't want to have something like that on my property. It's a beautiful spot but I think the liability is more trouble than it's worth.
 
2013-01-15 05:27:38 PM

carnifex2005: You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)


Every time I watch this I choke on my own imagination. Urk.
 
2013-01-15 05:32:07 PM

PirateFuzzball: whistleridge: Cythraul: Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.

Too late. I had a guy offer me $5000 cash, on the bar in front of me, if I would go to the bathroom and let him face fark me.  He was pretty excited. I took great pleasure in telling him to go fark himself instead.

Everyone has their price. I'd wager you would seriously consider doing that if his cash offer had three or four more zeros in that number.


No. I wouldn't. I would weep many nights at the thought of the lost money, but I just couldn't do it. I think I could take it in the ass before I could do that.
 
2013-01-15 05:33:42 PM

Verrai: I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.

Soooo... I just tried this, and I can do it. Is it really hard for other people? I'd never even done it before.


I can barely get to my chin. Maybe I have short arms?
 
2013-01-15 05:36:02 PM
img.bnqt.com

Obligatory
Watch this
 
2013-01-15 05:46:32 PM
Came here for the obligatory 'Your Mom' jokes...Did not leave disappointed.
 
2013-01-15 05:47:03 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Mel's hole?

/ coast-to-coast shoutout


That's what I came here for, now I'm all tingely.
 
2013-01-15 06:04:27 PM

Uncle Tractor: I had a gastroscopy last summer. I'm not getting a kick out of some of the images and vids in this thread.

Urk.


Came for the gastroscopy comments... leaving satisfied!
 
2013-01-15 06:04:54 PM

Verrai: whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.

Soooo... I just tried this, and I can do it. Is it really hard for other people? I'd never even done it before.

/Also, that's hot.


I can do it too but I have to turn my head a little bit. The gag thing is a lot more impressive.
 
2013-01-15 06:05:34 PM
 
2013-01-15 06:08:17 PM
img24.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-15 06:11:57 PM
Paris Hilton?

/too old

seriously, when did the Marianas Trench get demoted?
 
2013-01-15 06:41:07 PM
Deeper than this blue hole?
 
2013-01-15 06:41:51 PM

carnifex2005: You'd be surprised at the skill of some girls. (Sorta NSFW)


I need her name! For God's sake, give me her name!

Erm...for science, of course
 
2013-01-15 06:42:41 PM

Sybarite: Feelin' so small.


I'd like to fly.
 
2013-01-15 07:20:19 PM

whistleridge: Verrai: I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.

Soooo... I just tried this, and I can do it. Is it really hard for other people? I'd never even done it before.

I can barely get to my chin. Maybe I have short arms?


I now have you farkied "straight dude, no gag reflex"
 
2013-01-15 07:47:40 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.

Too late. I had a guy offer me $5000 cash, on the bar in front of me, if I would go to the bathroom and let him face fark me.  He was pretty excited. I took great pleasure in telling him to go fark himself instead.


DUDE! IT WAS $5000 CASH!!

What is your price?
 
2013-01-15 08:16:44 PM

Just_a_Bear: Paris Hilton?

/too old

seriously, when did the Marianas Trench get demoted?


Deepest Hole, not Deepest Crack.
/might find the deepest crack between the two buttcheeks of a morbidly obese prostitute
//not volunteering for the mission!
 
2013-01-15 09:33:38 PM
FTFA: Might be kind of hard to relax, though, with all the near-death experiences taking place in the backyard.

Yeah, I wonder if you have to skim dead divers off of it each morning? It doesn't sound like people hesitate to trespass. Although it's unclear if it's actually part of the property or just adjacent to it.
 
2013-01-15 09:36:00 PM

Verrai: whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.

Soooo... I just tried this, and I can do it. Is it really hard for other people? I'd never even done it before.

/Also, that's hot.


I just tried it and I can do it also. It doesn't seem that difficult.

/the arm thing, not the swallowing thing
 
2013-01-15 09:42:08 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a hole, there's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a log, there's a log,
There's a log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea.
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea,
There's a branch, there's a branch,
There's a branch on the log in the hole
In the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a bump, there's a bump,
There's a bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a frog, there's a frog,
There's a frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a tail, there's a tail,
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch
on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a speck, there's a speck,
There's a speck on the tail on the frog
On the bump on the branch on the log
In the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a fleck on the speck on the tail
On the frog on the bump on the branch
On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There' ...


HAH! I'll see your hole in the bottom of the sea and raise you one rattlin' bog.
 
2013-01-15 09:51:07 PM

StrikitRich: Deeper than this blue hole?


Holy crap - what is that? The calcified labia of Katmandu?
 
2013-01-15 10:02:17 PM
Not worth it. Remote Bahamian islands = tons of mosquitoes.
 
2013-01-15 10:48:53 PM
writeorflight.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-15 10:59:04 PM

whistleridge: PirateFuzzball: whistleridge: Cythraul: Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.

Too late. I had a guy offer me $5000 cash, on the bar in front of me, if I would go to the bathroom and let him face fark me.  He was pretty excited. I took great pleasure in telling him to go fark himself instead.

Everyone has their price. I'd wager you would seriously consider doing that if his cash offer had three or four more zeros in that number.

No. I wouldn't. I would weep many nights at the thought of the lost money, but I just couldn't do it. I think I could take it in the ass before I could do that.


And then there's the old joke -

A Frenchman who complained "I am Pierrre, builder of the Eiffel Tower. I am Pierre, builder of the bridge across the Seine.
Do they called me Pierre, builder of the Eiffel Tower? Do they called me Pierre, builder of the bridge across the Seine?
No.
But suck one little cock..."
 
2013-01-15 11:20:14 PM

ruta: FTFA: Might be kind of hard to relax, though, with all the near-death experiences taking place in the backyard.

Yeah, I wonder if you have to skim dead divers off of it each morning? It doesn't sound like people hesitate to trespass. Although it's unclear if it's actually part of the property or just adjacent to it.


Dunno about free divers but scuba divers at that depth will usually sink.

Bodies at the bottom of the Blue Hole in Egypt. Not particularly graphic.
 
2013-01-15 11:35:03 PM

T.M.S.: ruta: FTFA: Might be kind of hard to relax, though, with all the near-death experiences taking place in the backyard.

Yeah, I wonder if you have to skim dead divers off of it each morning? It doesn't sound like people hesitate to trespass. Although it's unclear if it's actually part of the property or just adjacent to it.

Dunno about free divers but scuba divers at that depth will usually sink.

Bodies at the bottom of the Blue Hole in Egypt. Not particularly graphic.


free divers as well.
 
2013-01-15 11:38:27 PM

PastaFazoole: Verrai: whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.

Soooo... I just tried this, and I can do it. Is it really hard for other people? I'd never even done it before.

/Also, that's hot.

I just tried it and I can do it also. It doesn't seem that difficult.

/the arm thing, not the swallowing thing


I think he means to start by going behind your head, rather than in front.
 
2013-01-16 12:04:15 AM

Brick-House: T.M.S.: ruta: FTFA: Might be kind of hard to relax, though, with all the near-death experiences taking place in the backyard.

Yeah, I wonder if you have to skim dead divers off of it each morning? It doesn't sound like people hesitate to trespass. Although it's unclear if it's actually part of the property or just adjacent to it.

Dunno about free divers but scuba divers at that depth will usually sink.

Bodies at the bottom of the Blue Hole in Egypt. Not particularly graphic.

free divers as well.


They dive negative? At depth the wetsuit would be pretty compressed and the air in their lungs the same. So any wight would bring them down I guess that's it?
 
2013-01-16 05:17:27 AM
www.rocksbackpages.com
 
2013-01-16 06:17:33 AM

T.M.S.: Deepest? There must be a shiatload of qualifies to that statement. You can dive as deep as you want in the blue hole in Dahab. On scuba depths of over 1000 feet are possible.


No it isn't, the Blue Hole is about 425 feet deep.
 
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