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2013-01-15 01:20:27 PM
Subby's mom?
 
2013-01-15 01:21:36 PM
Madonna thread?
 
2013-01-15 01:25:32 PM
Feelin' so small.
 
2013-01-15 01:29:19 PM
The mods cut the offense part off... I didn't know they did that. Fair enough, though...

/subby
//If the mods cut it off, I'm not going to repeat it.
 
2013-01-15 02:15:32 PM
Well, yeah.  But I'm always for sale.
 
2013-01-15 02:30:55 PM

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


I bid tree-fiddy!
 
2013-01-15 02:32:43 PM
Ha ha!
Vagina joke!
 
2013-01-15 02:33:31 PM
Courtney Love?
 
2013-01-15 02:34:01 PM
Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

mobigs.comtour.deepthroatlove.com

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!
 
2013-01-15 02:36:37 PM
Nadya Suleiman has turned to prostitution?
 
2013-01-15 02:37:29 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!


How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.
 
2013-01-15 02:45:11 PM
Cythraul:

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

I can see someone's going to have trouble getting a date. =D
 
2013-01-15 02:47:26 PM

Pixiest: Cythraul:

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

I can see someone's going to have trouble getting a date. =D


Fortunately (or is it unfortunately?), I've never done 'that' with anyone who was hung like a cucumber.
 
2013-01-15 03:15:57 PM

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


If this had not been the first thing I saw when I clicked this thread, I would have quit Fark forever.
 
2013-01-15 03:17:58 PM
Yay, two days in a row I get to post this for some obvious reasons.

media.philly.com
 
2013-01-15 03:18:50 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!


Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)

Regarding TFA: That's actually pretty cool. If I was swimming in money I'd buy it.
 
2013-01-15 03:19:58 PM
The headline fails without a mom joke.
 
2013-01-15 03:20:09 PM

Pixiest: The mods cut the offense part off... I didn't know they did that. Fair enough, though...

/subby
//If the mods cut it off, I'm not going to repeat it.


PUSSY!!!!!!

assets.diylol.com
 
2013-01-15 03:20:55 PM
Knew it was only a matter of time before me ex did this.

Wait... you said "hole"? Same difference.
 
2013-01-15 03:22:47 PM

Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.


This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.
 
2013-01-15 03:23:20 PM

Jument: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

Is it just me or is the cuke picture unpossible? I want to say that they cut it and she just has a bit of it in her mouth. (fap!)

Regarding TFA: That's actually pretty cool. If I was swimming in money I'd buy it.


Entirely possible, fast forward to 5:15 (SFW)

Link
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 03:23:56 PM
Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin
 
2013-01-15 03:25:01 PM
Which hole?

The one kind of hole: Kim Kardashian?

The other kind of hole: Michael Moore?
 
2013-01-15 03:25:27 PM

Ghastly: Subby's mom?


Someones got to pay the rent on Subby's basement.
 
2013-01-15 03:25:33 PM
Kim and Kanye split up?
 
2013-01-15 03:25:41 PM

gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin


Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."
 
2013-01-15 03:25:54 PM
Buh-gina jokes aside, I'd like to live in the Caribbean where the jet set doesn't go...hell, I'd love to set up a grill, make some ribs, conch, spiny lobster, and just get a bit dissolute...it really doesn't take much...
 
2013-01-15 03:26:22 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: tour.deepthroatlove.com

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!


Shakes my little angry pener and curses god.
 
2013-01-15 03:26:36 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.
 
2013-01-15 03:28:45 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


I don't think I would have shared that if I were you.  I wish you the best and I hope you fare well, but TMI to the extreme.  Go easy on him Fark for he knew not what he did.
 
2013-01-15 03:28:54 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


I just want to thank you, on behalf of all Farkers, for providing so much future fodder.
 
2013-01-15 03:29:33 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-15 03:29:46 PM

pudding7: Ghastly: Subby's mom?

If this had not been the first thing I saw when I clicked this thread, I would have quit Fark forever.


yup
 
2013-01-15 03:29:47 PM
t2.gstatic.com

stupidspoiledwhoresayswhat?
 
2013-01-15 03:30:33 PM

Cythraul: Never display these talents around gay men.  There will be many, many unwanted indecent propositions.


Too late. I had a guy offer me $5000 cash, on the bar in front of me, if I would go to the bathroom and let him face fark me.  He was pretty excited. I took great pleasure in telling him to go fark himself instead.
 
2013-01-15 03:30:43 PM

Glancing Blow: I just want to thank you, on behalf of all Farkers, for providing so much future fodder.


I've mentioned not having a gag reflex I don't know how many times over the years on Fark. Hasn't ever been used against me. Yet.
 
2013-01-15 03:32:13 PM
Mel's hole?

/ coast-to-coast shoutout
 
2013-01-15 03:33:38 PM

WhyteRaven74: Glancing Blow: I just want to thank you, on behalf of all Farkers, for providing so much future fodder.

I've mentioned not having a gag reflex I don't know how many times over the years on Fark. Hasn't ever been used against me. Yet.


Really?

I dare you not to gag....

www.thedistractionnetwork.com
 
2013-01-15 03:34:59 PM

jst3p: www.thedistractionnetwork.com


ha!
 
2013-01-15 03:35:30 PM

whistleridge: Cythraul: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Who will win! Who will lose! Who will swallow tall in the winner's circle! Who will go home empty-throated!

[mobigs.com image 576x366][tour.deepthroatlove.com image 576x366]

Gentlemen, start your tape measures!

How does someone do that without throwing-up all over the place?  I can barely brush my tongue with my toothbrush without gagging.

This is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but...

I have no gag reflex. None. I used to make easy money winning bets in college by deep throating various improbable objects. Sadly for the gay men of the world, I'm entirely straight and that is in fact that  onething I would never ever ever consider deep throating for money. But I'm sure Farkers will rip on me anyway.

But to answer your question: it's not work. I don't have to suppress anything. I don't have to take my time. I can also pour a boot of beer down my throat without having to swallow. It's just a thing, like being double-jointed. I knew this guy in high school who could reach his arm all the way around his head and touch the ear on the same side as the arm. I can't do that, but I could down a loooooooooooooong cucumber without choking or swallowing. Go figure.


FAP FAP FAP...
 
2013-01-15 03:36:35 PM

mr lawson: pudding7: Ghastly: Subby's mom?

If this had not been the first thing I saw when I clicked this thread, I would have quit Fark forever.


also expected. thanks for coming through!
 
2013-01-15 03:38:42 PM
From the Comments
Jim Butler
Are you kidding me? $24 million? I was married to the worlds deepest hole and she was giving it away for free.


Jim is hilarious!
 
2013-01-15 03:39:52 PM
Snookie starting hooking?
 
2013-01-15 03:40:02 PM
Salt Lake City?
 
2013-01-15 03:42:25 PM
Lindsay Lohan?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 03:44:27 PM

jst3p: gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin

Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."


How original...(droll)

Well, yours was happy as a clam with it (bearded as it the clam was).
 
2013-01-15 03:46:03 PM

gja: jst3p: gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin

Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."

How original...(droll)

Well, yours was happy as a clam with it (bearded as it the clam was).


I must apologize, I really had no choice. It had to be said.

I find it funny that you mock my obvious joke that immediately followed your obvious joke.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 03:47:25 PM

jst3p: WhyteRaven74: Glancing Blow: I just want to thank you, on behalf of all Farkers, for providing so much future fodder.

I've mentioned not having a gag reflex I don't know how many times over the years on Fark. Hasn't ever been used against me. Yet.

Really?

I dare you not to gag....

[www.thedistractionnetwork.com image 500x395]


What the...I don't even......good grief
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 03:48:51 PM

jst3p: gja: jst3p: gja: Good luck to whomever buys my ex.....

/tie a plank to your ass or keep hold of a strong rope
//im just sayin

Your ex called, she said "It just seemed that way because he was so tiny."

How original...(droll)

Well, yours was happy as a clam with it (bearded as it the clam was).

I must apologize, I really had no choice. It had to be said.

I find it funny that you mock my obvious joke that immediately followed your obvious joke.


Mock away oh fellow Farker........
I'm only here for the crackers and cheese......
 
2013-01-15 03:49:49 PM

gja: I'm only here for the crackers


THAT'S RACIST!
 
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