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		DJ Trauma lives up to his name (abcactionnews.com)		14
		More: Florida, ABC Action News, Tampa Bay Area, Stephen Seravalli

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Old Man Winter		2013-01-15 01:51:43 PM

"Flu-like symptoms," range from AIDS to the day after Taco Bell. Sometimes, though rarely it even can be the Flu.

ChipNASA		2013-01-15 01:52:55 PM

This is a Government/Big Pharma/U.S. CDC conspiracy.
THERE IS NO FLU.
NO ONE IS DYING.
THEY ARE USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO IMPLANT MICROCHIPS IN THE AMERICAN POPULATION
/*DO.NOT.GET.THE.FLU.SHOT.UNDER.ANY.CIRCUMSTANCES.

http://www.reuters.com article uncovering the truth is HERE!!

Rhypskallion		2013-01-15 01:54:27 PM

I met Trauma while he was on tour up in DC. He was... well a DJ. Not the worst, nor the best. He stood for fun, loud music, and he stood when there were no stools in the booth. Take a moment and remember your favorite DJs everywhen, everywhere. RIP loud music guy.

/of course, there are probably multiple DJs Trauma, and I may have him confused with one of the others which would not surprise me.

TripSixes		2013-01-15 01:57:40 PM

I got my flu shot this weekend because I didn't want to be a floozee.

SnakeLee		2013-01-15 02:17:04 PM

ChipNASA: This is a Government/Big Pharma/U.S. CDC conspiracy.
THERE IS NO FLU.
NO ONE IS DYING.
THEY ARE USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO IMPLANT MICROCHIPS IN THE AMERICAN POPULATION
/*DO.NOT.GET.THE.FLU.SHOT.UNDER.ANY.CIRCUMSTANCES.

http://www.reuters.com article uncovering the truth is HERE!!

I want to start a portfolio of just stocks that are just based on the opposite of what conspiracy theorists will do. So short gold, buy stocks of this, etc

sdtangler		2013-01-15 02:31:36 PM

What's the big deal with being a DJ? You play songs that other people wrote in a particular order, with a few sound effects mixed in. BFD.

Another Government Employee		2013-01-15 02:32:26 PM

He was the morning DJ at KOLD....

LewDux		2013-01-15 02:43:01 PM

Good riddance

evil saltine		2013-01-15 02:51:13 PM

Somebody wanna get subby a dictionary?

Farking Canuck		2013-01-15 03:54:56 PM

ChipNASA: This is a Government/Big Pharma/U.S. CDC conspiracy.
THERE IS NO FLU.
NO ONE IS DYING.
THEY ARE USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO IMPLANT MICROCHIPS IN THE AMERICAN POPULATION
/*DO.NOT.GET.THE.FLU.SHOT.UNDER.ANY.CIRCUMSTANCES.

http://www.reuters.com article uncovering the truth is HERE!!

Please tell me this is Poe's Law.

People this stupid scare me.

traylor		2013-01-15 04:05:14 PM

evil saltine: Somebody wanna get subby a dictionary?

Yeah, I'd throw a dictionary at Subby so hard that he would learn the meaning of trauma without looking it up.

enderthexenocide		2013-01-15 10:07:51 PM

"d.j. .... trauma."
everyone laughs.

clubstyle_dj		2013-01-15 10:10:14 PM

comment!

Just wanted to comment on a FARK story involving a DJ.
Couldn't resist.
Thanks subby

Pangea		2013-01-16 02:41:13 PM

sdtangler: What's the big deal with being a DJ? You play songs that other people wrote in a particular order, with a few sound effects mixed in. BFD.

You get to hang out in clubs and bars, sleep late, have a large pool for dating or casual sex, get your ego stroked and get paid for it.

I can't tell you why random club-goers worship the DJ, but it's not hard to identify why one would want to be a DJ.

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