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(The Smoking Gun)   Wisconsin man will plead guilty in court to having sex with a couch in public. The couch is not expected to give a victim impact statement   ( divider line
    More: Followup, victim impact statements, Wisconsin, Streator, pleas, couch, civil litigation, dockets  
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4072 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2013 at 1:49 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-15 01:49:20 PM  
6 votes:
2013-01-15 01:51:29 PM  
4 votes:
♪ The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'... That's what I said. ♫
2013-01-15 02:04:18 PM  
3 votes:

You would.
2013-01-15 01:52:39 PM  
3 votes:
This is why I confine my man/couch relations to the privacy of my neighbor's house while they are on vacation.
2013-01-15 01:52:01 PM  
3 votes:
sofa king retarded
2013-01-15 01:32:29 PM  
2 votes:
That couch was asking for it.  I sat on her last week... rubbing my balls... what a slut.
2013-01-15 02:46:04 PM  
1 vote:
For XXX hot chair-on-chair action. . .


//I am the first
2013-01-15 02:24:18 PM  
1 vote:

Jument: Better a couch than a dead dog.

Dead deer. WI folk fark dead dear.

/At any rate, the couch was homeless. Maybe he just wanted it to feel loved.
2013-01-15 02:04:48 PM  
1 vote:


/hot linkage!
2013-01-15 01:53:22 PM  
1 vote:
Is he a Rick James impersonator?
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