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(Some Guy)   Hungover reporter gets his ass handed to him by TOUGHPAD because it is tough. Unlike himself   (lookrobot.co.uk) divider line 29
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6141 clicks; posted to Geek » on 15 Jan 2013 at 1:34 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-15 12:57:22 PM
LOL TOUGHPAD
 
2013-01-15 01:46:41 PM
Looks like that hosting server gets his ass handed to him
 
2013-01-15 02:06:32 PM
Not going to lie, I enjoyed that
 
2013-01-15 02:17:02 PM
Wow! That writer sure has the strange idea that people think that is entertaining
 
2013-01-15 02:23:15 PM
It's like a Cracked version of a product review.
 
2013-01-15 02:26:00 PM
Read the entire thing in POWER THIRST voice and yeah, pretty enjoyable.
 
2013-01-15 02:44:54 PM
There's some honest regret in there.
 
2013-01-15 02:56:59 PM
He should have stuck to Sky Piracy. I hear they have pretty good looking Aviation Police.
 
2013-01-15 03:06:03 PM

chitownmike: Wow! That writer sure has the strange idea that people think that is entertaining


I'm a person and I thought it was funny.
 
2013-01-15 03:06:40 PM

chitownmike: Wow! That writer sure has the strange idea that people think that is entertaining


I did. having done tech trade shows and conferences, I empathize with the poor bugger.
 
2013-01-15 03:10:53 PM

olapbill: chitownmike: Wow! That writer sure has the strange idea that people think that is entertaining

I did. having done tech trade shows and conferences, I empathize with the poor bugger.


/hot
 
2013-01-15 03:13:33 PM

ProfessorOhki: olapbill: chitownmike: Wow! That writer sure has the strange idea that people think that is entertaining

I did. having done tech trade shows and conferences, I empathize with the poor bugger.

/hot


Bah. Just pick any gif from Qualcomm's CES display and pretend that post had it.
 
2013-01-15 03:30:43 PM
I got about two paragraphs in and stopped reading. Yikes
 
2013-01-15 03:51:18 PM
Ah. We read Hunter S. Thompson, I see.
 
2013-01-15 04:13:21 PM
Nice review. Sounds like the usual Stupid that sales and marketing do in order to sell things to little boys who think they are badass.

As for the product itself, I'm interested. I say that as someone whose iPad bricked itself after less than two years for no apparent reason.
 
2013-01-15 04:45:03 PM
The company I work for uses the ToughBook, which is more like a laptop. We were showing them to a group of security managers, and they broke it.

CSB/
 
2013-01-15 04:46:23 PM
It would have been funny if it had been about 1/16th as long.  You can only tell the same joke so many times.

(Believe me I know.)
 
2013-01-15 06:04:57 PM
Panasonic are launching a new tablet computer for the business market. I am not a tech journalist.

Uh huh, or much of a journalist either. Basic grammar fail and and unfunny article.
 
2013-01-15 08:56:50 PM
Call me crazy but I don't think Panasonic are plural.
 
2013-01-15 09:28:55 PM
That was really fantastic. I'd definitely like to read more like that.
 
2013-01-15 09:34:39 PM
Someone isn't getting invited to anymore new product reveals. Doesn't sound like that's going to bother him a bit, either.
 
2013-01-15 10:16:25 PM
Not a very good impression of HST.
 
2013-01-15 11:48:23 PM
No one has discussed the part where a guy on stage talked about "watersports" yet? Or didn't anyone else get that far?
 
2013-01-16 12:37:16 AM
Loved my old toughbook. Pawnshop buy for 500...sold it for 1450 a year later...

Cf-f9
 
2013-01-16 03:09:57 AM
MylesHeartVodak

Says the humorless person with the atrocious grammar.....
 
2013-01-16 06:43:28 AM
I miss the days when people who wrote articles actually knew how to write.
 
2013-01-16 06:51:31 AM
Geek Gonzo! Nice!
 
2013-01-16 09:47:38 AM
Jan talks about retina displays and the way that the human eye can only perceive a certain number of pixels at a certain range and something about PPI. I think Panasonic has invented a new kind of pixel. A bendy pixel. I don't understand. What does PPI stand for? What am I doing with my life? Why am I here in this basement in Munich at the age of 26 staring at a man fire a laser pointer at a graph? How did this happen? I wanted to be a Sky Pirate. I don't understand any of this.

This made me laugh
 
2013-01-16 02:02:14 PM
Dressed in martial arts robes, he punched through six blocks of concrete but could not penetrate Toughpad underneath. He holds it up proudly and it plays a promotional video while he smiles. Why is he smiling? Panasonic have defeated him where concrete could not.

heh.
 
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