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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Satanists to rally in support of Governor Rick Scott for his signing of bill allowing prayers by students at public events. "We feel it's time for Satanists to come out and say exactly who we are"   (wpbf.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Governor Rick Scott, citizenships, event planning, rally, appeal  
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2013-01-15 11:49:59 AM  
I kinda feel this should have received an Amusing tag.
 
2013-01-15 11:55:43 AM  
I'm surprised by this. I'd have thought the Satanists were already on Scott's payroll.
 
2013-01-15 11:58:55 AM  
Hail Satan!

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-01-15 11:59:24 AM  

vudutek: I'm surprised by this. I'd have thought the Satanists were already on Scott's payroll.


Satan is, so indirectly they are as well. I think they call it Trickle-Up Economics.
 
2013-01-15 12:14:43 PM  
feastofhateandfear.com
Approves
 
2013-01-15 12:18:17 PM  
What's good for the goose is good for the diabolical, hell-spawned gander.
 
2013-01-15 12:19:55 PM  

poonesfarm: What's good for the goose is good for the diabolical, hell-spawned gander.


Methodists?
 
2013-01-15 12:26:44 PM  
Florida doesn't deserve nice things like Satanists with a sense of humor or a decent human being for governor.
 
2013-01-15 12:28:03 PM  

naughtyrev: I kinda feel this should have received an Amusing tag.


I giggled.
/agreed.
 
2013-01-15 12:29:11 PM  
Ramen to that!
 
2013-01-15 12:30:09 PM  
Satanism is soooo 1980's.
 
2013-01-15 12:30:31 PM  
The cops have known about them since at least the late 80s..

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-15 12:30:59 PM  
God bless those Satanists.
 
2013-01-15 12:33:46 PM  
Who caused them to split that tiny booger of an article into two pages?

Could it have been
 
2013-01-15 12:41:05 PM  
It goes on to say that Satan "has the compassion and wisdom of an angel." Greaves said Satanists view Satan as compassionate as other people view their God.

3.bp.blogspot.com

I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.
 
2013-01-15 12:41:17 PM  

Therion: Who caused them to split that tiny booger of an article into two pages?

Could it have been


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

...couldn't let that just hang there
 
2013-01-15 12:46:03 PM  
Satanists trolling the Governor? Excellent.
 
2013-01-15 12:47:46 PM  
I thought Satanists got all emo and turned Wiccan...
 
2013-01-15 12:48:22 PM  
More of a Trotsky-ite than a Stalin fan, but whatever floats your boat.
 
2013-01-15 12:48:26 PM  
whenever a right wing republican says they're in favor of 'religious freedom', I usually take it to mean that they're in favor of THEIR religion having an advantage over everyone else.  they don't actually want a level playing field for all religions.

of course, that's just like, my opinion man.  feel free to ignore it.
 
2013-01-15 12:48:30 PM  
They have their poster boy!
 
2013-01-15 12:49:47 PM  
Good God! Another Scientolology thread???
 
2013-01-15 12:50:32 PM  
Brilliant! I'm sure the Christians will join in. After all they want the same thing.
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
10/10
 
2013-01-15 12:50:35 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-15 12:51:01 PM  
What a Santanist might look like
www.licklibrary.com
 
2013-01-15 12:53:23 PM  

naughtyrev: I kinda feel this should have received an Amusing tag.


This. This is kind of weird shiat I DON'T expect from Florida.
 
2013-01-15 12:53:47 PM  

Weaver95: whenever a right wing republican says they're in favor of 'religious freedom', I usually take it to mean that they're in favor of THEIR religion having an advantage over everyone else.  they don't actually want a level playing field for all religions.

of course, that's just like, my opinion man.  feel free to ignore it.


I completely agree. A rightwing friend on FB posted something about "solemnly swearing to protect and defend the Constitution."

I wanted to post BULLSH*T! Your swear to protect your understanding of what you want the Constitution to be. No religion means no religion you ....okay deep breath.

Anyway. These Satanists are cool with me. that is kind of weird to post. But it is great what they are doing.

troll 'em.
 
2013-01-15 12:54:34 PM  
Ahahahahahahahah perfect.
 
2013-01-15 12:55:28 PM  
Mephiskapheles is my co-pilot.
 
2013-01-15 12:57:05 PM  

Weaver95: whenever a right wing republican says they're in favor of 'religious freedom', I usually take it to mean that they're in favor of THEIR religion having an advantage over everyone else.  they don't actually want a level playing field for all religions.

of course, that's just like, my opinion man.  feel free to ignore it.


Well, it's backed up by things like facts, so it's hard to ignore.

Didn't Louisiana do something that allowed prayer or religious charter school funding or whatever, then rescinded the law after it became clear money would go to Muslims?
 
2013-01-15 01:00:06 PM  
I thought being an Ayn Rand follower was the contemporary name or label for a satanist....
 
2013-01-15 01:01:10 PM  
Lucien Greaves

I hope that happens to be his real name. I'm imagining something else.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net or fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-15 01:02:11 PM  
I'll bet this was the work of the evil West Memphis 3. I knew they never should have been let out!

Also, nice to see that WPBF is picking up Onion articles.
 
2013-01-15 01:02:43 PM  
splatter-shack.com
Also approves

/he was my favorite movie satan
 
2013-01-15 01:03:20 PM  
Hmmm I'm not familiar with Temple of Satan, Church of Satan and Temple of Set I've heard of. Will have to check these people out if their aim is actually to oppose the silliness that is the attempted Christian take over of our society for the first time in my life I may donate to a religious organization.
 
2013-01-15 01:03:59 PM  
American Satanists just have not recuperated since Anton LaVey died.
 
2013-01-15 01:04:10 PM  
Anyone group who takes the bible as an authentic source of religion and decides, "hey that Satan guy makes a lot of sense", strikes me like a group that meet each week to watch the Karate Kid while cheering for Johnny Lawrence... hoping he'll win this time.
 
2013-01-15 01:05:45 PM  
o.onionstatic.com

Is this guy gonna run the rally? Link
 
2013-01-15 01:07:52 PM  
LOL ... I love it. Troll on you might satanic dudes.
 
2013-01-15 01:08:07 PM  
haha satanists. Trolling Christians since the time of Adam and Eve.

/or something like that.
 
2013-01-15 01:08:39 PM  
Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom from religion. I support this groups effort to bring prayer back to the public sphere, especially our schools!
 
2013-01-15 01:10:45 PM  
No, but seriously, this is f*cking awesome.
 
2013-01-15 01:11:13 PM  

vudutek: I'm surprised by this. I'd have thought the Satanists were already on Scott's payroll.


They are too nice and well meaning for him.

/literally...
 
2013-01-15 01:13:09 PM  

logggur: [o.onionstatic.com image 700x396]

Is this guy gonna run the rally? Link


Don't you know that Muslims HATE Satan? Where have you been?
 
2013-01-15 01:16:11 PM  

phrawgh: Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom from religion.


Yes it does. Sit back down.
 
2013-01-15 01:18:44 PM  
Whenever these Right wingers pass something like this I also wonder if they don't realize that something like this is bound to happen. They don't seem to realize that they are not just allowing their prayers, they are allowing everybody's prayers.
 
2013-01-15 01:19:53 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: logggur: [o.onionstatic.com image 700x396]

Is this guy gonna run the rally? Link

Don't you know that Muslims HATE Satan? Where have you been?


They hate Iblis

That means Satan is OK

DAMN muslins!
 
2013-01-15 01:28:40 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: [splatter-shack.com image 500x350]
Also approves

/he was my favorite movie satan


Agreed, but this guy is my favorite TV Satan

heroeswiki.com
 
2013-01-15 01:29:28 PM  

ongbok: Whenever these Right wingers pass something like this I also wonder if they don't realize that something like this is bound to happen. They don't seem to realize that they are not just allowing their prayers, they are allowing everybody's prayers.


Just like this. (Related bit starts around 1:20)
 
2013-01-15 01:32:13 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: [splatter-shack.com image 500x350]
Also approves

/he was my favorite movie satan


media.screened.com

or

www.anomalousmaterial.com

// Something something hot
 
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