FARK.com: (7536413) TV's James Kirk went where no man has gone before. Lynnwood's James Kirk led police on a bicycle chase wearing nothing but a helmet

		TV's James Kirk went where no man has gone before. Lynnwood's James Kirk led police on a bicycle chase wearing nothing but a helmet (heraldnet.com)		9
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probesport		2013-01-15 01:41:30 PM

4 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-15 12:59:22 PM

2 votes:

In Washington?

/to coldly go where no man has gone before

Prof. Frink		2013-01-15 01:47:26 PM

1 votes:

Where was he wearing it?

lakrfool		2013-01-15 01:41:12 PM

1 votes:

zerkalo: Did T.J. Hooker make the arrest?

After he rode on the handlebars for 15 blocks trying to commandeer the bicycle.

/Then Adrian Zmed showed up 30 seconds after the fact

walrusonion		2013-01-15 01:31:05 PM

1 votes:

SAB-O-TAGE!

/You say "sabotage," I say "Sabataage"

//seriously, most useless scene in a movie ever. JJ to the Studio; "We have to show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass, before the scene where we show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass."

blatz514		2013-01-15 01:26:59 PM

1 votes:

James E. Kirk was clad only in a bike helmet during the fracas that led to his conviction on burglary and robbery charges.

Oh shiat, there was a fracas.

lakrfool		2013-01-15 01:26:39 PM

1 votes:

Going boldly,/i>

NowhereMon		2013-01-15 12:51:26 PM

1 votes:

Safety first!

Ghastly		2013-01-15 12:50:07 PM

1 votes:

Oh for fark's sake J.J. Abrams, stop making Star Trek suck.

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