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(Everett Herald)   TV's James Kirk went where no man has gone before. Lynnwood's James Kirk led police on a bicycle chase wearing nothing but a helmet   (heraldnet.com) divider line 35
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2013-01-15 12:50:07 PM
Oh for fark's sake J.J. Abrams, stop making Star Trek suck.
 
2013-01-15 12:51:26 PM
Safety first!
 
2013-01-15 12:59:22 PM
In Washington?

/to coldly go where no man has gone before
 
2013-01-15 01:22:40 PM
I'm not sure you want to survive that head injury if your entire body is one big road rash.
 
2013-01-15 01:26:39 PM
Going boldly,/i>
 
2013-01-15 01:26:59 PM
James E. Kirk was clad only in a bike helmet during the fracas that led to his conviction on burglary and robbery charges.

Oh shiat, there was a fracas.
 
2013-01-15 01:27:37 PM

lakrfool: Going boldly,/i>


Nope, your first one nailed it.
 
2013-01-15 01:28:35 PM

Jument: I'm not sure you want to survive that head injury if your entire body is one big road rash.


Ugh!  I got a bad drop of adrenaline just thinking about that.  Any road rash sux!
 
2013-01-15 01:31:05 PM
SAB-O-TAGE!

/You say "sabotage," I say "Sabataage"

//seriously, most useless scene in a movie ever. JJ to the Studio; "We have to show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass, before the scene where we show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass."
 
2013-01-15 01:32:50 PM
He committed assault and battery with a pillow...

I've always heard there were serious consequences from felony pillow fights. Just didn't believe it until now.
 
2013-01-15 01:37:29 PM
Did T.J. Hooker make the arrest?
 
2013-01-15 01:39:09 PM
He khaaaaaaaan't be sirius.
 
2013-01-15 01:41:12 PM

zerkalo: Did T.J. Hooker make the arrest?


After he rode on the handlebars for 15 blocks trying to commandeer the bicycle.

/Then Adrian Zmed showed up 30 seconds after the fact
 
2013-01-15 01:41:30 PM
f1.pepst.com
 
2013-01-15 01:47:26 PM
Where was he wearing it?
 
2013-01-15 01:47:29 PM
Trying to think of a Kobiashi Maru joke ....
 
2013-01-15 01:52:15 PM
James Emperor Kirk

Boy Shatner's ego doesn't stop does it.

fc03.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-15 01:52:31 PM

blatz514: Oh shiat, there was a fracas.


At least there wasn't a donnybrook or a rumpus.
 
2013-01-15 01:53:41 PM

walrusonion: //seriously, most useless scene in a movie ever. JJ to the Studio; "We have to show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass, before the scene where we show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass."


Set in notoriously canyon-filled Iowa, no less.
 
2013-01-15 02:01:04 PM
Was it a Travelocycle?
 
2013-01-15 02:16:10 PM
Does his bike have a banana seat?
 
2013-01-15 02:24:06 PM
Eventually Kirk ditched the bike and broke into a house, where a woman was home alone. Kirk demanded clothes. He also threatened to kill the woman if she gave him trouble. The woman told police Kirk forced her into a guest bedroom, pushed her onto a bed and hit her with a pillow.

Did he have the stuffing all down one end?

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2013-01-15 02:31:17 PM
I'm sorry Mr Kirk,
You better come down to the station house,
Your son is dead
 
2013-01-15 02:40:36 PM

theorellior: walrusonion: //seriously, most useless scene in a movie ever. JJ to the Studio; "We have to show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass, before the scene where we show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass."

Set in notoriously canyon-filled Iowa, no less.


puh-leeze son, Iowa is sooo full of canyons and chasms.
 
2013-01-15 02:50:09 PM
Lynnwood girls are easy, although they tend to use way too much hair spray.

....am I right, or am I right...
 
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2013-01-15 02:50:30 PM
on his head?

little head?

safety first you know.
 
2013-01-15 03:31:43 PM
Best bike chase scene ever starts about a minute in.
 
2013-01-15 03:38:29 PM
And FTR, Lynnwood is a suburb of Tacoma, the city that needs its own Fark tag.
 
2013-01-15 05:30:28 PM

das_klaun: And FTR, Lynnwood is a suburb of Tacoma, the city that needs its own Fark tag.


I think Vancouver,WA has Tacoma beat, hands down, in that category...

/ may have to move back up there for work
// not getting a kick...etc...
 
2013-01-15 06:51:52 PM
Was the helmet purple?
 
2013-01-15 06:55:00 PM

Ghastly: Oh for fark's sake J.J. Abrams, stop making Star Trek suck.


I wouldn't say it sucked. It did have high production values and even though some of the characters were caricatures of their originals and there were plot holes almost as huge as those in "Generations"....oh, you weren't talking about that. Nevermind.
 
2013-01-15 07:14:59 PM
The article states the guy is 50 years old. Good Lord, that must suck--he must have been taking crap for his name since he was ten years old. If I'd spent my whole life dealing with that, riding around on a bike naked would probably be the least of my problems.

I'd like to think no one after the mid-seventies would name their kid James Kirk, but I'm sure that's not the case.
 
2013-01-15 08:29:19 PM
At least someone got a picture...
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/Burn that seat
 
2013-01-15 10:06:55 PM
I, plead, guilty.........................your honor.
 
2013-01-16 12:27:31 PM
Is that the best headline FARK has to offer??? Come on.....so much possibility of win yet so much fail.
 
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