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(SeattlePI)   Dog-sharing company to expand into--wait, what the hell does that guy have on his face?   ( ) divider line
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11965 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2013 at 11:57 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-15 11:55:27 AM  
2013-01-15 11:59:47 AM  
It's called a Douche Bag Warning, Subby.
2013-01-15 12:00:00 PM  
White version of Tyson
2013-01-15 12:00:19 PM  
It'll all end in tears.
2013-01-15 12:00:56 PM  
I think even that dog on his lap is thinking WTF is wrong with this guy?
2013-01-15 12:01:17 PM  
His moustache slipped. The compression at that face level caused it to expand and become denser at the core.
2013-01-15 12:02:20 PM  
Bummer of a birth mark, Hal.
2013-01-15 12:02:49 PM  
Hipster beard cuts, it's all the rage

/bonus music video
2013-01-15 12:05:10 PM  
It appears that he shaves around his bluetooth headset. Nice.
2013-01-15 12:05:59 PM  
unecessary grooming is unecessary
2013-01-15 12:06:01 PM  
one of these
or one of these
2013-01-15 12:08:13 PM  
Wellll; chicks do like cute puppies; I see a market here.
2013-01-15 12:10:00 PM  
His brother:
2013-01-15 12:14:04 PM  
With all the stories about dog farking. I would be worried for my doggie
He is really cute.
2013-01-15 12:16:52 PM  

blatz514: White version of Tyson

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2013-01-15 12:17:49 PM  
Its a beardy tail.
2013-01-15 12:24:38 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Hipster beard cuts, it's all the rage

[ image 640x400]

/bonus music video

That guy is just a bit beyond Hipster, in my opinion.
2013-01-15 12:24:40 PM  
It's an inoperable tumor, obviously.

/because if it was anything else he would have removed it
2013-01-15 12:26:00 PM  
2013-01-15 12:26:49 PM  

Stephen_Falken: one of these
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or one of these
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2013-01-15 12:29:00 PM  
Dirty Sanchez gone wrong?
2013-01-15 12:30:03 PM

There's something just really, really wrong with that picture, beyond even the 'here's a quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face' aspect.  His hand is freakishly huge and somehow looks like it has too many fingers, or they're attached to all the wrong spots.  No wonder that poor dog looks freaking terrified.
2013-01-15 12:33:56 PM  

2013-01-15 12:36:03 PM  

LessO2: Bummer of a birth mark, Hal.

If you read them enough, the captions alone are funny. My favorite: If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings.
2013-01-15 12:55:13 PM  
Looks like LEECHES!
2013-01-15 01:11:52 PM  
I'd do him.
2013-01-15 02:23:21 PM  
Snarfangel: First thing I thought of. I knew Fark would come through!
2013-01-15 03:26:22 PM  
What did you expect, he's from Seattle!
2013-01-15 07:07:18 PM  
He's a genie. It comes with the bottle.
2013-01-15 07:28:17 PM  

Buttknuckle: I'd do him.

I came here to say this.
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