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(Daily Mail)   After a big win a college basketball player. A) Gets drunk. B) Moons the crowd. C) Saves the life of a wheelchair-bound fan knocked to the ground during celebrations   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 10
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2013-01-15 01:21:24 PM
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Leslie, 21, pushed his way through the mass of jumping bodies, saying, 'Get back, get back,' before he reached Privette, 21, who is study communications at North Carolina State.

Which evidently the copywriter did not.
2013-01-15 07:41:33 PM
1 votes:
what in the actual fark is going on in this thread
2013-01-15 02:51:08 PM
1 votes:

Biness: whistleridge: Biness: I guess at state they taught you the plural of anecdote = data.

certainly its where you learned about humping chickens

Whereas at Wake you learned that 'tried tropes & broad stereotypes' = 'cutting wit'?
Come on, man...even Elon and Salem students know better than that. You can do better.

no, its where we learned how to own the banks that foreclose on state's farmers.


Guys, both of your schools are terrible.

There, that's settled.
2013-01-15 02:16:35 PM
1 votes:

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Crowds lose their brains and act in frenzies. This isn't a freaking surprise. It's human history. The kid in the wheelchair might not have acted in his best interest, but then things quickly got out of hand: hey, join the celebration! Whoa! This is a bit too much!

Doubt he would have been badly hurt, but he would have been trampled and felt kind of like an idiot for wanting to celebrate with his fellow fans.

The real story is that Leslie's pretty awesome for helping the guy out.


on the other hand, he can't get MORE paralyzed.
2013-01-15 02:02:38 PM
1 votes:

Biness: Contents Under Pressure: Doesn't take long for the cynics and haters to crawl out from under the rocks. I suspect the player will be getting death threats on twitter from the Internet Tall Poppies Crew.

in fairness, I think the player is a good guy and did the right thing. But the whole story isn't being told.


Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this could happen to me, but I was in the middle of an on-court celebration after my team beat a higher ranked rival, when I suddenly felt someone weakly tugging on my uniform shorts. There were so many people screaming and dancing tightly together that I could only get a glimpse of the young nerd with the full, supple lips lying on the ground. My dream had come true!

/I suspect I might have gone too far, but I wasn't sure at what point to stop ...
//With the story, I mean.
2013-01-15 02:02:04 PM
1 votes:
Sorry, fail linking.

i.qkme.me
2013-01-15 01:47:44 PM
1 votes:
I saw that kid in the scrum getting ready to rush the court, and I figured he'd get splatted. I'm all for the disabled taking part, but geez, use your brain.

/of course, he's an NCSU student, so maybe he tried
2013-01-15 01:45:48 PM
1 votes:

whistleridge: Biness: whistleridge: Biness: [freethoughtblogs.com image 298x310]

the spin that nc state is putting on this.

/if you can't go to college, go to state

Wow, that was CLEVER! Why, I bet you got that off of the back of that UNC shirt you bought at Wal-Mart, didn't you?

NOPE! Wake Forest!

granted we suck, but we'll fire buzz and come back.

UNC and State both suck

Or, as we like to call it, 'whiny poseurs who had neither the grades nor the class to go to Duke, but who like to pretend like they did anyway'. I know several Wake grads. They work at the local wine bar, the local ice cream shop, and as a paralegal in my law firm, respectively. All the State grads I know are pulling down $100k+ a year in real jobs.

But you keep humping that chicken. I'm sure it makes you feel better about being that school in the ACC that everyone always forgets about.


I guess at state they taught you the plural of anecdote = data.

certainly its where you learned about humping chickens
2013-01-15 01:39:10 PM
1 votes:

Biness: whistleridge: Biness: [freethoughtblogs.com image 298x310]

the spin that nc state is putting on this.

/if you can't go to college, go to state

Wow, that was CLEVER! Why, I bet you got that off of the back of that UNC shirt you bought at Wal-Mart, didn't you?

NOPE! Wake Forest!

granted we suck, but we'll fire buzz and come back.

UNC and State both suck


Or, as we like to call it, 'whiny poseurs who had neither the grades nor the class to go to Duke, but who like to pretend like they did anyway'. I know several Wake grads. They work at the local wine bar, the local ice cream shop, and as a paralegal in my law firm, respectively. All the State grads I know are pulling down $100k+ a year in real jobs.

But you keep humping that chicken. I'm sure it makes you feel better about being that school in the ACC that everyone always forgets about.
2013-01-15 01:24:42 PM
1 votes:
Oh, I know this one, it's (D) All of the above.
 
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