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(Telegraph)   Revealed: the South African version of "Y'all hold my beer and watch this" is "Stand closer to the rhino"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 34
    More: Scary, South African, Beeld, Chantal Beyer  
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2013-01-15 11:33:33 AM
You mess with the Rhino, you get the horn...
 
2013-01-15 11:33:36 AM
I bet a T-shirt with a big bloody rip in it that says: "I went to S. Africa and all I got was gored by a Rhino." would be a big seller in the gift shop.
 
2013-01-15 11:34:37 AM

cgraves67: I bet a T-shirt with a big bloody rip in it that says: "I went to S. Africa and all I got was gored by a Rhino." would be a big seller in the gift shop.


Cool story, sis.
 
2013-01-15 11:34:44 AM
What saddens me is the claim that there was a fifty percent increase in poaching for horns since 2011.
Don't really care about some tourists thinking that they can mingle with wild animals as if they are at a petting zoo.

/leave Britney the Rhino alone!
 
2013-01-15 11:35:08 AM
Republican In Name Only
 
2013-01-15 11:35:39 AM

special20: What saddens me is the claim that there was a fifty percent increase in poaching for horns since 2011.


Hey, the Asian's got to have his boner, alright? DO NOT deny him his boner.
 
2013-01-15 11:35:58 AM
See what happens when "Chantal" leaves the strip club?

/Won't anyone think of the strippers?
 
2013-01-15 11:37:53 AM
What could possibly go wrong?
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-01-15 11:38:13 AM
th03.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-15 11:39:12 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: special20: What saddens me is the claim that there was a fifty percent increase in poaching for horns since 2011.

Hey, the Asian's got to have his boner, alright? DO NOT deny him his boner.


If the asian's got a boner, how could you tell?
 
2013-01-15 11:41:16 AM
She is South African and really should know better. it is not like someone from New York going to Africa and expecting it to be like Disney.
 
2013-01-15 11:44:55 AM
Apparently Afrikaaners, while ostensibly religious as hell, have a tendency to get drunk and do things in that state that would make residents of a Florida trailer park take their ball caps off in sheer respect and awe.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 11:47:46 AM
Don't rhinos have a reputation for being cuddly and friendly?
 
2013-01-15 11:49:23 AM
I'd gore her in the back, if ya know what I'm sayin'. ( wink wink nudge nudge )
 
2013-01-15 11:50:26 AM
Cool pic, though.
 
2013-01-15 11:51:29 AM
"There were quite a few young people on the vehicle and they probably felt they could trust Richter, who was an adult."
A photograph shows Chantal Beyer, 24, and her husband

24 not an adult? On the other hand he was the farkin ranger.

Pert: She is South African and really should know better. it is not like someone from New York going to Africa and expecting it to be like Disney.


Poor comparison, it would be very much like someone from NY or St. Louis or another city going to Yellowstone and expecting it to be like Disney. Africa, esp. South Africa, is not just a giant safari or the set of the Lion King. Nelson Mandela grew up in the villages and wrote that seeing the safari part of SA in his adulthood was like visiting a mythical foreign land.
 
2013-01-15 11:51:44 AM
good god are people stupid...
 
2013-01-15 11:52:44 AM
Where's the pics of the goring?

/the money shot?
 
2013-01-15 11:56:11 AM
I know this is Fark and it's great fun to blame the stupid human, but:

The rhino's horn penetrated her chest from behind, causing a collapsed lung and broken ribs ...

*shudder*
 
2013-01-15 11:58:32 AM

MadAzza: I know this is Fark and it's great fun to blame the stupid human, but:

The rhino's horn penetrated her chest from behind, causing a collapsed lung and broken ribs ...

*shudder*


wouldn't that just be her back?
 
2013-01-15 11:58:45 AM
 
2013-01-15 12:02:20 PM

vpb: Don't rhinos have a reputation for being cuddly and friendly?


Mine is, just don't leave her inside too long. It's quite the mess.
 
2013-01-15 12:06:42 PM

Perlin Noise: good god are people stupid...


Dumbass tag on a smoke break?
 
2013-01-15 12:10:50 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-15 12:12:15 PM
She was asking for it, I tell ya. Did you see how she was dressed? Rhino's gotta be a rhino.
 
2013-01-15 12:12:22 PM
I like how the boyfriend kept her between him and the rhino.
 
2013-01-15 12:17:20 PM

Anastacya: MadAzza: I know this is Fark and it's great fun to blame the stupid human, but:

The rhino's horn penetrated her chest from behind, causing a collapsed lung and broken ribs ...

*shudder*

wouldn't that just be her back?


Not when it goes through to the other side.
 
2013-01-15 12:34:16 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: special20: What saddens me is the claim that there was a fifty percent increase in poaching for horns since 2011.

Hey, the Asian's got to have his boner, alright? DO NOT deny him his boner.


Fark them. Vodoo jackasses.
 
2013-01-15 12:37:36 PM
Perhaps they had previously visited Yellowstone Park in America, where the bison are all tame, cute and cuddly. Just like the grizzly bears.

/Darwin tips his hat to Disney
 
2013-01-15 01:21:51 PM
1) Look at the size of that horn. Notice how pointy and sharp it is.
2) Think twice about going anywhere near that animal.
3) Profit!
 
2013-01-15 01:22:50 PM
Rhinox is not amused.
 
2013-01-15 06:02:20 PM

Albert911emt: AngryJailhouseFistfark: special20: What saddens me is the claim that there was a fifty percent increase in poaching for horns since 2011.

Hey, the Asian's got to have his boner, alright? DO NOT deny him his boner.

If the asian's got a boner, how could you tell?


His wife's navel starts to hurt.
 
2013-01-15 09:16:04 PM
Good lawd, people. Rhinos impale trucks.
 
2013-01-16 01:57:58 AM
This is exactly what telephoto lenses were made for.
 
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