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(Daily Mail)   A gallon of butter, one pound of sugar and 12 cans of cranberry sauce: Yep, the article is about Honey Boo Boo's mom   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 47
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2013-01-15 11:31:21 AM  
Yep, this article is about Hone-


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2013-01-15 11:38:49 AM  
Will we ever reach a point where we stop making TV about this sort of crap? Or are we forever stuck with sub-lowest common denominator TV?
 
2013-01-15 11:58:03 AM  
vajiggle jaggle ?

Why the hell am I reading this?
 
2013-01-15 12:40:33 PM  
You clicked it, cretinbob.  We didn't make you click it.

I think, as I'm experiencing a lot more of the world outside of Michigan these days, that I'm finding out that Honey Boo Boo isn't slightly below average for people, these people are ridiculously far below average.

I used to say, why would people watch this on TV, when they could just look outside their windows?  But as I've recently spent a lot of time in Cali, Texas, Arizona, even Chicago, I've discovered that as a whole Americans are actually quite a bit higher level than these people.
 
2013-01-15 01:02:43 PM  
Well, I didn't read the article, but I did look at the pictures.  Country Crock is not butter, my friend.
 
2013-01-15 01:06:33 PM  
i1247.photobucket.com

Boy, I am going to wear this image out......Well, come get some sketti and butter!!!
 
2013-01-15 01:09:01 PM  

Slaxl: Will we ever reach a point where we stop making TV about this sort of crap? Or are we forever stuck with sub-lowest common denominator TV?


As long as there are umpteen hundred satellite/cable stations that need to fill broadcast hours, there will be demand for dirt cheap programming that appeals to the broadest audience possible.
 
2013-01-15 01:11:15 PM  
One
gallon
of
butter

Paula Dean would probably back away from that shiat like it was radioactive
 
2013-01-15 01:17:36 PM  
This better not be a penthouse letter.
 
2013-01-15 01:26:16 PM  
It's my fault because I clicked, but....

why the fark does June always look like she's about to pass out? Her eyes always are mostly closed. Maybe it's because she can't see? I heard that from some show (NOT this one!) that she squints all the time because she really needs glasses but won't spend the $$ because they 'save' all 'extra' $ for pageants.

Besides that, I'm a glutton for punishment when it comes to these kinds of shows...I'll watch 15 mins, just to see what the hoopla is all about. I've done it with this one, any of the Real Housewives crap, the Kardashian crap, etc. I didn't even make it 10 mins into Honey Boo Boo. All of them are so disgusting, and disgustingly ignorant that I could only make it to first commercial break, and I was done. And I felt like I needed to go shower. And June's teeth look like they are completely covered in ....something.....*shudder*.

My backwoods, barefoot, Appalachian foothills ancestors were never this bad. They were poor, very, very poor, but they were clean, honest, and pretty well informed about life.

These people are abominations.
 
2013-01-15 01:28:26 PM  
I dunno, nothing will top her sketti sauce.
 
2013-01-15 01:28:47 PM  
Paula Deen approves.
 
2013-01-15 01:45:41 PM  
Why would you do that to cranberry sauce?  If you make it from scratch you should add sugar but I'm sure that the canned style has sugar  added already.
 
2013-01-15 01:52:42 PM  
Butter isnt usually measured volumetrically in higher quantities, a gallon of butter would be 8 lbs, or 32 sticks.
 
2013-01-15 01:55:01 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 850x494]

Boy, I am going to wear this image out......Well, come get some sketti and butter!!!


Hell, the South Park cartoon is actually doing her justice. It makes her look BETTER than she does.

Compare and contrast:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/hot
//barf
///someone had sex with this thing?
////hey where'd my penis go?
 
2013-01-15 01:55:28 PM  
Any takers on one of them having a heart attack on set? How about a two-fer, for a couple of those lard-asses hoover-rounding their way off this mortal coil?
 
2013-01-15 02:01:06 PM  
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com

Honey Booboo's mom uses margarine not butter. Not that she knows the difference.
 
2013-01-15 02:14:33 PM  
They sell butter by the gallon?
 
2013-01-15 02:22:01 PM  

Slaxl: Will we ever reach a point where we stop making TV about this sort of crap? Or are we forever stuck with sub-lowest common denominator TV?


at some point it'll go full circle

i hope
 
2013-01-15 02:54:55 PM  
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2013-01-15 04:24:22 PM  
Honey Boo Boo seemed overjoyed as she unveiled a scarecrow version of her larger-than-life mother.
The seven-year-old proudly presented 'Junecrow' complete with a 'blonde wig, big head, vajiggle jaggle [and a] forklift foot'.


Wow. What an asshole.
 
2013-01-15 04:28:53 PM  

palelizard: They sell butter by the gallon?


No.
They sell it by the pound,
 
2013-01-15 04:35:24 PM  

Cyno01: Butter isnt usually measured volumetrically in higher quantities, a gallon of butter would be 8 lbs, or 32 sticks.


I don't even eat that much butter in a whole year. Maybe even two whole years.
 
2013-01-15 04:56:44 PM  
'The Indians lost everything and just got a crappy meal - and casinos.'

Well, she's not wrong.
 
2013-01-15 04:58:25 PM  
Butterball is the name of the Turkey, not cooking instructions.
 
2013-01-15 05:37:55 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com

Y'all betta redneckognise, you be jealus so you be hatin'

/baby with 3 thumbs is my favourite character
 
2013-01-15 05:42:46 PM  
Weirdly, Honey Boo Boo seems like the only one who's in on the joke.
 
2013-01-15 05:44:19 PM  
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
 
2013-01-15 05:47:05 PM  

tzzhc4: [blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 300x225]

Honey Booboo's mom uses margarine not butter. Not that she knows the difference.


Can anyone explain the whole ketchup in place of spaghetti sauce thing to me?

It can't be a money thing... I've seen cans of Hunt's spaghetti sauce for less than a dollar.
 
2013-01-15 05:52:58 PM  
What are 14 things they found in her fat rolls?

I'll take take fruits that start with "Q" for 500 Alex.
 
2013-01-15 06:22:58 PM  
Well at least this article is timely...
 
2013-01-15 06:34:57 PM  
I tried to hate this show, but it sucks you in. Plus Honey Boo Boo is adorable, and as terrible as these people seem, they also seem to be very nice.
 
2013-01-15 06:47:40 PM  
I was at a WalMart and saw two inland walruses arguing over which brand of margarine to buy in the huge tub. I just wanted to yell "PUT IT DOWN"
 
2013-01-15 06:49:45 PM  

wildcardjack: two inland walruses


Love it. I'm going to have to borrow that one.
 
2013-01-15 07:24:42 PM  

Desquamation: Can anyone explain the whole ketchup in place of spaghetti sauce thing to me?

It can't be a money thing... I've seen cans of Hunt's spaghetti sauce for less than a dollar.


It is about salt and sugar (in the form of high fructose corn syrup) which ketchup has and tomato sauce doesn't. June Blob Blob is basically low intellegence and working on instinct. Sketti hits all the primal food buttons, fat, sweet, salt and starch. I bet she likes watching Ow my Balls!
 
2013-01-15 08:12:18 PM  

ekdikeo4: You clicked it, cretinbob.  We didn't make you click it.

I think, as I'm experiencing a lot more of the world outside of Michigan these days, that I'm finding out that Honey Boo Boo isn't slightly below average for people, these people are ridiculously far below average.

I used to say, why would people watch this on TV, when they could just look outside their windows?  But as I've recently spent a lot of time in Cali, Texas, Arizona, even Chicago, I've discovered that as a whole Americans are actually quite a bit higher level than these people.


It's like a car wreck and you can't look away.
Hopefully someday these folks will realize they are being laughed at, not with, and walk away.
 
2013-01-15 08:52:18 PM  

cretinbob: ekdikeo4: You clicked it, cretinbob.  We didn't make you click it.

I think, as I'm experiencing a lot more of the world outside of Michigan these days, that I'm finding out that Honey Boo Boo isn't slightly below average for people, these people are ridiculously far below average.

I used to say, why would people watch this on TV, when they could just look outside their windows?  But as I've recently spent a lot of time in Cali, Texas, Arizona, even Chicago, I've discovered that as a whole Americans are actually quite a bit higher level than these people.

It's like a car wreck and you can't look away.
Hopefully someday these folks will realize they are being laughed at, not with, and walk away.


Right after they 'reallize' they are making millions off of doing nothing. Because fat, lazy, inbred, white trash, sure does love to walk away from free money and attention.
 
2013-01-15 09:25:04 PM  

electronsexparty: Cyno01: Butter isnt usually measured volumetrically in higher quantities, a gallon of butter would be 8 lbs, or 32 sticks.

I don't even eat that much butter in a whole year. Maybe even two whole years.


I bet I go through about 20 pounds of butter a year. Then again, I do a ton of baking, which is shared with my various coworkers and friends. So, I'm personally responsible for the consumption of just a small fraction of that.

And no, Country Crock is NOT butter. Fake butter is an abomination.

/Kerrygold is fantastic
//Land O Lakes is good too
 
2013-01-15 09:45:54 PM  
If all the money from that show is being funneled into well managed trust funds, the laugh is on all the critics.
 
2013-01-15 09:52:13 PM  
This ironic phenom isn't going away any time soon - I just do my best to keep a high, wide distance.

Even if it's just a fad, some other grotesque phenom (or at least the ones scouting the "talent") is gearing up to take its place.
 
2013-01-15 09:57:41 PM  
I like to watch the scenes where their mush mouths are so bad they actually have to subtitle the thing and then think about all the teatards complaining about immigrants coming to this country and not speaking English.
 
2013-01-15 10:05:18 PM  
I live maybe 30 miles from where this place takes place, and I've never met anyone even remotely like their family.

Like most reality TV, this is performed by people who are acting.
 
2013-01-16 01:10:53 AM  
Somebody needs to pour some chlorine into the gene pool.
 
2013-01-16 03:20:32 AM  
Just reading the headline made me throw up in my mouth a little.
 
2013-01-16 08:21:43 AM  

electronsexparty: I don't even eat that much butter in a whole year. Maybe even two whole years.


I probably do, but I've been experimenting with cooking. (I found a REALLY nice Alfredo sauce recipe that's a biatcheaty' but works great!)

Plus, I kind of could stand to gain a few pounds.

But, I.. Jesus. 8 lbs of butter. IN A SINGLE MEAL.
 
2013-01-16 10:21:08 AM  

kroonermanblack: Right after they 'reallize' they are making millions off of doing nothing. Because fat, lazy, inbred, white trash, sure does love to walk away from free money and attention.


Hence the addition of "hope"

and it's not butter, it's Country Crock margarine.
 
2013-01-16 01:26:45 PM  

BadReligion: I tried to hate this show, but it sucks you in. Plus Honey Boo Boo is adorable, and as terrible as these people seem, they also seem to be very nice.


I cant say ive ever seen a full episode but ive always felt this way too. Ive got lots of relatives who they remind me of. They seem fairly happy at least on tv and there really isnt much family drama or bitterness. I know way shiattier families than the boo boos.
 
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