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(Patch)   Burglar breaks into adult gift store and steals load of "Orgazmo" incense. No confirmation on if, in fact, Hamster Style was used   (owingsmills.patch.com) divider line 23
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2013-01-15 11:35:32 AM
He could be in for some DV/DA in prison (minus the DV of course)
 
2013-01-15 12:01:58 PM
Stunt cawk!
 
2013-01-15 12:41:53 PM
Was Choda Boy spotted nead the scene of the crime?
 
2013-01-15 01:02:59 PM
You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything, but that headline kinda kicks ass.
 
2013-01-15 01:03:26 PM
Suspect

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2013-01-15 01:05:05 PM
Still the second-best damn thing Trey and Matt have ever done!

/I've yet to see The Book of Mormon, however
//but I have a feeling it combines what they used here and what they've done in South Park
 
2013-01-15 01:10:26 PM
Back when I worked for this little mom and pop computer shop, I once got sent on a call to troubleshoot a PC at a sex shop. It was the strangest call I ever went on. So many funny little things happened, it felt like I was being pranked by a hidden camera show. People assuming I worked there because I was standing at the computer, asking me about my recommendations on flavored lube and vibrators. Before he sent me out on the call, my boss called me in his office, told me to shut the door, then asked me how I felt about dildos and vibrators and such. For a few moments there, I was utterly terrified about where that conversation was going.

/csb
 
2013-01-15 01:15:35 PM
They still sell that fake weed shiat? Why not just smoke the real thing?
 
2013-01-15 01:19:45 PM
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What smells like burning cod?
 
2013-01-15 01:32:05 PM

duffblue: They still sell that fake weed shiat? Why not just smoke the real thing?


if you want the real thing you have to rely on the availability of your connection. It's so much easier to just buy the fake at the store.
 
2013-01-15 01:37:54 PM
I usually hate DVD commentary, but if you have the chance to watch Orgazmo and Cannibal: The Musical with the commentary on do it. So damn funny and insightful.
 
2013-01-15 01:43:26 PM
If Jesus Christ wants to bring Maxxx Oribson down, he's going to need a lot of help.
 
2013-01-15 01:45:45 PM
He's a bad, bad Mormon.
 
2013-01-15 01:57:37 PM
Can't we just call them the "Naughty Twins"?
 
2013-01-15 03:24:35 PM
I ordered my copy of Orgazmo from Japan cuz it wasn't available in the us of a at the time.
 
2013-01-15 03:30:51 PM

GhettoWinter: I usually hate DVD commentary, but if you have the chance to watch Orgazmo and Cannibal: The Musical with the commentary on do it. So damn funny and insightful.


The fact that they're drunk and or stoned during the commentary doesn't hurt either.
 
2013-01-15 03:44:39 PM

t3knomanser: Can't we just call them the "Naughty Twins"?


Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get farked in the ass all the time?
 
2013-01-15 03:50:12 PM

McRibbedForYourPleasure: t3knomanser: Can't we just call them the "Naughty Twins"?

Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get farked in the ass all the time?


Well, that's pretty naughty.
 
2013-01-15 04:52:05 PM
Was it incense or was it "incense" (poppers)?
 
2013-01-15 05:04:01 PM
I smoked "incense" for awhile. I rather liked it. It helped me in a lot of ways.

As for irreparable physiological harm? I don't know. Apparently no one does.

I can't buy weed anywhere.
 
2013-01-15 06:09:30 PM
There's some guy here from Jesus?

I have to cut your balls off now.
 
2013-01-15 08:05:42 PM
You don't think that splits me open like a fish?
 
2013-01-16 02:05:32 AM
Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?
 
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