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(Daily Mail)   World-record pussy eating competition foiled by road accident in Guangdong, China   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
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2013-01-15 09:23:08 AM
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2013-01-15 09:26:40 AM
MMMM...General Tso's kitten
 
2013-01-15 09:37:28 AM
There's a sport where you eat pussy while driving?
How come this isn't in the X-Games.
 
2013-01-15 09:39:58 AM
Somewhere, Jeff the Muff Diver is inconsolable. The thing about Jeff is he don't even swim...
 
2013-01-15 09:46:47 AM
So it's not just a joke.

/now to see about that pee pee rumour.
 
2013-01-15 09:47:48 AM
After being rescued, the cats reportedly bit their saviors and then wandered off indifferently.
 
2013-01-15 09:48:50 AM
This news makes him even grumpier (if possible).

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2013-01-15 09:49:36 AM
Your Caturday delivery has been delayed...
 
2013-01-15 09:50:35 AM
So what???
Americans eat innocent little birdies all day long.
Not to say what they do with gerbils!
 
2013-01-15 09:50:43 AM
I was going to make a joke, but then I read the article. Now I'm greatly saddened and disgusted. I hate humanity sometimes.
/Of course, /b/ shows much worse
 
2013-01-15 09:51:01 AM
♫ There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork... ♫
 
2013-01-15 09:53:23 AM
Kitten (noun) - For the people who love cats, but can never finish a whole one.
 
2013-01-15 09:53:49 AM
I like cats, just can't finish a whole one by myself ..

/chicken-chow-meow
//i keed
 
2013-01-15 09:54:21 AM
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2013-01-15 09:54:24 AM

DubyaHater: I was going to make a joke, but then I read the article. Now I'm greatly saddened and disgusted. I hate humanity sometimes.
/Of course, /b/ shows much worse


Not trying to defend them since my Cat Overlord would suffocate me in my sleep if I did, but to one culture it's food, to another it's a pet or something to be held in high regard (i.e. many from India do not eat beef).
 
2013-01-15 09:54:46 AM

grokca: There's a sport where you eat pussy while driving?
How come this isn't in the X-Games.


because it's in the XXX-Games. copyrights and all, yanno?
 
2013-01-15 09:56:22 AM
This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas. I look at these pictures and think, "Poor kitties!" And I just want to gather them up in my arms and give them lovin's.

Then I remember driving behind all the poultry plant trucks, or cattle semis, and I don't think twice about it. Those chickens and turkeys often look petrified crammed into their open air cages riding 80 miles per hour. Because they're not cute, and I have no compunction about eating them.

What's the difference between a chicken or a cat? Besides the genus/species part, that is. If someone in China eats cats, can I get upset about it - when I happily eat pigs, cows, fish, chickens, etc.?
 
2013-01-15 09:57:36 AM
I was just wondering if our shill for the Chinese government was going to show up and explain that eating cats is a good thing and it's probably all the Dalai Lama's fault anyway (theocracy!).
 
2013-01-15 10:00:51 AM
How far back does this "tradition" go I wonder? I know the Chinese have been keeping dogs and cats as pets for thousands of years. You don't read much Han poetry about how yummy that dog was. I'm wondering if this is more a result of the modern Chinese dark-age and all the famines it brought with it.
 
2013-01-15 10:01:52 AM

It's a Sunshine Day!: What's the difference between a chicken or a cat?


The taste
 
2013-01-15 10:02:00 AM
That is really sad. I just watched the "30 Days" episode on Netflix last night where the avid hunter spend the month with the vegan family. I'm seriously thinking about becoming a vegetarian because of what they do to the poor animals. No excuse for the suffrage that is inflicted.
 
2013-01-15 10:02:55 AM
I've had Chinese pussy and it was delicious.

/I'm not sure that I'd like the taste of cat though...
 
2013-01-15 10:03:26 AM

It's a Sunshine Day!: This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas. I look at these pictures and think, "Poor kitties!" And I just want to gather them up in my arms and give them lovin's.

Then I remember driving behind all the poultry plant trucks, or cattle semis, and I don't think twice about it. Those chickens and turkeys often look petrified crammed into their open air cages riding 80 miles per hour. Because they're not cute, and I have no compunction about eating them.

What's the difference between a chicken or a cat? Besides the genus/species part, that is. If someone in China eats cats, can I get upset about it - when I happily eat pigs, cows, fish, chickens, etc.?


As someone who grew up on a chicken farm (a small family farm, not a giant industrial farm), let me ease your conscience by letting you know that chickens are the single dumbest animal on the planet. I have seen a hen jump across a fast moving creek and turn to watch her chicks drown, one by one, single file. Then go about her day.
 
2013-01-15 10:04:12 AM

zetar: I was just wondering if our shill for the Chinese government was going to show up and explain that eating cats is a good thing and it's probably all the Dalai Lama's fault anyway (theocracy!).


How exactly are cats any different than any other animal we eat? I mean other than being treated extremely bad before their deaths, it's no different than the cows in the slaughterhouse, who are treated marginally less bad.
 
2013-01-15 10:05:34 AM
So, is the contest re-scheduled? And where/how do I sign up?

*reads article*

Oh...oh. Damn. Forget I asked.
 
2013-01-15 10:07:05 AM
Subby is a cunning linguist.
DRTFA
 
2013-01-15 10:07:14 AM
I'm holding this over my cat's head. No more waking me in the middle of the night or he will be eaten.
 
2013-01-15 10:07:17 AM
I should not have clicked while at work. Good thing I can blame my red eyes on a cold.

And no, it's not that they eat cats. It's the horrifying treatment. And yes, that is worse than we treat our meat animals bound for slaughter, say what you will.
 
2013-01-15 10:07:18 AM

Buttknuckle: That is really sad. I just watched the "30 Days" episode on Netflix last night where the avid hunter spend the month with the vegan family. I'm seriously thinking about becoming a vegetarian because of what they do to the poor animals. No excuse for the suffrage that is inflicted.


mygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com

Unless they actually allowed the animals political franchise, anyway. I haven't seen the series.
 
2013-01-15 10:08:36 AM
It's good to see that there are some chinese who don't approve of this shiat and will work to make things right.
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2013-01-15 10:09:49 AM
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2013-01-15 10:16:26 AM
GO FARK YOURSELF, CHINA!

/extra hugs and kibble for my crew when i get home.
 
2013-01-15 10:16:41 AM
there's your farking holocaust.
 
2013-01-15 10:17:27 AM

ModernPrimitive01: It's a Sunshine Day!: This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas. I look at these pictures and think, "Poor kitties!" And I just want to gather them up in my arms and give them lovin's.

Then I remember driving behind all the poultry plant trucks, or cattle semis, and I don't think twice about it. Those chickens and turkeys often look petrified crammed into their open air cages riding 80 miles per hour. Because they're not cute, and I have no compunction about eating them.

What's the difference between a chicken or a cat? Besides the genus/species part, that is. If someone in China eats cats, can I get upset about it - when I happily eat pigs, cows, fish, chickens, etc.?

As someone who grew up on a chicken farm (a small family farm, not a giant industrial farm), let me ease your conscience by letting you know that chickens are the single dumbest animal on the planet. I have seen a hen jump across a fast moving creek and turn to watch her chicks drown, one by one, single file. Then go about her day.


sounds pretty smart to me. homicidal psychopath manic killer. but effective. a Kurtz of the chicken world.
 
2013-01-15 10:17:56 AM
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Disappointed.
 
2013-01-15 10:18:05 AM

It's a Sunshine Day!: This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas. I look at these pictures and think, "Poor kitties!" And I just want to gather them up in my arms and give them lovin's.

Then I remember driving behind all the poultry plant trucks, or cattle semis, and I don't think twice about it. Those chickens and turkeys often look petrified crammed into their open air cages riding 80 miles per hour. Because they're not cute, and I have no compunction about eating them.

What's the difference between a chicken or a cat? Besides the genus/species part, that is. If someone in China eats cats, can I get upset about it - when I happily eat pigs, cows, fish, chickens, etc.?


Reminds me of this Denis Leary bit (jump to about 8:40).
 
2013-01-15 10:19:47 AM

Savage Bacon: It's a Sunshine Day!: This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas. I look at these pictures and think, "Poor kitties!" And I just want to gather them up in my arms and give them lovin's.

Then I remember driving behind all the poultry plant trucks, or cattle semis, and I don't think twice about it. Those chickens and turkeys often look petrified crammed into their open air cages riding 80 miles per hour. Because they're not cute, and I have no compunction about eating them.

What's the difference between a chicken or a cat? Besides the genus/species part, that is. If someone in China eats cats, can I get upset about it - when I happily eat pigs, cows, fish, chickens, etc.?

Reminds me of this Denis Leary bit (jump to about 8:40).


Oh, and NSFW language, of course. This is Leary, after all.
 
2013-01-15 10:26:33 AM
It's a Sunshine Day!: "What's the difference between a chicken or a cat?"

Ever raised a cat? Ever raised a chicken? It becomes quite obvious.

Cats are considered aloof, but they're emotional creatures quite capable of bonding with people. And certainly they bond with their own.
Chickens are horrible, wretched little dinosaurs, operating purely by their lizard brain. They have no more regard for their own than anything else.

Cattle varieties of cows, sheep and pigs are more intelligent than chickens and sometimes operate with a bit of social consideration, but amongst themselves; not in a way that creates bonds, that *they* acknowledge, with people. I don't have much first-hand experience there. So I'll allow that maybe some breeds have been more socialized over the years. Who knows?

But that's typically how most people separate "meat that's Ok" from "meat that's abhorrent".
It's usually based on whether they perceive an animal as being capable of emotional interaction with humans.
 
2013-01-15 10:29:18 AM
Animals are food...period.

"And I know what it's about. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the animals." Hey, I love the animals too. I love my doggy. He's so cute. My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the farking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer farking cousin, get on the farking truck, pal!""

- Denis Leary
 
2013-01-15 10:31:09 AM

ringersol: Chickens are horrible, wretched little dinosaurs, operating purely by their lizard brain. They have no more regard for their own than anything else.


I can't echo this sentiment enough. Chickens are vermin - making rats look like noble creatures. The only good things about them are that they and their eggs are delicious. Probably best to heat them to an internal temperature of 170 though.
 
2013-01-15 10:32:52 AM

It's a Sunshine Day!: This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas. I look at these pictures and think, "Poor kitties!" And I just want to gather them up in my arms and give them lovin's.

Then I remember driving behind all the poultry plant trucks, or cattle semis, and I don't think twice about it. Those chickens and turkeys often look petrified crammed into their open air cages riding 80 miles per hour. Because they're not cute, and I have no compunction about eating them.

What's the difference between a chicken or a cat? Besides the genus/species part, that is. If someone in China eats cats, can I get upset about it - when I happily eat pigs, cows, fish, chickens, etc.?


Generally speaking, we tend to eat herbivores (and occasionally omnivores), but not predators.
 
2013-01-15 10:32:59 AM

George Babbitt: Animals are food...period.

"And I know what it's about. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the animals." Hey, I love the animals too. I love my doggy. He's so cute. My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the farking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer farking cousin, get on the farking truck, pal!""

- Denis Leary


As adults go, we tend to bond with the carnivores and eat the herbivores.

I find it somewhat amusing that children's stories so often make carnivores out to be the "bad guys" when really they're the only animals smart enough to get along well with us.

Herbivores are dumb as rocks.
 
2013-01-15 10:37:16 AM

hdhale: It's a Sunshine Day!: This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas. I look at these pictures and think, "Poor kitties!" And I just want to gather them up in my arms and give them lovin's.

Then I remember driving behind all the poultry plant trucks, or cattle semis, and I don't think twice about it. Those chickens and turkeys often look petrified crammed into their open air cages riding 80 miles per hour. Because they're not cute, and I have no compunction about eating them.

What's the difference between a chicken or a cat? Besides the genus/species part, that is. If someone in China eats cats, can I get upset about it - when I happily eat pigs, cows, fish, chickens, etc.?

Generally speaking, we tend to eat herbivores (and occasionally omnivores), but not predators.


predators tend to fight back
 
2013-01-15 10:37:35 AM

It's a Sunshine Day!: This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas. I look at these pictures and think, "Poor kitties!" And I just want to gather them up in my arms and give them lovin's.

Then I remember driving behind all the poultry plant trucks, or cattle semis, and I don't think twice about it. Those chickens and turkeys often look petrified crammed into their open air cages riding 80 miles per hour. Because they're not cute, and I have no compunction about eating them.

What's the difference between a chicken or a cat? Besides the genus/species part, that is. If someone in China eats cats, can I get upset about it - when I happily eat pigs, cows, fish, chickens, etc.?


It's mostly because you are a hypocrite. Either animals or don't, I don't care which way you go, but understand that an animal is an animal and to put one higher than another is hypocritical.

I don't judge the dirty heathens for eating cats, but don't expect me to eat it. Just like i don't judge the dirty heathens that eat cauliflower and try to sucker me into it as well.
 
2013-01-15 10:37:50 AM
Think of the poor roof rabbit...
 
2013-01-15 10:38:54 AM
Headed to Meowschwitz
 
2013-01-15 10:43:48 AM
Finally, I know a way to get rid of my cat and not feel so bad about it. I just need to find some chinese folks. Problem is there are not a lot of them around this redneck town. Darn it. I personally applaud our feline(pussy) eating some what short overlords. Go China Go. The Cat's in the kettle basted by a silver spoon.......
 
2013-01-15 10:44:03 AM
Psy's next song Guangdong Style does not win over people as easily.
 
2013-01-15 10:47:28 AM

KopiLuwaked: Headed to Meowschwitz


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I'm going to hell anyway
 
2013-01-15 10:48:38 AM

DubyaHater: I was going to make a joke, but then I read the article. Now I'm greatly saddened and disgusted. I hate humanity sometimes.
/Of course, /b/ shows much worse


Like a good burger every once in a while? India would like a word with you.
 
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