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(Uproxx)   Taylor Swift fans launch a jihad against Tina Fey. Leave Taylor alone   (uproxx.com) divider line 148
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2013-01-15 08:43:18 AM
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Yes, how dare you insult my biatch.
 
2013-01-15 08:48:17 AM
Everyday, I'm thinking global nuclear war might not be such a bad thing after all.
 
2013-01-15 08:56:39 AM
Tina Fey > Taylor Swift
 
2013-01-15 09:05:46 AM
mememachine.viralvideochart.com
 
2013-01-15 09:07:16 AM

dramatools: Tina Fey > Taylor Swift


Wait, I thought Farkers were in agreement that Tina Fey is painfully unfunny and 30 Rock is stupid.

/Love the Fey.
 
2013-01-15 09:17:18 AM

coco ebert: dramatools: Tina Fey > Taylor Swift

Wait, I thought Farkers were in agreement that Tina Fey is painfully unfunny and 30 Rock is stupid.

/Love the Fey.


Perhaps.  But when faced with Fey v. Swift, the answer is obvious and the old loyalties are neutralized.
 
2013-01-15 09:20:29 AM
Never realized Amy Poehler had such a nice rack.
 
2013-01-15 09:41:29 AM
Lighten up, Francii
 
2013-01-15 09:43:44 AM
You know, I think Strawberry Shortcake can take care of herself, children.  Go back to scribbling your crush's name all over your locker, praying he talks to you because you're like, totes more interesting than that biatch Becky.
 
2013-01-15 10:13:40 AM

Diogenes: Perhaps.  But when faced with Fey v. Swift, the answer is obvious and the old loyalties are neutralized.


That, and Tina Fey doesn't write songs like a fourteen year old.
 
2013-01-15 10:38:56 AM
My penis would like to launch a jihad against the 2 lowest holes in Taylor swifts torso and on her mouth.
 
2013-01-15 10:42:36 AM
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In other news, Nashville is now a "big city".
 
2013-01-15 10:44:05 AM

coco ebert: dramatools: Tina Fey > Taylor Swift

Wait, I thought Farkers were in agreement that Tina Fey is painfully unfunny and 30 Rock is stupid.

/Love the Fey.


Everything's relative. When it comes to talent, Fey is Mozart DiVinci compared to Taylor Swift.
 
2013-01-15 10:46:43 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: [cdn.uproxx.com image 529x336]

In other news, Nashville is now a "big city".


Yeah, poor little Tina Country Mouse.  So sheltered writing for SNL years...
 
2013-01-15 10:49:31 AM
Taylor Swift is awful and her fans are all idiots.
 
2013-01-15 10:50:00 AM
No one ever died from being insulted or offended.
 
2013-01-15 10:50:05 AM
Who is that one guy here who always white knights Taylor Swift's music? Maybe this glimpse of his fellow fans will be the wake up call he desparately needs.
 
2013-01-15 10:50:26 AM
I didn't watch the show but how did Michael J Fox's son get dragged into this?
 
2013-01-15 10:51:44 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: [cdn.uproxx.com image 529x336]

In other news, Nashville is now a "big city".


Well, it's bigger than Duluth.

On a different note, white knighting a reality TV star is a sure sign that we as a civilization are too stupid to continue.
 
2013-01-15 10:51:52 AM
so, any one know what tina fey said to cause this onslaught?

/ in the video she said, stay away from michael j fox's son. so, obviously the video was cut short of whatever insult caused this commotion.
 
2013-01-15 10:52:04 AM
So how many guys has Taylor Swift actually dated over the last 2-3 years?

I mean, every time her name is mentioned on the webs you invariably get the boyfriends/breakup/songwriting comments.

Enima's daughter even ragged her publicly for being overly promiscuous. So how many?
 
2013-01-15 10:52:05 AM
Tina has aged wonderfully.. She's still hot as shiat. Amy Poehler is hanging in there too.
 
2013-01-15 10:54:20 AM

coco ebert: dramatools: Tina Fey > Taylor Swift

Wait, I thought Farkers were in agreement that Tina Fey is painfully unfunny and 30 Rock is stupid.

/Love the Fey.


It's a sliding scale.
 
2013-01-15 10:54:36 AM

Dr.Zom: I didn't watch the show but how did Michael J Fox's son get dragged into this?


I don't know, it's a little shaky.
 
2013-01-15 10:54:36 AM

Dr.Zom: I didn't watch the show but how did Michael J Fox's son get dragged into this?


He was there, and his son was one of the kids that worked the show as a "model" to escort people off stage and carry the awards.
 
2013-01-15 10:55:17 AM
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RIP Chuck Taylor Swift Jihad
 
2013-01-15 10:55:21 AM

ristst: So how many guys has Taylor Swift actually dated over the last 2-3 years?

I mean, every time her name is mentioned on the webs you invariably get the boyfriends/breakup/songwriting comments.

Enima's daughter even ragged her publicly for being overly promiscuous. So how many?


How many songs has she recorded?
 
2013-01-15 10:55:31 AM

Sybarite: [cdn.uproxx.com image 529x222]

Yes, how dare you insult my biatch.


That was the best comment of the bunch.

As for me, I don't care for Taylor Swift or Tina Fey, so I can't choose sides. Whoever loses, I win.
 
2013-01-15 10:55:50 AM

browntimmy: Who is that one guy here who always white knights Taylor Swift's music? Maybe this glimpse of his fellow fans will be the wake up call he desparately needs.


Gimme some time for the coffee to kick in and I will give it a shot

/Not a miracle worker
 
2013-01-15 10:56:19 AM
I kinda find it weird that people who supposedly like her would jump all over someone for joking about her being a serial dater. Ms. Swift's last bf dumped her because, as he said, "she didn't put out". If we assume that's the same reason why her other "relationships" have broken up then doesn't that make it pretty obvious she either doesn't like sex, or is just dating these yokels as a sop to the press, or both? Why would you want her to be with assholes who only care about hitting it? Why would you be annoyed about people joking about how she'd rather break things off than compromise her principles or preferences? I'm certainly no advocate for chastity, but if asexuality or discomfort with sex on her part is the real reason why all her 'ships with hot young guys end so quickly, then her fast turn over isn't tragic; it's a sign of her personal integrity. So long as these dudes are being made aware of her preferences going into it, I don't see to be ashamed of or that needs defending here.
 
2013-01-15 10:57:30 AM

Infobahn: Dr.Zom: I didn't watch the show but how did Michael J Fox's son get dragged into this?

He was there, and his son was one of the kids that worked the show as a "model" to escort people off stage and carry the awards.


Thank you.
 
2013-01-15 10:57:48 AM

Heron: ...So long as these dudes are being made aware of her preferences going into it, I don't see anything to be ashamed of or that needs defending here.


FTFM
 
2013-01-15 10:58:37 AM
Meh. Tina is to comedy as Taylor is to music. I think we could also conclude that Tina is to music as Taylor is to comedy.
 
2013-01-15 10:58:44 AM

Heron: I kinda find it weird that people who supposedly like her would jump all over someone for joking about her being a serial dater. Ms. Swift's last bf dumped her because, as he said, "she didn't put out". If we assume that's the same reason why her other "relationships" have broken up then doesn't that make it pretty obvious she either doesn't like sex, or is just dating these yokels as a sop to the press, or both? Why would you want her to be with assholes who only care about hitting it? Why would you be annoyed about people joking about how she'd rather break things off than compromise her principles or preferences? I'm certainly no advocate for chastity, but if asexuality or discomfort with sex on her part is the real reason why all her 'ships with hot young guys end so quickly, then her fast turn over isn't tragic; it's a sign of her personal integrity. So long as these dudes are being made aware of her preferences going into it, I don't see to be ashamed of or that needs defending here.


She sucks a mean dick though.
 
2013-01-15 10:58:54 AM
There are no winners here. Except for Austin Sasser, of course.
 
2013-01-15 10:59:52 AM
How long before she writes a song about Fey?
 
2013-01-15 11:00:14 AM

Dr.Zom: Infobahn: Dr.Zom: I didn't watch the show but how did Michael J Fox's son get dragged into this?

He was there, and his son was one of the kids that worked the show as a "model" to escort people off stage and carry the awards.

Thank you.


During one of their segments, I believe it was Tina who warned MJF to "keep his son away from Taylor Swift".
 
2013-01-15 11:02:08 AM
I'm not getting the Michael J Fox's son reference, either...
 
2013-01-15 11:02:25 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: In other news, Nashville is now a "big city".


The single most common statement visitors to Nashville make is that they didn't know it's so big.  I guess there are a lot of people who just assume it's a little burg.
 
2013-01-15 11:04:08 AM

Diogenes: coco ebert: dramatools: Tina Fey > Taylor Swift

Wait, I thought Farkers were in agreement that Tina Fey is painfully unfunny and 30 Rock is stupid.

/Love the Fey.

Perhaps.  But when faced with Fey v. Swift, the answer is obvious and the old loyalties are neutralized.ly a lesbian makeout session.


FTFY
 
2013-01-15 11:04:33 AM

pkellmey: Meh. Tina is to comedy as Taylor is to music. I think we could also conclude that Tina is to music as Taylor is to comedy.


That "Never, ever, ever... " song is more annoying than anything on 30 Rock or SNL.
 
2013-01-15 11:04:49 AM

Heron: I kinda find it weird that people who supposedly like her would jump all over someone for joking about her being a serial dater. Ms. Swift's last bf dumped her because, as he said, "she didn't put out". If we assume that's the same reason why her other "relationships" have broken up then doesn't that make it pretty obvious she either doesn't like sex, or is just dating these yokels as a sop to the press, or both? Why would you want her to be with assholes who only care about hitting it? Why would you be annoyed about people joking about how she'd rather break things off than compromise her principles or preferences? I'm certainly no advocate for chastity, but if asexuality or discomfort with sex on her part is the real reason why all her 'ships with hot young guys end so quickly, then her fast turn over isn't tragic; it's a sign of her personal integrity. So long as these dudes are being made aware of her preferences going into it, I don't see to be ashamed of or that needs defending here.


Okay off-topic for a minute:

I'd just like to say that I've been hearing various fandoms use the term "shipping" to describe romantic pairings of various characters in fanart/fanfics for over a decade and not knowing what the term was a reference to (my best guess was that boat cruises are supposed to be romantic?). Only now with your comment did I finally realize that it stands for "relationship."

i3.kym-cdn.com

/threadjack
 
2013-01-15 11:06:48 AM
A Taylor Swift jihad would be the most pastiest, unmotivated, depressed jihad ever. The suicide bomber would actually move to the corner to be away from everyone.

Initial reports were that the bomber's last words were "I hurt so I know I can still feel"
 
2013-01-15 11:08:39 AM

coco ebert: dramatools: Tina Fey > Taylor Swift

Wait, I thought Farkers were in agreement that Tina Fey is painfully unfunny and 30 Rock is stupid.

/Love the Fey.


Only because years ago she was openly adored by many here, and the true Farker will always provide massive backlash towards anyone/thing that becomes too popular.
 
2013-01-15 11:08:57 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: A Taylor Swift jihad would be the most pastiest, unmotivated, depressed jihad ever. The suicide bomber would actually move to the corner to be away from everyone.

Initial reports were that the bomber's last words were "I hurt so I know I can still feel"


They focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
 
2013-01-15 11:09:38 AM
If you're looking at me to come defend this, keep waiting. Swifties gotta learn how to take a punch. They don't yet understand that Taylor-dates-everybody is, like, the running joke, and it's going to remain the running joke until Taylor manages to make a relationship stick. If they get pissed at everyone who makes Taylor relationship jokes, they're going to end up pissed at a lot of people.

Taylor herself is the same way. but she's offered up a reason- as she tells it, she can't build up a resistance to it, because it's her job to feel things. Her fans don't have that excuse.
 
2013-01-15 11:12:22 AM

Gosling: If you're looking at me to come defend this, keep waiting. Swifties gotta learn how to take a punch. They don't yet understand that Taylor-dates-everybody is, like, the running joke, and it's going to remain the running joke until Taylor manages to make a relationship stick. If they get pissed at everyone who makes Taylor relationship jokes, they're going to end up pissed at a lot of people.

Taylor herself is the same way. but she's offered up a reason- as she tells it, she can't build up a resistance to it, because it's her job to feel things. Her fans don't have that excuse.


Swifties are great for cleaning my ceeling fan.

Why didn't she date Heath Ledger? ... and take his place.

Some questions will never be answered. *Sigh*
 
2013-01-15 11:13:35 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Heron: I kinda find it weird that people who supposedly like her would jump all over someone for joking about her being a serial dater. Ms. Swift's last bf dumped her because, as he said, "she didn't put out". If we assume that's the same reason why her other "relationships" have broken up then doesn't that make it pretty obvious she either doesn't like sex, or is just dating these yokels as a sop to the press, or both? Why would you want her to be with assholes who only care about hitting it? Why would you be annoyed about people joking about how she'd rather break things off than compromise her principles or preferences? I'm certainly no advocate for chastity, but if asexuality or discomfort with sex on her part is the real reason why all her 'ships with hot young guys end so quickly, then her fast turn over isn't tragic; it's a sign of her personal integrity. So long as these dudes are being made aware of her preferences going into it, I don't see to be ashamed of or that needs defending here.

Okay off-topic for a minute:

I'd just like to say that I've been hearing various fandoms use the term "shipping" to describe romantic pairings of various characters in fanart/fanfics for over a decade and not knowing what the term was a reference to (my best guess was that boat cruises are supposed to be romantic?). Only now with your comment did I finally realize that it stands for "relationship."

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 500x421]

/threadjack


hahaha! Always willing to help I guess :p
 
2013-01-15 11:14:07 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: [cdn.uproxx.com image 529x336]

In other news, Nashville is now a "big city".


Compared to NYC where Tina Fey lives...

/Jeebus people are stupid somtimes
 
2013-01-15 11:15:47 AM

FooDog: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: [cdn.uproxx.com image 529x336]

In other news, Nashville is now a "big city".

Compared to NYC where Tina Fey lives...

/Jeebus people are stupid somtimes


May be a reference to the pass around girl's lyrics.
 
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