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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Middle school teacher offers to give cop an oral exam to get out of a DUI. Bow-chicka...oh no   (wpbf.com) divider line 42
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2013-01-15 08:40:32 AM  
Flesh breathalyzer?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-15 08:41:09 AM  
Smashing the cliche that government workers put in their 20 years and retire young to an overly generous pension. At least, I hope she's 60 because that would be an awful way to be 40.
 
2013-01-15 08:48:24 AM  
Bribery?

/shouldn't that be threatening a peace officer?
 
2013-01-15 09:02:28 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-15 09:19:32 AM  
Everything about that woman is sad.
 
2013-01-15 09:37:07 AM  
If anything illustrates the plight of underpaid teachers, it's the fact she was drinking a jug of Carlo Rossi wine.
 
2013-01-15 09:39:51 AM  
i174.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-15 09:39:52 AM  

Cletus C.: If anything illustrates the plight of underpaid teachers, it's the fact she was drinking a jug of Carlo Rossi wine.


I repeat...sad.

This lady is an unfunny version of  Edna Krabappel.
 
2013-01-15 09:40:55 AM  
Don't think that trick is going to work for you anymore lady.
 
2013-01-15 09:43:50 AM  
Damn, the last few years have not been kind to Eric Forman's mom.
 
2013-01-15 09:46:02 AM  
What a sad, pathetic drunk.
 
2013-01-15 09:47:01 AM  
The policeman must have the self control of a saint to resist a fine offer like that.
 
2013-01-15 09:49:18 AM  
Greenacres. No surprise there.
 
2013-01-15 09:51:16 AM  
Arnold Ziffel hasn't aged well.
 
2013-01-15 09:51:30 AM  

Cletus C.: If anything illustrates the plight of underpaid teachers, it's the fact she was drinking a jug of Carlo Rossi wine.


Oh, I don't think that swill is actual wine. She should have tossed the jug in the recycle bin.
 
2013-01-15 09:51:41 AM  
Carlo Rossi wine (distilled crack)

- Sold in gallons
- Vintage listed in days
- Quality vino for the discriminating drunk.

On the plus side she can indignantly state "Well...it was NOT Boones Farm"
 
2013-01-15 09:52:09 AM  

Diogenes: Everything about that woman is sad.



if she was young and good looking, he'd have taken her up on that offer. at least he would have seriously considered it.
 
2013-01-15 09:57:12 AM  
Greenacres police said witnesses to a hit-and-run crash followed the van that fled the scene Sunday night.

www.maggiore.net
 
2013-01-15 09:57:37 AM  

Diogenes: Cletus C.: If anything illustrates the plight of underpaid teachers, it's the fact she was drinking a jug of Carlo Rossi wine.

I repeat...sad.

This lady is an unfunny version of  Edna Krabappel.


Apparently with an added bonus of herpes as well...
 
2013-01-15 09:57:39 AM  
Greenacres is the place to be,
Cop-blowing is the life for me!
Legs spreadin' out so far and wide,
Keep your ticket and give me another ride!
 
2013-01-15 09:59:35 AM  
That's a rough looking 28. Rode hard and put away wet.
 
2013-01-15 10:10:52 AM  
If I was a 7th grade math teacher, I'd be guzzling wine, bumping speedball and snorting China White.
 
2013-01-15 10:22:08 AM  

JackieRabbit: Greenacres is the place to be,
Cop-blowing is the life for me!
Legs spreadin' out so far and wide,
Keep your ticket and give me another ride!


...and we're done. Goodnight, everybody.
 
2013-01-15 10:22:40 AM  
Is it a bribe if no one wants it?

"I'll give you this bag of donkey shiat if you let me go."

I wonder how long it took them to decide between "bribery of a public servant" and "threatening a public servant"?
 
2013-01-15 10:27:00 AM  

Fissile: The policeman must have the self control of a saint to resist a fine offer like that.


Seriously. She also offered to let him fondle her puppies. How he could have passed up on that bit of magic is something I'll never understand.
 
2013-01-15 10:29:31 AM  
I'd just like to thank Subby for properly warning us prior to clicking. You sir(madam), are a saint!
 
2013-01-15 10:30:04 AM  
sexual favors

i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-15 10:36:06 AM  

Zlater: I'd just like to thank Subby for properly warning us prior to clicking. You sir(madam), are a saint!


Yet you clicked anyway.
 
2013-01-15 10:41:34 AM  
Geez, come on, even cops have standards. They're admittedly pretty low, but still...
 
2013-01-15 10:45:15 AM  
I was figuring from the headline it was a dude, still not sure I was wrong.
 
2013-01-15 10:45:28 AM  
Is there a pic of the top of her head available?

/got nothin'
 
2013-01-15 11:04:05 AM  
I've never seen a scalp I didn't think was beautiful. Just sayin'...
 
2013-01-15 11:08:29 AM  
I think this is her mugshot from her 2010 arrest for battery. Not surprising the offer was turned down

Link
 
2013-01-15 11:19:40 AM  

JackieRabbit: Greenacres is the place to be,
Cop-blowing is the life for me!
Legs spreadin' out so far and wide,
Keep your ticket and give me another ride!


NO, away from that I'd rather stay
I don't think that yeasty smell is hay
You're just a fat sad sack of fail
Sorry, darlin' but you're still goin' to jail
 
2013-01-15 11:20:15 AM  

miscreant: Zlater: I'd just like to thank Subby for properly warning us prior to clicking. You sir(madam), are a saint!

Yet you clicked anyway.


Yes.. but with no misconceptions or expectations!
 
2013-01-15 01:13:51 PM  
Not even if I was 15.
 
2013-01-15 01:40:10 PM  
well there's your problem, you have witnesses, and multiple police officers to get out of this you have to offer anal

and you have to supply the paper bag,

and drink holder for your back

and an ashtray


and....
 
2013-01-15 01:42:37 PM  
"MUGSHOTS: Fla. Woman Arrested 19 Times Since 2003"

Damn, parents in Florida are pretty free-wheelin' when it comes to who they trust their kids with.

Everybody deserves a twentieth chance, I guess.
 
2013-01-15 03:56:58 PM  
Every woman is beautiful when your balls are resting on her chin.
 
2013-01-15 05:08:05 PM  

Cletus C.: If anything illustrates the plight of underpaid teachers, it's the fact she was drinking a jug of Carlo Rossi wine.


The Paisano flavor is good!
 
2013-01-15 05:28:55 PM  
I wonder how often that works for women to get out of trouble with the law.
 
2013-01-15 05:45:58 PM  

Profedius: I wonder how often that works for women to get out of trouble with the law.


Like that would be reported. Just like the kid I went to school with, who never got arrested for underage drinking nor dui since grandpa was sheriff.
 
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