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(102.9 The Lake)   You were fired from your last job and have a history of erratic behavior? Sure, we'll hire you. Here's $100 million   (1029thelake.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-15 10:07:23 AM
Caeser's Palace? Hell, they'll make that back if she shows up for even half of those shows.
 
2013-01-15 10:14:34 AM
What Britney Spears will look like five years from now (minus the talent):
www.elfotografico.com
 
2013-01-15 10:28:39 AM
Elvis didn't really have talent, either.
 
2013-01-15 10:35:01 AM
FTFA "TMZ sources say the final amount of moeny to be paid to Spears will be "astronomical.""

Well, not like anyone spending any cash then. She'll never know the difference.
 
2013-01-15 10:46:43 AM
And not a fecal discharge was given.
 
2013-01-15 10:56:10 AM
What a $100 million grimace smile looks like:

musicblog.vh1.com
 
2013-01-15 11:01:37 AM
My roomate loves the X Factor and I was walking by the TV and looked at Brittany. Her makeup was really caked on looks like she was covering up a bunch of meth zits.
 
2013-01-15 11:07:35 AM
Do people who frequent Vegas really want to see an act by a bubble gum artist?
 
2013-01-15 11:12:22 AM

groppet: My roomate loves the X Factor and I was walking by the TV and looked at Brittany. Her makeup was really caked on looks like she was covering up a bunch of meth zits.


I wonder if her show at Caesers will be like Celine Dion's and have like a 100 foot tall HD screen behind her? Because they will have to use some soft focus and filters to hide that stuff.

/Yes I saw Celine Dion's show.
//Tickets were comped
///All that matters is she had a good time
 
2013-01-15 11:25:18 AM
Lip Syncing 101, for fun and profit...

profspevack.com
 
2013-01-15 11:45:01 AM
I didn't know watching someone lip sync was so popular,
 
2013-01-15 11:49:36 AM

groppet: My roomate loves the X Factor and I was walking by the TV and looked at Brittany. Her makeup was really caked on looks like she was covering up a bunch of meth zits.



Her handlers would never let her near meth.

She's being propped up with anti depressants.

...And if she misbehaves, they'll take away her money and send her back to the nuthouse for a while.
 
2013-01-15 12:23:02 PM
She's going to make a ton of money. I think Fark underestimates her legions of fans.

Caesar's Palace will get their money's worth. Vegas only picks underdogs when they're winners. They like sure bets out here.
 
2013-01-15 12:44:11 PM
Other than her comedic faces, did she really act that erratically during her tenure on the x-factor?
 
2013-01-15 12:59:54 PM

lawboy87: Do people who frequent Vegas really want to see an act by a bubble gum artist?


Criss Angel, Terry Fator, and Donny and Marie made millions there. I sort of think that the international tourists just don't know any better.
 
2013-01-15 01:14:41 PM

Kimothy: She's going to make a ton of money. I think Fark underestimates her legions of fans.

Caesar's Palace will get their money's worth. Vegas only picks underdogs when they're winners. They like sure bets out here.


Really? I never figured she had that many loyal fans. Just club goers like her music at the moment it's released. Celine I understand, old middle and upper class women like her, so that's great for a casino's clientele. Are Britney Spears fans really gonna drop big bucks at Caesars?
 
2013-01-15 01:19:43 PM

Champion of the Sun: Kimothy: She's going to make a ton of money. I think Fark underestimates her legions of fans.

Caesar's Palace will get their money's worth. Vegas only picks underdogs when they're winners. They like sure bets out here.

Really? I never figured she had that many loyal fans. Just club goers like her music at the moment it's released. Celine I understand, old middle and upper class women like her, so that's great for a casino's clientele. Are Britney Spears fans really gonna drop big bucks at Caesars?


I think so. She still pulls a lot of the gheys, who will drop quite a bit of cash for their favorite acts (see: Cher). She's not as big as Cher, but she still does well. Her last album release went platinum, and if I recall correctly, her tour was a success.

I don't think she's going to be doing the ten shows a week gig that Celine has, I bet she does weekends and a couple of weeknights. Either way, there's no way Caesar's would even make an offer unless they'd done their homework. They aren't in the habit of putting on acts that will lose them money.
 
2013-01-15 01:29:41 PM

Kimothy: I bet she does weekends and a couple of weeknights.


80 shows in 2 years? that's a Saturday night only gig with holidays off. A very sweet deal for Ms. Spears.


/call me britney, you know I always loved ya.
 
2013-01-15 04:21:27 PM

doczoidberg: Her handlers would never let her near meth.
She's being propped up with anti depressants.
...And if she misbehaves, they'll take away her money and send her back to the nuthouse for a while.


I think she's on some things a little stronger than antidepressants.

But, she seems to be functioning. She's not really there anymore, but she keeps walking around and looks happy sometimes, so good for her.
 
2013-01-15 04:46:21 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: I sort of think that the international tourists just don't know any better.


Or just don't give a shiat what the internet-smug-guy-brain-trust thinks.
 
2013-01-15 07:51:41 PM
I'm sure the casino put all kinds of clauses in the contract to protect themselves. No show, no dough.
 
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