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(TMZ)   It has to take a lot to get banned from the set of Honey Boo Boo, but someone has found a way   (tmz.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-15 11:49:40 AM  
4 votes:

NutWrench: the ha ha guy: If I'm going to be forced to pay $60 for basic cable just to have the privilege of paying an extra $40 for internet access, why shouldn't I have an opinion on what kind of content is being funded from the licensing fees out of my $60?

Unfortunately, thanks to cable bundling, providers no longer have to provide quality programming. They can just sit on their duffs and watch the money roll in with no fear of being cancelled. Some folks would call this business model the "free market." Those people are dolts.


THIS is why the cable industry will fight the FCC tooth and nail if they ever, EVER dare allow "a la carte" billing. And certain networks like Fox News would declare open war as well. If networks like The "Learning" Channel or Fox News had to earn their money from direct subscriptions, they'd collapse within 6 months.

IMO, I wouldn't care if each channel ended up costing 1/3 more per channel compared to bundled. I refuse to spend ANY money that will end up in the hands of Mike Huckabee or Mama June.

/Thank f*cking GOD for sites like Pirate Bay!
2013-01-15 09:48:57 AM  
4 votes:

LawPD: Seriously though people. Quit watching that shiat!



Once upon a time, The Learning Channel produced informative documentaries, nearly to the level of what you'd see on BBC.

Today, that network is almost nothing but variations on the theme of "let's laugh at these rednecks and disabled people".

If I'm going to be forced to pay $60 for basic cable just to have the privilege of paying an extra $40 for internet access, why shouldn't I have an opinion on what kind of content is being funded from the licensing fees out of my $60?
2013-01-15 09:21:07 AM  
4 votes:

StrangeQ: Mama June

Every time I see this it makes me want to scream. That's not her farking name. I don't know what her farking name is, and I don't want to know, but I do know that that is not it. Quit enabling this ignorant farking hosebeast and her fat flatulent family.

/I don't know why exactly this show drives me to irrational waves of rage, but it does.


I know why, because its disgusting and the mere sight of any of those castouts from Deliverance makes any sane person want to scream and run.
I feel my IQ drop every time I see those disgusting pigs on a commercial.

People in other countries watsh this crap and actually think this is how we are.

If there were ever a good solid argument for global thermonuclear war, it's this freakshow.

Idiocracy...we're there. Complete with "Ow My Ballz".
2013-01-15 09:12:46 AM  
4 votes:
To stop those monsters, one-two-three,

Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,

It's got Paul Anka's guarantee.

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don't look! Just don't look! [repeat several times]

Seriously though people. Quit watching that shiat!
2013-01-15 09:11:21 AM  
4 votes:
Can't get on TMZ at work, so let me guess: Did somebody try to sneak a book onto the set?
2013-01-15 11:07:17 AM  
3 votes:
About the Mom:

June Shannon has been in a relationship with Mike 'Sugar Bear' Thompson since May 14, 2004. Though Shannon is frequently referred to as "June Thompson," and the couple have been in a long-term relationship, they are not married, and her last name remains Shannon. June has four children: Anna 'Chickadee' Shannon (17), Jessica 'Chubbs' Shannon (15), Lauryn 'Pumpkin' Shannon (12), and Alana 'Honey Boo Boo' Thompson (born 2005). All four of June's children have different fathers, none of whom were ever married to June, and only three of whom can be identified by Mama June.

*One baby daddy is a sex offender
**Mama got fired from McDonalds for stealing

This is where your tax money goes. To feed a morbidly obese woman and her brood who spends your money on toddler beauty pageants. I have nothing against people in real need getting government assistance but making a celebrity out of white trash irks me greatly for some reason.
2013-01-15 09:55:54 AM  
3 votes:

the ha ha guy: LawPD: Seriously though people. Quit watching that shiat!


Once upon a time, The Learning Channel produced informative documentaries, nearly to the level of what you'd see on BBC.

Today, that network is almost nothing but variations on the theme of "let's laugh at these rednecks and disabled people".

If I'm going to be forced to pay $60 for basic cable just to have the privilege of paying an extra $40 for internet access, why shouldn't I have an opinion on what kind of content is being funded from the licensing fees out of my $60?


What's disconcerting about that is the documentaries didn't garner near the ratings of Honey Boo Boo. Speaks volumes about the ethos of the American population.
2013-01-15 09:13:45 AM  
3 votes:
Mama June

Every time I see this it makes me want to scream. That's not her farking name. I don't know what her farking name is, and I don't want to know, but I do know that that is not it. Quit enabling this ignorant farking hosebeast and her fat flatulent family.

/I don't know why exactly this show drives me to irrational waves of rage, but it does.
2013-01-15 03:56:12 PM  
2 votes:

nburghmatt: Chariset: stuffy: I know I'm going to regret asking this but.
Just what the Fark is Honey Boo Boo?

A little girl and her family that people like to watch because they can feel smarter/wiser/thinner/superior in every way.

the Boo Boo herself actually seems pretty smart, considering.


Compared to the rest of that crew, my dog is a freakin' genius.
2013-01-15 02:21:15 PM  
2 votes:

stuffy: I know I'm going to regret asking this but.
Just what the Fark is Honey Boo Boo?


A little girl and her family that people like to watch because they can feel smarter/wiser/thinner/superior in every way.
2013-01-15 11:54:24 AM  
2 votes:

Chariset: I don't want to defend anything about the show, but most of the money from the show is going into trust funds six month meth binge for the kids.


You know it. I know it. Almost everyone* knows it.

/Mama June don't know it, because she's dumber than a sack of turds
2013-01-15 11:41:10 AM  
2 votes:
What's really sad is that people are so stupid that they'd get freaked out by a fake gorilla suit. What is it like down there in the South? The 1930s??

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2013-01-15 11:41:01 AM  
2 votes:
The show is a put-on. Surprisingly, these people are actually twice as ignorant as the show will depict.

Case in point: Mama HBB's cooking of a turkey for Thanksgiving- she clearly has a teen daughter and has had a family for a long time, yet it's also clear that she has never cooked an actual dinner in her life, because all she knows how to do is mush things up with her hands and throw it in the oven.
2013-01-15 09:59:19 AM  
2 votes:

the ha ha guy: If I'm going to be forced to pay $60 for basic cable just to have the privilege of paying an extra $40 for internet access, why shouldn't I have an opinion on what kind of content is being funded from the licensing fees out of my $60?


Unfortunately, thanks to cable bundling, providers no longer have to provide quality programming. They can just sit on their duffs and watch the money roll in with no fear of being cancelled. Some folks would call this business model the "free market." Those people are dolts.
2013-01-15 09:33:23 AM  
2 votes:
www.wrestleenigma.com
2013-01-15 09:21:37 AM  
2 votes:

NutWrench:

We reached out to Crazy.


TLC's new slogan?
2013-01-15 09:15:58 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder how I can get my own reality show on TLC?

We can call it the Average American Joe.

It will include me, sitting in traffic, on my way to work, me sitting in traffic on the way home from work, then me heating up a frozen pizza for dinner as I watch some local news, until bed-time.

On the weekends, you can follow me to get my laundry, perhaps a trip to Wal-mart and if the public is lucky, a trip to Starbucks.

Anything has to be better then Honey Boo Boo.
2013-01-15 09:09:28 AM  
2 votes:
And not a shiat was given by anybody intelligent that day.
2013-01-16 09:19:05 AM  
1 votes:

the ha ha guy: LawPD: Seriously though people. Quit watching that shiat!


Once upon a time, The Learning Channel produced informative documentaries, nearly to the level of what you'd see on BBC.

Today, that network is almost nothing but variations on the theme of "let's laugh at these rednecks and disabled people".

If I'm going to be forced to pay $60 for basic cable just to have the privilege of paying an extra $40 for internet access, why shouldn't I have an opinion on what kind of content is being funded from the licensing fees out of my $60?


TLC is the real-life disaster story to offer as evidence whenever someone complains that PBS should be de-funded because they can "just" go commercial and compete with all the other networks.
2013-01-15 09:55:00 PM  
1 votes:
From Shirley Temple to Honey Boo Boo in fewer than 100 years...
2013-01-15 06:24:17 PM  
1 votes:

trotsky: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x152]

Ho Ho Ho, The great Jabba bans you from his palace

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Growwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

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Ho Ho Ho, Jabba needs to enter Slacious Crumb into a Galactic Lil Miss pageant, Ho, Ho, Ho

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Pretty comes in all sizes, and my size is cute!


How DARE you disgrace Jabba, Chewbacca, and Salacious Crumb like that!! HOW DARE YOU!!!

/I say as I laugh my frigging ass off
2013-01-15 04:04:16 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if it pains Sarah Palin when she realizes that her idiotic reality show was replaced with this?
2013-01-15 03:53:29 PM  
1 votes:

steklo: I can't wait until Cracker Barrell or Waffle House starts serving Honey Boo Boo sketties!

Here's what you need to do it at home...

1 Lb of Butter
1 bottle tomato catsup
1 box sketties (or any pasta you like)
1 huge pot of boiling water

1 stomach pump (will be required after you eat)


Don't forget that "butter" is actually cheap nasty margarine in a tub. Real butter actually has a little bit of nutritional value.
2013-01-15 01:21:32 PM  
1 votes:

Chariset: Nacc: Tv changed that family.

You mean, abysmally white trash gets money, becomes bejiggity dazzled white trash instead?

I don't want to defend anything about the show, but most of the money from the show is going into trust funds for the kids.

Mama June isn't spending it all on the white Camaro she's always wanted or letting "Sugar Bear" snort it


Just because it isn't getting wasted right away doesn't mean it's not wasted money regardless.

Do you see June or Sugar Bear bothering to teach any of their children anything about money management?
2013-01-15 11:50:03 AM  
1 votes:
I banned myself and found I quite easy to do.
2013-01-15 11:21:36 AM  
1 votes:
Tv changed that family.

You mean, abysmally white trash gets money, becomes bejiggity dazzled white trash instead?
2013-01-15 11:18:19 AM  
1 votes:

Citrate1007: Child Protective Services?


I think we have a winner.
2013-01-15 11:15:32 AM  
1 votes:
Child Protective Services?
2013-01-15 11:14:08 AM  
1 votes:
that southpark thing is kinda flattering for her, real life she looks a lot worse
2013-01-15 10:37:08 AM  
1 votes:

StrangeQ: Mama June

Every time I see this it makes me want to scream. That's not her farking name. I don't know what her farking name is, and I don't want to know, but I do know that that is not it. Quit enabling this ignorant farking hosebeast and her fat flatulent family.

/I don't know why exactly this show drives me to irrational waves of rage, but it does.


I agree 110%. Another reason why I don't subscribe to TV at all. Just seeing the crap posted online about her is more than enough for me. I'd probably punch a hole in my TV if I had to watch more than ten minutes of that drivel.
2013-01-15 10:28:49 AM  
1 votes:
Last night I had the TV on in the background and I realized that half of the commercials were for new TV shows. I guess I was on TLC or something. It was farking horrible. Every show sounds completely lame. Lots of knockoffs of Housewifes, hillbillies shooting stuff in swamps, trailer trash being trashy, etc. WTF? I think that as a society, we are probably doomed. If we're lucky, we'll turn into Idiocracy.
2013-01-15 10:26:09 AM  
1 votes:
You know what, I'm convinced that "Honey Boo Boo" is actually a parody. A parody that no one knows is a parody. I bet one day some TLC guy said "Man, we show some crap on this network. We could probably put one a buch of fat rednecks and people would still watch". And from there "Honey Boo Boo" was born. Pretty much a show ment to be a satire of stupid reality shows that the producers are trying to see how long until people catch on. It's either that or people are actually horrible enough to star in, produce, and watch this crap.
2013-01-15 10:15:59 AM  
1 votes:
But it was funny when Brad Pitt did it....
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2013-01-15 09:53:10 AM  
1 votes:
Now Im sure he will be getting his own show.
2013-01-15 09:45:38 AM  
1 votes:
That mother is gonna die of a heart attack. I've honestly never seen chins like that on a woman ever. and she's two years older than me? Holee hell.
2013-01-15 09:41:24 AM  
1 votes:

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Out goes "peanut butter jelly time!", in goes "sketti and butter time!".....


The "sketti" they make is so horrific it's funny.
2013-01-15 09:33:28 AM  
1 votes:
She turns my stomach. I'm pretty open minded about everything in life, but I've never seen her where I didn't make an audible 'gasp'
 
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