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(TMZ)   It has to take a lot to get banned from the set of Honey Boo Boo, but someone has found a way   (tmz.com) divider line 70
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2013-01-15 11:51:36 AM  
One person banned from the Honey Boo Boo set?

OK, it's a start.
 
2013-01-15 11:54:24 AM  

Chariset: I don't want to defend anything about the show, but most of the money from the show is going into trust funds six month meth binge for the kids.


You know it. I know it. Almost everyone* knows it.

/Mama June don't know it, because she's dumber than a sack of turds
 
2013-01-15 12:33:12 PM  

TV's Vinnie: NutWrench: the ha ha guy: If I'm going to be forced to pay $60 for basic cable just to have the privilege of paying an extra $40 for internet access, why shouldn't I have an opinion on what kind of content is being funded from the licensing fees out of my $60?

Unfortunately, thanks to cable bundling, providers no longer have to provide quality programming. They can just sit on their duffs and watch the money roll in with no fear of being cancelled. Some folks would call this business model the "free market." Those people are dolts.

THIS is why the cable industry will fight the FCC tooth and nail if they ever, EVER dare allow "a la carte" billing. And certain networks like Fox News would declare open war as well. If networks like The "Learning" Channel or Fox News had to earn their money from direct subscriptions, they'd collapse within 6 months.

IMO, I wouldn't care if each channel ended up costing 1/3 more per channel compared to bundled. I refuse to spend ANY money that will end up in the hands of Mike Huckabee or Mama June.


^ This ^

A la carte will force niche channels to program to their base rather than trying to catch anyone who flips by. Just look at something like Revision3 or TWiT. That's our future.

There's probably going to be an "Ow, My Balls!" channel as well. It'll be part of a "Family Fun Package" with the BooBoo network.
 
2013-01-15 12:46:29 PM  

TV's Vinnie: What is it like down there in the South? The 19730s??


FTFY
 
2013-01-15 01:17:56 PM  
I doubt it takes all that much. Just have some modicum of integrity and self respect and you'll rapidly be shown the door.
 
2013-01-15 01:21:32 PM  

Chariset: Nacc: Tv changed that family.

You mean, abysmally white trash gets money, becomes bejiggity dazzled white trash instead?

I don't want to defend anything about the show, but most of the money from the show is going into trust funds for the kids.

Mama June isn't spending it all on the white Camaro she's always wanted or letting "Sugar Bear" snort it


Just because it isn't getting wasted right away doesn't mean it's not wasted money regardless.

Do you see June or Sugar Bear bothering to teach any of their children anything about money management?
 
2013-01-15 01:47:36 PM  
I know I'm going to regret asking this but.
Just what the Fark is Honey Boo Boo?
 
2013-01-15 01:58:33 PM  

TV's Vinnie: NutWrench: the ha ha guy: If I'm going to be forced to pay $60 for basic cable just to have the privilege of paying an extra $40 for internet access, why shouldn't I have an opinion on what kind of content is being funded from the licensing fees out of my $60?

Unfortunately, thanks to cable bundling, providers no longer have to provide quality programming. They can just sit on their duffs and watch the money roll in with no fear of being cancelled. Some folks would call this business model the "free market." Those people are dolts.

THIS is why the cable industry will fight the FCC tooth and nail if they ever, EVER dare allow "a la carte" billing. And certain networks like Fox News would declare open war as well. If networks like The "Learning" Channel or Fox News had to earn their money from direct subscriptions, they'd collapse within 6 months.

IMO, I wouldn't care if each channel ended up costing 1/3 more per channel compared to bundled. I refuse to spend ANY money that will end up in the hands of Mike Huckabee or Mama June.

/Thank f*cking GOD for sites like Pirate Bay!


Try 10x per channel unless your favorite channel is ESPN (2-3x per channel if it's USA). The math is pretty simple.
 
2013-01-15 02:06:16 PM  

stuffy: I know I'm going to regret asking this but.
Just what the Fark is Honey Boo Boo?


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America's Darlin'
 
2013-01-15 02:21:15 PM  

stuffy: I know I'm going to regret asking this but.
Just what the Fark is Honey Boo Boo?


A little girl and her family that people like to watch because they can feel smarter/wiser/thinner/superior in every way.
 
2013-01-15 03:21:08 PM  

Chariset: stuffy: I know I'm going to regret asking this but.
Just what the Fark is Honey Boo Boo?

A little girl and her family that people like to watch because they can feel smarter/wiser/thinner/superior in every way.


the Boo Boo herself actually seems pretty smart, considering.
 
2013-01-15 03:53:29 PM  

steklo: I can't wait until Cracker Barrell or Waffle House starts serving Honey Boo Boo sketties!

Here's what you need to do it at home...

1 Lb of Butter
1 bottle tomato catsup
1 box sketties (or any pasta you like)
1 huge pot of boiling water

1 stomach pump (will be required after you eat)


Don't forget that "butter" is actually cheap nasty margarine in a tub. Real butter actually has a little bit of nutritional value.
 
2013-01-15 03:56:12 PM  

nburghmatt: Chariset: stuffy: I know I'm going to regret asking this but.
Just what the Fark is Honey Boo Boo?

A little girl and her family that people like to watch because they can feel smarter/wiser/thinner/superior in every way.

the Boo Boo herself actually seems pretty smart, considering.


Compared to the rest of that crew, my dog is a freakin' genius.
 
2013-01-15 04:04:16 PM  
I wonder if it pains Sarah Palin when she realizes that her idiotic reality show was replaced with this?
 
2013-01-15 06:24:17 PM  

trotsky: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x152]

Ho Ho Ho, The great Jabba bans you from his palace

[www.phroth.com image 290x406]

Growwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x152]

Ho Ho Ho, Jabba needs to enter Slacious Crumb into a Galactic Lil Miss pageant, Ho, Ho, Ho

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 560x417]

Pretty comes in all sizes, and my size is cute!


How DARE you disgrace Jabba, Chewbacca, and Salacious Crumb like that!! HOW DARE YOU!!!

/I say as I laugh my frigging ass off
 
2013-01-15 09:55:00 PM  
From Shirley Temple to Honey Boo Boo in fewer than 100 years...
 
2013-01-16 09:19:05 AM  

the ha ha guy: LawPD: Seriously though people. Quit watching that shiat!


Once upon a time, The Learning Channel produced informative documentaries, nearly to the level of what you'd see on BBC.

Today, that network is almost nothing but variations on the theme of "let's laugh at these rednecks and disabled people".

If I'm going to be forced to pay $60 for basic cable just to have the privilege of paying an extra $40 for internet access, why shouldn't I have an opinion on what kind of content is being funded from the licensing fees out of my $60?


TLC is the real-life disaster story to offer as evidence whenever someone complains that PBS should be de-funded because they can "just" go commercial and compete with all the other networks.
 
2013-01-16 10:28:54 AM  
cleanse them all with fire
 
2013-01-16 02:36:21 PM  

TV's Vinnie: THIS is why the cable industry will fight the FCC tooth and nail if they ever, EVER dare allow "a la carte" billing.


If they did, I'd have like 5 channels...
ID
Discovery
Comedy
Cartoon
And a Wildcard

Discovery's shows aren't nearly as bad.  I mean Moonshiners, as fabricated as it seems (what sane-minded Shiner would allow to be put on national Televsion), they still give you insight on the moonshinin' business.

ID's dramatizations of real crime is fun, I tend to enjoy it more than Law and Order: CSI: NCIS: New Haven

Comedy has its merits, same with Cartoon (Adult Swin, Adventure Time)


But alas, haven't had Cable in 2 years!  Why? Netflix Instastreaming saves me 45 bucks a month for the content I want.
 
2013-01-16 02:45:14 PM  
No Discovery show gives you insight on anything.

Even if they claim they'll do some "Coming up next" twelve times during said show.
 
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