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2013-01-15 08:24:56 AM
Haha, somebody probably spent a full day researching this pointless list.
 
2013-01-15 08:26:14 AM
This article reminds me of the "rigor" and "methodology" of conservapedia.

e.g. [1] I googled both atheist and fat, therefor atheists are fat.
 
2013-01-15 08:27:08 AM
10) Chuck Norris 12,300,000

I lawlz
 
2013-01-15 08:27:09 AM
"Barack Obama" = 221,000,000 hits.
 
2013-01-15 08:36:36 AM
I like to think that no matter how crappy the blog is that when it comes time to choose a pic of yourself that you might go for something other than the one when you were moving into a new apartment, hadn't showered for three days and just moved all your furniture up the seven flights of stairs.

I could be wrong though. That might just be the look they're going for.
 
2013-01-15 08:38:28 AM

Skarekrough: I like to think that no matter how crappy the blog is that when it comes time to choose a pic of yourself that you might go for something other than the one when you were moving into a new apartment, hadn't showered for three days and just moved all your furniture up the seven flights of stairs.

I could be wrong though. That might just be the look they're going for.


Always look like your target audience.
 
2013-01-15 08:41:39 AM
Awful lot of crazy and ignorant on that list... I expected nothing less from "conservatives" in this country.
 
2013-01-15 08:46:24 AM
Not most popular, most Googled.

/not the same thing.
 
2013-01-15 08:48:55 AM

Cythraul: 10) Chuck Norris 12,300,000


I was expecting OVER 9000
 
2013-01-15 09:12:30 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Putting together a list of the most Googled conservatives is more difficult than you'd think. Of course, you've also got to decide who's a conservative and who isn't. In some cases, that was a tough call, so I did what I call the "pizza test", which involved eating 5 sausage and pineapple pizzas at a single sitting! After that, I looked at the name of each conservative, in quotes, and ranked each based on how much excitement fart their name inspired. Results were ranked from "mouse-like squeak" to "fog horn". That's how the list was compiled. Now, here are the results!
 
2013-01-15 09:14:37 AM
Has this guy written a single article that wasn't a list?
 
2013-01-15 09:14:38 AM
I'm more interested in the 50 fattest dogs according to Google.
 
2013-01-15 09:23:49 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: I'm more interested in the 50 fattest dogs according to Google.


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2013-01-15 09:27:12 AM
Weeners: "Mitt Romney is not a conservative. He is a RINO."

I look forward to the day when the GOP primaries consist of 6,000 people arguing with their own reflections in front of an otherwise empty room.

// The Man in the Mirror 2018: No Message Could be Clearer
 
2013-01-15 09:28:46 AM
Top 50 times that I didn't fart in 2012, by John Hawkins:

50. That one time
1. LOL just kidding I literally never stopped farting
 
2013-01-15 09:37:32 AM
Popular, I think not. This is based off of google searches and more often than not people are looking them up do to their infamy not idolization.
 
2013-01-15 09:54:48 AM
I googled them.
I wrote down the number next to their googley name
I then evaluated each number, and despite the difficulty, I put them in order.
I blogged "I googled, I wrote, I evaluated"
I listed the list.


^^^That's some fine investigative reporting there, Lou.
It's a wonder that real news organizations haven't snapped you up yet.
 
2013-01-15 09:58:32 AM
You can also rank the 'popularity' of diseases by the same method too. Doesn't mean that they're actually something people want to deal with.
 
2013-01-15 10:25:46 AM

Invisible Dynamite Monkey: Has this guy written a single article that wasn't a list?


Yes. There's a list of them on RightWingNews.com under "17 long form articles I wrote about conservatives".
 
2013-01-15 02:20:06 PM
the 7 most popular john hawkins google searches:
18,000,000 John Hawkins
16,200,000 John Hawkins the Gay
16,200,200 FFS John Hawkins
16,200,000 the Asshat John Hawkins
15,900,000 John Hawkins the asshole
14,200,000 the Fat John Hawkins
3,190,000 the attention whoring John Hawkins


heavy research, man.
 
2013-01-15 09:00:33 PM
Jeffrey Dahmer the gay cannibal is almost as popular as that gaybashing Ann Coulter guy.

Jeffrey: 1,450,000
Ann: 1,480,000

I attribute his failure to be as popular as Ann Coulter to the many variants of spelling to which his name is subjected. No person whose name is hard to spell can be a popular Conservative*. A search for "Jefrey Dahmer" gets over 10,000 hits, as does "Geoffrey Dahmer".

*Well, maybe Viscount Monckton, who gets 302,000 hits despite looking a lot like a more comically demented version of William F. Buckley, Jr.


upload.wikimedia.org
Monckton: Marco!


farm5.static.flickr.com
Buckley, Jr.: Polo!
 
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