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(CNN)   Los Angeles coroner amends Natalie Wood's death certificate after previous theories just didn't float   (cnn.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-15 09:12:40 AM
What kind of Wood doesn't float?
 
2013-01-15 09:15:09 AM
Why didn't Natalie shower on the boat that night?
 
2013-01-15 09:23:28 AM
Doesn't Fark still have a Walken tag?
 
2013-01-15 09:24:32 AM

karnal: What kind of Wood doesn't float?


Are you saying she was a witch?
 
2013-01-15 09:31:24 AM
Wow, try saying that coroner's name 10 times fast: Dr. Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran.... Dr. Lakshaman Sathyvagisworn....Dr. Lakshmaninov Sathyvajajayswarm, Dr. Lakeshamanan Sayethyourvagisaworm...
 
2013-01-15 09:40:36 AM

karnal: Why didn't Natalie shower on the boat that night?


Haven't heard this one. Promising, but I need to hear a punchline.
 
2013-01-15 09:47:28 AM

amindtat: Wow, try saying that coroner's name 10 times fast: Dr. Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran.... Dr. Lakshaman Sathyvagisworn....Dr. Lakshmaninov Sathyvajajayswarm, Dr. Lakeshamanan Sayethyourvagisaworm...


Hell, I can't even say it once.
 
2013-01-15 09:51:58 AM
boyofd

karnal: Why didn't Natalie shower on the boat that night?

Haven't heard this one. Promising, but I need to hear a punchline.



So she could wash up on shore.
 
2013-01-15 09:58:07 AM
Bruised, and Walken and Wagner were on the boat. But Walken and Wagner are not suspects. So that leaves the boat captain?
 
2013-01-15 10:04:23 AM
ChrisDe

Bruised, and Walken and Wagner were on the boat. But Walken and Wagner are not suspects. So that leaves the boat captain?


Flying fish?
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2013-01-15 10:05:01 AM

karnal: boyofd

karnal: Why didn't Natalie shower on the boat that night?

Haven't heard this one. Promising, but I need to hear a punchline.


So she could wash up on shore.


I like it.
 
2013-01-15 10:20:59 AM

karnal: ChrisDe

Bruised, and Walken and Wagner were on the boat. But Walken and Wagner are not suspects. So that leaves the boat captain?

Flying fish?
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Maybe it was those Asian carp. Those things will jump out of the water and knock people out.
 
2013-01-15 10:47:55 AM
I got a quarter-million dollar contract... on anyone involved in this case.
 
2013-01-15 11:05:06 AM
#2 did that sh*t.
 
2013-01-15 11:17:29 AM
Of course Wagner threw her overboard, but back then, Hollywood royalty got a pass when it came to things like this.
 
2013-01-15 11:50:17 AM

StoPPeRmobile: I got a quarter-million dollar contract... on anyone involved in this case.


Cool, I'm just off to shoot David Caruso in the face with a sawn-off.
 
2013-01-15 11:51:31 AM

amindtat: Wow, try saying that coroner's name 10 times fast: Dr. Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran.... Dr. Lakshaman Sathyvagisworn....Dr. Lakshmaninov Sathyvajajayswarm, Dr. Lakeshamanan Sayethyourvagisaworm...


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"Seriously?"
 
2013-01-15 12:42:27 PM

theurge14: amindtat: Wow, try saying that coroner's name 10 times fast: Dr. Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran.... Dr. Lakshaman Sathyvagisworn....Dr. Lakshmaninov Sathyvajajayswarm, Dr. Lakeshamanan Sayethyourvagisaworm...

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"Seriously?"


Oh c'mon now, you're not even trying.... its "Sathyavagiswaran." You completely skipped the "vag." I'm pretty sure the accent is on the "vag."
 
2013-01-15 01:33:21 PM
Jimmy Hoffa did it!
 
2013-01-15 01:45:47 PM
Zasteva


Jimmy Hoffa did it!

I know where the body is buried.
 
2013-01-16 07:52:14 AM
So how come these "bruises" weren't noticed by the coroner the first time the body was inspected? Were they lying then or are they lying now?
 
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