Pants full of macaroni!!: Does this also explain why, when I go to eat at a restaurant Alone, they always try to seat me so that I have less of a view of the place?/"watch out for the creepy guy sitting by himself, he's probably a damn pre-vert or something"
Beeblebrox: When you sit across you're actually farther away. It's actually harder to have a conversation with my wife if the restaurant is even mildly loud.
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Being a host...
OtherLittleGuy: Of course you're freaking out people. Especially when guys wearing "Members Only" jackets are walking in and out.
I May Be Crazy But...: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Being a host, I'm getting a kick out of these. [etc.]And when I want the waitstaff's opinion of my relationship, I'll ask for it./Also, I'm the greasy one in the relationship, not her. So take that.
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Being a host, I'm getting a kick out of these. While there is nothing wrong with it per se, it is weird. Mainly for the reason you're almost 60 years old and you look like a couple of 12 year olds on a first date....
The Martian Manhandler: I'm only a Same-sider if the four-top has a cushioned bench on one side and chairs on the other. Why should I have to sit in an uncomfortable wooden chair when there's a perfectly cromulent seat on the other side?
Billy Bathsalt: //I think a discreet handy is guaranteed by the 29th amendment.
bikerbob59: I don't understand why people sit side-by-side at a table or booth.Sit across from each other people!!
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