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(Patch)   Man flips car into freezing creek and is found dead the next day. Comments start all condolencey, but go south when his sexual predator history is found   (plainfield.patch.com) divider line 60
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2013-01-15 10:04:54 AM
So it woulda been more sad if he were a mother of five.
Humans rank things that way!
 
2013-01-15 10:07:19 AM
One man's tragedy is another man's poetic justice.
 
2013-01-15 10:07:38 AM
Ah yes... the ongoing spectacle that is "humanity".
 
2013-01-15 10:08:07 AM
SpdrJay: So it woulda been more sad if he were a mother of five.

Not if that mother of five was also a child molester...
 
2013-01-15 10:10:27 AM
A Minnesota woman would have survived this, doncha know.
 
2013-01-15 10:11:01 AM

MmmBadEggs: SpdrJay: So it woulda been more sad if he were a mother of five.

Not if that mother of five was also a child molester...


But yes if he was also a mother molester.
 
2013-01-15 10:13:22 AM
FTC

"This guy doesn't look ashamed or remorseful in any of his SIX mug shots. I'm sure he was a real stand up guy. Anyone defending a child predator is just as sick and twisted as the predator himself. Sometimes God works in mysterious ways, sometimes his work is obvious. Hopefully his victim(s) will find solace knowing he cannot hurt anyone else ever again."

So... why didn't God do this to him before he, you know... molested a child?

You might want to re-think your position on this.
 
2013-01-15 10:14:27 AM
Wow, the database says he produced and sold child porn with a 0 year old child.

pedobeartooold.jpg
 
2013-01-15 10:14:35 AM
Yeah... Caught distributing child pornography and six mugshots in the database. Odd that people in the comments would be defending that, must be mom/dad and some of his distribution buddies.

My question would be how many flips did he do before he hit the creek?
 
2013-01-15 10:14:58 AM
Anybody hear the echos of the Anti Sex League in here?
 
2013-01-15 10:15:10 AM
Sympathy is short lived sometimes
 
2013-01-15 10:15:40 AM

killro: FTC

"This guy doesn't look ashamed or remorseful in any of his SIX mug shots. I'm sure he was a real stand up guy. Anyone defending a child predator is just as sick and twisted as the predator himself. Sometimes God works in mysterious ways, sometimes his work is obvious. Hopefully his victim(s) will find solace knowing he cannot hurt anyone else ever again."

So... why didn't God do this to him before he, you know... molested a child?

You might want to re-think your position on this.


On the plus side, he's going to have an awesome time in hell surrounded by all those babies who died before they could be baptized.
 
2013-01-15 10:21:46 AM

SkunkWerks: MmmBadEggs: SpdrJay: So it woulda been more sad if he were a mother of five.

Not if that mother of five was also a child molester...

But yes if he was also a mother molester.


May need to join father rapers here.....
www.shawnphillips.com
 
2013-01-15 10:22:39 AM

killro: Anyone defending a child predator


From what, exactly? Flipping into a creek with his car?

I'll just go stand in front of that car now. I'm sure I can stop it from flipping into that creek with my face...
 
2013-01-15 10:24:18 AM

intotheabyss81: May need to join father rapers here.....


So I wasn't the only one thinking Alice's Restaurant...
 
2013-01-15 10:30:03 AM

intotheabyss81: SkunkWerks: MmmBadEggs: SpdrJay: So it woulda been more sad if he were a mother of five.

Not if that mother of five was also a child molester...

But yes if he was also a mother molester.

May need to join father rapers here.....
[www.shawnphillips.com image 274x141]


Stayed for at least one Arlo Guthry reference... leaving thrilled there's more than one.
 
2013-01-15 10:35:56 AM
I'm not defending this guy, but I am pretty sure that all sex offenders, depending on the state, have to go and update their photo every year, or couple years. Hence why all the mugshots, but only one charge.
 
2013-01-15 10:36:39 AM
Why does anyone care? Why was this greenlit? Does everything about kiddie-diddlers have to be greenlit?
 
2013-01-15 10:36:54 AM

dryknife: A Minnesota woman would have survived this, doncha know.


He probably didn't pray enough.
 
2013-01-15 10:38:17 AM

JackieRabbit: Why does anyone care? Why was this greenlit? Does everything about kiddie-diddlers have to be greenlit?


Because kiddie-diddlers don't photograph well in a red-shift?
 
2013-01-15 10:38:18 AM
Subby was trollin the obits
 
2013-01-15 10:43:41 AM

SpdrJay: So it woulda been more sad if he were a mother of five.


FTFY

/in this instance, nothing of value was lost
 
2013-01-15 10:46:36 AM

Phoenix19851: I'm not defending this guy, but I am pretty sure that all sex offenders, depending on the state, have to go and update their photo every year, or couple years. Hence why all the mugshots, but only one charge.


Yep. An ex of mine is a convicted sex offender, and he's had multiple shots done, with only one conviction.

/he's Florida's problem now
//ugh
 
2013-01-15 10:50:02 AM
When I think "child pornography" and "0 year old victim", I can't help but think of this

pbfcomics.com
 
2013-01-15 10:52:51 AM

SkunkWerks: JackieRabbit: Why does anyone care? Why was this greenlit? Does everything about kiddie-diddlers have to be greenlit?

Because kiddie-diddlers don't photograph well in a red-shift?


charactergrades.com

Do not diddle kids
It's no good diddling kids
I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter
And no little kids
Got to be big
Younger than my wife
But older than my daughter
 
2013-01-15 10:57:36 AM
Probably took a disposable camera to be developed and it had a picture of a nekkid kid taking a bath in a sink on it. Oh the humanity..
 
2013-01-15 11:01:08 AM

JackieRabbit: Why does anyone care? Why was this greenlit? Does everything about kiddie-diddlers have to be greenlit?


I don't think it's the simple fact that he was a sex offender. It's that the story was just being reported as an accident and then somebody in the comments brought the sex offender thing in to the conversation. That's the funny weird part.
 
2013-01-15 11:01:20 AM
i1.cpcache.com

No T-Shirt for you
 
2013-01-15 11:01:51 AM

EyeForgot: Probably took a disposable camera to be developed and it had a picture of a nekkid kid taking a bath in a sink on it. Oh the humanity..


..but then there's the "REPRODUCE/SELL" portion of his offense. That doesn't scream "accidental" to me but there's only so much information on that page.
 
2013-01-15 11:06:37 AM

MadMattressMack: Wow, the database says he produced and sold child porn with a 0 year old child.

pedobeartooold.jpg


I'm willing to bet that the ages of the children in the material were unable to be aged or of multiple ages, so 0 is a placeholder.

/or he could be a babyraper
 
2013-01-15 11:06:58 AM

KellyKellyKelly: Phoenix19851: I'm not defending this guy, but I am pretty sure that all sex offenders, depending on the state, have to go and update their photo every year, or couple years. Hence why all the mugshots, but only one charge.

Yep. An ex of mine is a convicted sex offender, and he's had multiple shots done, with only one conviction.

/he's Florida's problem now
//ugh


You diddled a kiddie-diddler.
 
2013-01-15 11:09:03 AM
The Milk of Human compassion curdles awful fast.
 
2013-01-15 11:11:10 AM
Upon arriving, officers discovered the upside-down Mercedes "completely frosted over with ice formed in the creek and around the vehicle."

well he certainly does sound Weathered.


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EyeForgot: Probably took a disposable camera to be developed and it had a picture of a nekkid kid taking a bath in a sink on it. Oh the humanity..

..but then there's the "REPRODUCE/SELL" portion of his offense. That doesn't scream "accidental" to me but there's only so much information on that page.


You sometimes have to take charges with a grain of salt. Public urination can also be called Public masturbation.
 
2013-01-15 11:13:38 AM
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2013-01-15 11:14:06 AM
Isn't this literally the ending to The Lovely Bones.
 
2013-01-15 11:23:06 AM
FTA: The car was in the creek upside-down about 100 yards south of the bridge near the 163000 block of Route 30/Lincoln Highway, according to Stratton.

163000 block? thats WAY out there, like past Mars or something....
 
2013-01-15 11:32:57 AM
So do we know anything at all about what this alleged criminal history is, cause so far all I see is a single arrest for possession of child pornography. After the way Paul Rubens was railroaded with that shiat I have approximately zero trust that had anything at all to do with a) children or b) pornography.
 
2013-01-15 11:34:03 AM
From the comments
Slow down on that lynch mob guys. Possession of child pornography is the federales' preferred charge to get leverage over someone, because the evidence is easy to 'find' and there is no practical defense. If they want to lean on you, this is how they'll do it. It's the FBI/CIA version of the beat cop slipping a crack rock into your pocket during a patdown.

I guess the evidence of child porn is easy to find if you are a kiddy diddler. And you won't have a practical defense for it if you are a kiddy diddler.

But that was some high quality white knighting in that comment.
 
2013-01-15 11:42:52 AM

Flakeloaf: After the way Paul Rubens was railroaded with that shiat I have approximately zero trust that had anything at all to do with a) children or b) pornography.


You may have society's perception of child molesters as "something other than human" and therefore "deserving of any inhuman treatment you normally wouldn't mete out to your most hated enemy" for that.

It's an sure-fire smear.
 
2013-01-15 11:52:00 AM

Dirtybird971: You sometimes have to take charges with a grain of salt. Public urination can also be called Public masturbation.


I must be doing it wrong...
 
2013-01-15 11:59:59 AM
My favorite comment on that page:

"A. Whitehead, are you seriously defending a child pornographer? His conviction was for age 0. Yeah, he was a great guy, as long as you were over the age of 1."
 
2013-01-15 12:03:22 PM

chatikh: My favorite comment on that page:

"A. Whitehead, are you seriously defending a child pornographer? His conviction was for age 0. Yeah, he was a great guy, as long as you were over the age of 1."


My favorite comment on that page is pretty much anyone condemning anyone who isn't essentially celebrating a man's death because of something someone heard third-hand on some shiatty local news-site comment string as a person who is "defending a child molester".

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to vet how I really feel about that through this set of tin cans and piece of string.
 
2013-01-15 12:09:17 PM

Dirtybird971:
/snip

You sometimes have to take charges with a grain of salt. Public urination can also be called Public masturbation.


Happens to Michael J Fox more often than not . . .
 
2013-01-15 12:22:56 PM

Lord Schtupp: FTA: The car was in the creek upside-down about 100 yards south of the bridge near the 163000 block of Route 30/Lincoln Highway, according to Stratton.

163000 block? thats WAY out there, like past Mars or something....


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2013-01-15 12:49:57 PM
It is wrong for a civilized person to revel in death.
 
2013-01-15 01:02:31 PM
Oh Plainfield.

They seem to have a high concentration of kiddie diddlers.
 
2013-01-15 01:06:40 PM

911Jenny: Oh Plainfield.


What Plainfield?
 
2013-01-15 01:22:33 PM

maachubo: It is wrong for a civilized person to revel in death.


be a bit more melodramatic.

when evil dies, civilization should rejoice.

that being said, i don't know the facts with this guy.
 
2013-01-15 01:24:04 PM

killro: FTC

"This guy doesn't look ashamed or remorseful in any of his SIX mug shots. I'm sure he was a real stand up guy. Anyone defending a child predator is just as sick and twisted as the predator himself. Sometimes God works in mysterious ways, sometimes his work is obvious. Hopefully his victim(s) will find solace knowing he cannot hurt anyone else ever again."

So... why didn't God do this to him before he, you know... molested a child?

You might want to re-think your position on this.


What part of "mysterious ways" do you not understand?
 
2013-01-15 02:03:14 PM

Biness: maachubo: It is wrong for a civilized person to revel in death.

be a bit more melodramatic.

when evil dies, civilization should rejoice.

that being said, i don't know the facts with this guy.


If only there were some profession that could research these sorts of details and then report them to the public. That would be a neat thing.
 
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