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(Major League Baseball)   Roger Clemens to get more involved in the Astros organization. Clemens says he has some GREAT tips for pitchers with declining stats in their thirties, just step into his windowless office   (mlb.mlb.com) divider line 6
    More: Asinine, Roger Clemens, Astros, Minute Maid Park, First-Year Player Draft, Jeff Luhnow, Drayton McLane, Sugar Land, Jim Crane  
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2013-01-15 08:44:03 AM
Windowless office?  Is that where he ritually rapes them, or something?
 
2013-01-15 10:11:41 AM
How long until Oprah interviews Clemens?
 
2013-01-15 11:01:59 AM
I'm pretty sure the Astros don't have any pitchers in their 30s anymore. But the team is facing actual competition in the division now, so all pitchers stats will be declining.
 
2013-01-15 11:02:41 AM
Maybe he can inject a shot of encouragement in their behinds.
 
2013-01-15 11:47:58 AM

Analgesic: I'm pretty sure the Astros don't have any pitchers in their 30s anymore. But the team is facing actual competition in the division now, so all pitchers stats will be declining.


Equate Angels to Cardinals, Rangers to Reds, Athletics to Brewers and Mariners to Cubs and you're halfway there. Not a perfect comparison, but the Astros essentially just dumped the Pirates and has analogs for the rest. Meanwhile, the AL West has to add the Astros.
 
2013-01-15 08:59:42 PM
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