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(Stabley Times)   Florida governor bulldozes turnpike rest stops, has them rebuilt exactly the same, hopes no one will notice   (stableytimes.com) divider line 27
    More: Florida, Florida Governor, Rick Scott  
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2013-01-15 02:12:40 AM  
10 votes:
img.photobucket.com

/Do not care if story is true or not, just like this image
2013-01-15 12:25:16 AM  
6 votes:
It's presumable that he greenlit this pointless project because he's personally profiting from it.

It there any evidence of this?


Why has he not been inducted on federal charges?

*twitch*
2013-01-15 01:30:00 AM  
4 votes:
Florida elected Lex Luthor and now they act surprised he's a criminal?
2013-01-15 08:43:55 AM  
3 votes:
Time to drag this one out again...

i428.photobucket.com
2013-01-15 07:14:45 AM  
3 votes:

Friction8r: How cute. Idiot libs want their big government, but then when big government wastes money, it's the GOP's fault. Idiot libs.


I read this using a parrot's voice.
2013-01-15 04:02:25 AM  
3 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: Florida elected Lex Luthor and now they act surprised he's a criminal?


As a citizen of Florida and experiencing what Scott has done to this state, I find that offensive. How dare you insult Lex Luthor like that.
2013-01-15 03:25:25 AM  
3 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: Florida elected Lex Luthor and now they act surprised he's a criminal?


Next thing we know, he'll be stealing forty cakes. And that's terrible.

ic.pics.livejournal.com
2013-01-15 05:30:09 AM  
2 votes:
When you vote for Skeletor you're gonna get boned.
2013-01-15 02:01:10 AM  
2 votes:
www.globalnerdy.com
2013-01-15 12:42:19 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: It's presumable that he greenlit this pointless project because he's personally profiting from it.

It there any evidence of this?


Why has he not been inducted on federal charges?

*twitch*


To be fair, i and u are next to each other on a keyboard.

/I was going to google "florida rest stop destruction" but the autosearch wanted to continue with "florida rest stop murders"
//maybe he was destroying evidence
2013-01-15 12:28:59 AM  
2 votes:

vudutek: blog sucks, but does make some points, in a sucky way.


And the award for all time most grudging admission that an article is spot-on goes to...
2013-01-15 12:28:20 AM  
2 votes:
"He had one of the greatest campaign slogans ever, which was: 'Hey, they never indicted me.'"

- Carl Hiaasen
2013-01-15 08:59:23 AM  
1 votes:

o5iiawah: EKU Colonel: Rebuilt Rest Areas

TFA:

The bathrooms were very clean," confirmed Gina Lupton of New York, who stopped at the rest stop on her way down to Naples.
The new rest areas, which have been designated as smoke-free facilities, also offer a walking trail, where travelers are welcome to take their pets for a stroll.
There also is preferred parking for vehicles which use alternative fuel sources, like electric cars, hybrids or ones that run on vegetable oil.
Basically, they're now what rest areas should be - safe areas with plenty of parking, lots of options for snacks and spotless bathrooms.

the HORROR!!! a large state which makes the lions share of its income from tourism revenues upgraded a facility frequented by travelers.


And to be fair, Republicans spend a lot of time in public restrooms. Maybe he made significant improvements to the glory holes.
2013-01-15 07:51:37 AM  
1 votes:
I grew up in the Florida Panhandle, and all my family is still there. The Governor has one qualification: He knows how to stick it to those libs! That's it. That's his only accomplishment. If this business about the rest stops is true, it wouldn't matter if the corruption were out in the open as long as some Democrat state politician spoke up against it or the lamestream liberal media with all their liberalness writes about it. Now the glorious governor has a chance to stick it the libs.

Florida conservatives, especially in the Panhandle, are like a wine reduction sauce reduced down to the pure essence of GOP propaganda. Information most children are able to tell is bullsh*t is widely accepted as truth.

I was down there over the holidays, and the term "death panels" is still being used.
2013-01-15 07:39:14 AM  
1 votes:

Raharu: randomjsa: Translating that little tirade to basically... "He's not a liberal and that's all that actually matters to meare

Are there any posts where you are not a total partisan tool?


Let me field this one.

No.
2013-01-15 05:38:15 AM  
1 votes:
i915.photobucket.com
2013-01-15 04:32:12 AM  
1 votes:

belhade: Mugato: Got-damn Rick Scott has to be the most corrupt, inept governor FL has ever had by a long shot.

/and you still shot down the high speed rail everyone voted for too, you bald fark

He looks like a six foot penis.


Well....he's doing a damn fine job of f*cking Florida...
2013-01-15 03:49:46 AM  
1 votes:
Why are so many Farkers against stimulus and job creation?
2013-01-15 02:42:49 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: *twitch*


If you're going to be the guy who mocks another poster's spelling errors (and it appears you are), you should make sure your own comments are perfect.

It there any evidence of this?

Ooh. Twitch, indeed.
2013-01-15 02:39:16 AM  
1 votes:
And to think; he's only half as corrupt as a politician from Illinois.

/ I keed, I keed
2013-01-15 02:32:03 AM  
1 votes:

Old enough to know better: But let me guess, the old farks in FL love the corrupt bastard cuz he keeps the dirty libruls from ruining the state?


Carter:  Why would I wanna live in Florida?

Peter:  Black people's votes go right in the garbage.

Carter: All right!  We're moving to Florida.
2013-01-15 02:24:33 AM  
1 votes:
But let me guess, the old farks in FL love the corrupt bastard cuz he keeps the dirty libruls from ruining the state?
2013-01-15 01:57:13 AM  
1 votes:
Are the new rest stops more or less friendly to anonymous blow-jobs?

I have a friend who was wondering.
2013-01-15 01:53:12 AM  
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: I hate Rick Scott as much as the next guy. But do we have a better source than some random-guy's blog that doesn't seem to be citing anything?


The site is in "beta," so I assume things like evidence and citations are coming in the final release.
2013-01-15 01:44:03 AM  
1 votes:

Harry_Seldon: Has he reached Louisiana levels of corruption and ineptitude?


upload.wikimedia.org
"Hey-ooo"
2013-01-15 12:30:36 AM  
1 votes:

Hey blogger!


www.city-data.com
2013-01-15 12:04:02 AM  
1 votes:
Got-damn Rick Scott has to be the most corrupt, inept governor FL has ever had by a long shot.

/and you still shot down the high speed rail everyone voted for too, you bald fark
 
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