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(Daily Mail)   Attention sick people: Stop blowing your nose, it's not helping anyone, including you   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 16
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2013-01-15 02:39:05 AM
4 votes:

quickdraw: Fine Ill just let the snot dribble all over everything leaving a snail trail of germs everywhere I go.

/ick


Heh. I was visiting a friend the other night and her cat started a sneezing fit. By the time it was done it had a string of snot like 4 inches long dangling out of its nostril. It just ate it.
2013-01-15 12:18:10 AM
4 votes:
Attention people who poop: Stop wiping your asses, just leave it there, it's all good..

No. OKAY? I'm not just going to just let the snot run down my f*cking face like I don't notice a thing.
2013-01-15 06:58:02 AM
2 votes:
You can have my snot rockets when you peel them from the cold, dead sidewalk.
2013-01-15 06:38:19 AM
2 votes:

Lady Indica: Neti pot.

Just boil the damn water first.


Pour boiling water into my nose? What is this? Some kind of Spanish Inquisition cold remedy?
2013-01-15 08:25:31 AM
1 votes:
In China, it is impolite to blow your nose in public.

So, walking the streets all you hear are people sniffing up anything that might be running out of their nose.
I remember getting looks when I pulled out a tissue.
2013-01-15 08:02:16 AM
1 votes:

Lady Indica: Neti pot.

Just boil the damn water first.


Ugh, Neti Pots. I always feel like I'm trying to waterboard myself.


And fark nasal sprays, they always send me into sneezing fits. Warm showers do much better for my congestion even if it is possibly a placebo effect. I'll go with what works thank you very much. That and, you know, sudafed. The REAL sudafed, not that phenylphedrine bullshiat. Even if I do have to go to the freakin' counter and demand through a stuffed nose "As much as you are legally allowed to sell me right now, here's my state ID."

SkunkWerks: Attention Daily Fail: you wouldn't know science if it committed assisted suicide in Belgium. Kindly piss off.


Also, THIS.
2013-01-15 07:26:03 AM
1 votes:

steve_wmn: I got the same advice from an Ear Nose & Throat specialist MD 20 years ago. Blowing lightly for a runny nose or to clear a bit of snot is OK. Blasting a snot rocket like you're trying to hit someone across the room - not OK.


You'd think an ear, nose, and throat specialist would know more about ears, noses and throats. For instance, not all of them are as straight as Ted Haggard on the pulpit and coated with Teflon.

Some of them look more like this:

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A "light blow" isn't going to accomplish much, genius.
2013-01-15 07:23:44 AM
1 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Lady Indica: Neti pot.

Just boil the damn water first.

Pour boiling water into my nose? What is this? Some kind of Spanish Inquisition cold remedy?


Didn't expect that, did you?
2013-01-15 07:23:36 AM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
doing it right!
2013-01-15 07:12:21 AM
1 votes:
Just getting over a cold here, so I'm getting a roiling snot bubble...
2013-01-15 06:49:12 AM
1 votes:
Well gosh, Daily Fail, I supposed I really didn't need all that oxygen today. After all, you seem to do fairly well with diminished O2 levels to the brain.
2013-01-15 06:35:22 AM
1 votes:
Dis id duh toopidiss ding I ebbah hurd. Sneeeoooooorrrrrrkh.
2013-01-15 06:05:56 AM
1 votes:
Attention Daily Fail: you wouldn't know science if it committed assisted suicide in Belgium. Kindly piss off.
2013-01-15 12:34:28 AM
1 votes:
You don't blow your nose so that you get less sick, you blow it so that you can farking BREATHE.
2013-01-15 12:28:01 AM
1 votes:
I eat all my boogers, so this isn't a concern for me.
2013-01-15 12:01:42 AM
1 votes:
Beconase Aqueous Nasal Spray

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I'd heard it was good for bloody noses but I had no idea it could help with congestion.


Vicks Sinex Decongestant Capsules

i.dailymail.co.uk

How am I supposed to swallow that whole bottle?
 
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