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(Des Moines Register)   Miss Iowa on Medical Marijuana: "I do not think it should be used for anything but recreational use in health care"   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) divider line 103
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2013-01-14 11:09:43 PM
"What I MEANT was it should ONLY be used for bartering and toxicology reports."

There, that's better.
 
2013-01-14 11:42:43 PM
So all you fakers who use it for chronic nausea and lack of appetite need to cut it out.
 
2013-01-14 11:44:29 PM
Heh. I kinda like that response.
 
2013-01-14 11:49:03 PM
She's right.
 
2013-01-14 11:54:20 PM

ultraholland: She's right.

 
2013-01-15 12:02:15 AM
"...recreational use in health care"

Your surgeon wants a bag of Doritos.
 
2013-01-15 12:04:16 AM
Like, such as and.
 
2013-01-15 12:13:27 AM
I can work with that.
 
2013-01-15 12:28:01 AM
Manufactured outrage: She misspoke. Nothing more to see here, folks.
 
2013-01-15 12:35:35 AM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-01-15 12:38:55 AM
I heartily concur.
 
2013-01-15 12:47:19 AM
i.imgur.com

I think I know what hospital she went to.  She probably did sports.
 
2013-01-15 01:43:31 AM

vygramul: ultraholland: She's right.

 
2013-01-15 02:02:42 AM
she's obviously been to California where you can get a medical marijuana card for any reason.
 
2013-01-15 02:18:09 AM
FTFABurlington native Mariah Cary, 21

I find it hard to believe that name is a coincidence...and, I find it deeply depressing because I think the name will be a handicap for the girl later in life (see Freakonomics, Chapter 6) unless she takes a job in the erotic arts.
 
2013-01-15 03:33:41 AM
Did they take the beauty portion out of the beauty contest? I can forgive Miss Iowa for flubbing her answer, but why did Iowans pick such a comely girl to represent them?
 
2013-01-15 03:37:53 AM
I don't think US Americans should use marijuana as anything other than a vaccine against gay marriage.

/Did I get all my beauty pageant "fails" or am I missing any?
 
2013-01-15 03:41:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Did they take the beauty portion out of the beauty contest? I can forgive Miss Iowa for flubbing her answer, but why did Iowans pick such a comely girl to represent them?


1] It's a scholarship competition and 2] only represents the opinions of the Iowans who were judges. This is not rocket science.
 
2013-01-15 03:43:39 AM

Wayne 985: I don't think US Americans should use marijuana as anything other than a vaccine against gay marriage.

/Did I get all my beauty pageant "fails" or am I missing any?


"If there were more guns we could vaccinate the gays with lead and save marriage."
 
2013-01-15 03:44:34 AM
Clearly its Iowa's laws regarding same sex marriage that are at fault here.
 
2013-01-15 03:48:29 AM
For The Win!

it deserved the full spelling
 
2013-01-15 03:49:45 AM
Given her age, it's totally possible that her parents named her after that other Mariah Car(e)y. Who wants to be Brand-X?
 
2013-01-15 03:49:59 AM
Dr, Love needs to check your funbagial region.
 
2013-01-15 03:51:58 AM
But is she hot?  Because that is all that matters.
 
2013-01-15 03:53:08 AM
Can we start banning reporting on what people tweet? It's so goddamn lazy and irrelevant.
 
2013-01-15 03:56:56 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Did they take the beauty portion out of the beauty contest? I can forgive Miss Iowa for flubbing her answer, but why did Iowans pick such a comely girl to represent them?


www.agileproductdesign.com
 
2013-01-15 03:57:54 AM

ultraholland: She's right.


i.ytimg.com

She's absolutely right.
 
2013-01-15 03:57:55 AM

fusillade762: Like, such as and.


I give her a pass... This is an easy flub, not indicative of clueless... The Iraq speech that you quoted here was a TRUE example of what being a moron is all about
 
2013-01-15 03:58:35 AM
My god.  It's almost as if beauty pageant contestants are vapid, narcissistic morons...

/also, those are some shaaarrrrp farking knees.
 
2013-01-15 03:58:54 AM
I agree. Only doctors and nurses should be allowed to use it, during those 30 minutes of each day they're not on duty.
 
2013-01-15 04:00:12 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Did they take the beauty portion out of the beauty contest? I can forgive Miss Iowa for flubbing her answer, but why did Iowans pick such a comely girl to represent them?


come·ly
/ˈkəmlē/
Adjective
(typically of a woman) Pleasant to look at; attractive.
Agreeable; suitable.

Quit putting the LSD on your Frosted Flakes, it's not helping... ;-)
 
2013-01-15 04:13:26 AM

Gordon Bennett: AverageAmericanGuy: Did they take the beauty portion out of the beauty contest? I can forgive Miss Iowa for flubbing her answer, but why did Iowans pick such a comely girl to represent them?

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Well, C and H are only about 3 letters aways from each other.
 
2013-01-15 04:14:21 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Did they take the beauty portion out of the beauty contest? I can forgive Miss Iowa for flubbing her answer, but why did Iowans pick such a comely girl to represent them?


Did you mean homely? Comely means attractive.
 
2013-01-15 04:14:59 AM
Woops, I was a bit late in pointing that out.
 
2013-01-15 04:15:46 AM
They don't make it to the stage to show off their brains.
 
2013-01-15 04:18:37 AM
"Of course we did!" tweeted Sandy Bowles, @SQBthatsme. "You continued the streak of great Miss Iowas! Congrats to you, you are a class act!"

Great Miss Iowas includes those who do not know rather common words, including those associated with answers being given. However, I do have to say as far as dumb responses, this rests entirely on her not knowing one term, and she still puts forth an obvious opinion which is controversial to some about medical usage of cannabis. This was a blip to make herself seem smarter, but I imagine she had an opinion previously if ill informed, which is a nice change from on the spot responses which are nonsensical.
 
2013-01-15 04:19:43 AM
How is she not pregnant?
 
2013-01-15 04:20:08 AM
She was lying.
 
2013-01-15 04:20:25 AM
I can think of two reasons we should care.
 
2013-01-15 04:21:21 AM
hey someone had to justify the pageant's continuing existence
 
2013-01-15 04:22:24 AM

boobsrgood: I can think of two reasons we should care.


cancer & glaucoma?
 
2013-01-15 04:25:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Did they take the beauty portion out of the beauty contest? I can forgive Miss Iowa for flubbing her answer, but why did Iowans pick such a comely girl to represent them?


Did you mean homely? Comely means beautiful.
 
2013-01-15 04:25:13 AM
 
2013-01-15 04:27:17 AM

moothemagiccow: boobsrgood: I can think of two reasons we should care.

cancer & glaucoma?


It should be legal as it is a mild drug, but I still think it's funny that users think they are fooling people with the cancer and glaucoma reason. It's like alcoholics saying they need booze to their hearts.
 
2013-01-15 04:27:47 AM

ThunderPelvis: My god.  It's almost as if beauty pageant contestants are vapid, narcissistic morons...

/also, those are some shaaarrrrp farking knees.


You sound gay...and by gay I mean rejecting anyone that has a vagina on Fark makes you too picky and gay.
 
2013-01-15 04:30:10 AM
Maybe she smoked before the pageant and just got a bit confused.....it's not an intelligence pageant.
 
2013-01-15 04:30:21 AM

violentsalvation: Heh. I kinda like that response.


If I can translate I think in more measured words what she meant to say if you've got cancer smoke up.

Protip: Cancer is boring. Really really really boring. Pot can help.
 
2013-01-15 04:31:40 AM
and people wonder why I want to move the hell out of Iowa
 
2013-01-15 04:31:44 AM
Chick sounds like she been tokin' da ganj.
 
2013-01-15 04:38:03 AM
Did she really say that?

[checks article]

Why yes she really did.
 
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