You forgot the pensioners.

texdent: What is that in American English?

about 40 rods to the hogshead

How much is that in global warming?

texdent: What is that in American English?

December

Di Atribe: texdent: What is that in American English?

Pip pip cheerio, no bother!

let me get my Hungarian phrasebook...

From central New Mexico going North, man schools are opening late tomorrow, if at all. Roads are treacherous, but it's not enough to close I-40. Yet.
My wife said When she was coming home, from my sons' scout meeting, the traction control was giving her hell due to snow/ice/ slippery road conditions. Truth be told, if it fights with me, I just turn it off.

texdent: What is that in American English?

Still four to six inches.

Aeroport? Isn't that a French word rather than English?

Fark Rye For Many Whores: You forgot the pensioners.

not to mention the scalliwags, yobs and ruffians.

Fark Rye For Many Whores: You forgot the pensioners.

Not to mention the wankers.

I got most of that. You lost me with the weird ones: "aeroports", "Olde", "snouw" and "inches"

You know who likes to get 4 to 6 inches? Subby's mom. Especially when II shove my bonnet into her boot.

zzrhardy: Aeroport? Isn't that a French word rather than English?

Yes, we have aeroplanes, but airports.

And where does all this "pip pip" bollocks come from? Some upper class twit types may say "toodle pip" occasionally but never "pip pip".

That is all, cheerio.

sandbar67: Fark Rye For Many Whores: You forgot the pensioners.

not to mention the scalliwags, yobs and ruffians.

And the chavs and Methodists.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: sandbar67: Fark Rye For Many Whores: You forgot the pensioners.

not to mention the scalliwags, yobs and ruffians.

And the chavs and Methodists.

Don't forget the Scousers.

As a CO farker I get a kick out of hearing people freak out over anything less than 3 feet of snow

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: sandbar67: Fark Rye For Many Whores: You forgot the pensioners.

not to mention the scalliwags, yobs and ruffians.

And the chavs and Methodists.

And the bakers.

OMG, they've. learned to imitoot our language exarctly!

Oh no! What will boffins be doing about this?

*motourists

you are a puppet: *motourists

*motaro wins

Deman: As a CO farker I get a kick out of hearing people freak out over anything less than 3 feet of snow

As a Mexican farker I am not amused at the thought of having to endure temperatures that can freeze water.

/Unless the salary is good, and has decent perks

fusillade762: Be sure to keep a bag of sand in your boot.

On the spare tyre?

Kraftwerk Orange: texdent: What is that in American English?

Still four to six inches.

Except if you look at the pictures, it's 2" tops. I'm not denying perhaps somewhere in the UK they had that much, but you'd think they'd get some good submissions of the evidence. That's the dirtiest snowman I've seen since I was six years old and the neighbor boys... nevermind.

ALLO GUVNAH!

/just wanted to feel included

'ello 'ello, wots all this then, sonny jim?

Nearly the whole country? How much is that in Rhode Islands?

Are things going all pear shaped?

Good morning, I'm from jolly old England, and if there's one thing 40 years on this tiny island has told me, it's never believe any of the taradiddle they print in that rag. It snowed, for sure, but we ain't crippled, mate

Chaous across Oulde England as 4 to 6 inches of snouw paralyse moutourists, lourry drivers, punters, and travellers at aeroupourts

You forgot some U's there Subs

OK I'm going to the UK next month for vacation and I plan to go all over the place. This weather is wholly unacceptable please tell the Queen to make it stop and not return until I come back to the USA.

Stantz: Good morning, I'm from jolly old England, and if there's one thing 40 years on this tiny island has told me, it's never believe any of the taradiddle they print in that rag. It snowed, for sure, but we ain't crippled, mate

Good to hear! Because if history is anything to go by, you guys have dealt with much worse. I was quite confused. Shame on me for believing the Daily Fail!

/cheers!

cuzsis: Stantz: Good morning, I'm from jolly old England, and if there's one thing 40 years on this tiny island has told me, it's never believe any of the taradiddle they print in that rag. It snowed, for sure, but we ain't crippled, mate

Good to hear! Because if history is anything to go by, you guys have dealt with much worse. I was quite confused. Shame on me for believing the Daily Fail!

/cheers!

If I may add, if there is one thing in my 40 years on this tiny island has taught me is that you could have a fine dusting of snow here and the public sector will crash. Schools will close, trains will be cancelled and roads will be gridlocked. When we get the real stuff the country pretty much shuts down. We're the laughing stock of the northern hemisphere!

It snowed in Tokyo yesterday, so me and my kid and another family went out to play in the snow. There's a brand new condo that went up right across the street from me, and no one's moved in yet, so the parking lot was a pure white winter wonderland. I played there with my kid, making snowmen and throwing snowballs. The other family came out about half an hour later and we started building bigger snowmen.

At some point, the security guards changed. The earlier guard just told us to be careful and let us do our thing, seeing as no one was going to be coming in for a visit to the management office with the roads completely blocked by snow. The new guard was a hardass and told us all to get lost.

So we abandoned the snowmen we were building right where they were. That left a series of 3-4 foot blocks of snow piled right in front of parking lot. They were still there this morning when I walked by, so I imagine they are now solidified into a pile of ice a yard high. Have fun moving that, you hard-ass dickwads.

What about them hooligans?

I hope the dustbins are ok!

punkwrestler: OK I'm going to the UK next month for vacation and I plan to go all over the place. This weather is wholly unacceptable please tell the Queen to make it stop and not return until I come back to the USA.

Doing a tour?

Boffins Baffled By Barmy British Brass?