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(Miami Herald)   Who in the hell would try pairing financially needy college students with sugar daddies in need of "companionship" ?   ( ) divider line 22
    More: Florida, college rankings, tuition, University of South Florida, students  
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12849 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2013 at 4:19 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-15 04:31:43 AM  
4 votes:
What needy girl might look like.
2013-01-15 04:28:31 AM  
4 votes:
I think it's important that young people learn to think of themselves as a commodity before joining the workforce.
2013-01-15 04:47:03 AM  
3 votes:

p4p3rm4t3: [ image 240x197]
What needy girl might look like.

back! back to reddit with you!
2013-01-14 09:31:47 PM  
3 votes:

simsite9: There is no "University of Ohio."

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These farkin' people...

Idaho U seems more likely.
I daho?
U daho.
2013-01-14 08:23:17 PM  
3 votes:
2013-01-15 07:49:33 AM  
2 votes:

Southern100: Meet a woman in a bar, buy her dinner & drink and wind up "back at your place" = Legal. (Lose morals, but legal).
Meet a woman in a bar, give her the money you WOULD have spent on dinner & a drink and wind up "back at your place" = Illegal.

What's the difference? In scenario one, the bar/restaurant gets the money. In the other, the woman gets the money.

Scenario 1 is helping the economy, while scenario 2 may result in her just saving the money, which hurts the economy!

We should legalize prostitution, but require all payment to be in the form of gift cards to various local stores!
2013-01-15 06:53:21 AM  
2 votes:

It carries the Velvet Jones seal of approval.
2013-01-15 06:47:07 AM  
2 votes:

Generation_D: America needs to invest in its young people with as much or money as it invests in the military. Education should be free or affordable.

why do you hate freedom, socialist.
2013-01-15 04:32:51 AM  
2 votes:
"We are very, very strict about escorts," she says. "If language on someone's profile is talking about selling their body, they're kicked off immediately. That's not what our site is really about."

Seems legit.
2013-01-15 04:29:20 AM  
2 votes:
We've already established what you are, lady. Now we're just negotiating price.
2013-01-15 02:36:26 AM  
2 votes:
Be it from your student loan provider or the creepy guy down the block, one way or another there's dong a-comin' your way.
2013-01-14 11:57:02 PM  
2 votes:
Blessed are the job providers.
2013-01-14 10:05:34 PM  
2 votes:
The Republican Party?
2013-01-14 08:24:55 PM  
2 votes:
They don't need companionship. They usually arrive in bulk packs.
2013-01-15 01:29:41 PM  
1 vote:
Can a sugar daddy get a refund for bad grades or failing out of school?
2013-01-15 08:59:46 AM  
1 vote:

aevorea: Maybe the reporter wrote the list after attending an OU party?

2013-01-15 08:18:12 AM  
1 vote:

TenJed_77: Point02GPA: I've got over $112 dollars in my savings account...what can "Daddy" Point02GPA get for his money?
In Paris probably about 30 minutes of oral.

Is Paris in the SEC?
2013-01-15 04:43:54 AM  
1 vote:
Gator's biatches better be wearin' jimmies!!!
2013-01-15 04:37:09 AM  
1 vote:

AbbeySomeone: A savvy entrepeneur  with an obvious supply and demand? Some of these girls would do this on their own, this man may be making safer and more suitable arrangements.

Many pimps rationalize their job in just that way.

But who am I to judge, I'm taking the bar next month.
2013-01-15 12:20:05 AM  
1 vote:

Mentat: The Republican Party?

Nah....The enrollees are co-eds.
2013-01-14 11:33:55 PM  
1 vote:
If I was rich enough and unattached, I'd like a 20-something to bang.  Unfortunately, I'm not rich or unattached so that ain't happening.  I guess I'll just have to stick with my 40-something year-old girlfriend.
2013-01-14 08:24:21 PM  
1 vote:
The site has been criticized for being a possible venue for prostitution.
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