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(Miami Herald)   Who in the hell would try pairing financially needy college students with sugar daddies in need of "companionship" ?   (miamiherald.com) divider line 115
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2013-01-15 06:53:21 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

It carries the Velvet Jones seal of approval.
 
2013-01-15 06:54:58 AM
Now THIS is how the rich become job creators.
 
2013-01-15 07:06:18 AM

AbbeySomeone: A savvy entrepeneur  with an obvious supply and demand? Some of these girls would do this on their own, this man may be making safer and more suitable arrangements.


That's what I was thinking. The women who do this were probably going to do it anyway, this guy is just making money off of it and maybe making it safer/easier. F*ck it, good for them
 
2013-01-15 07:07:33 AM
I'd be willing to bet that a young girl who would agree to an "arrangement" for money would likely have several "arrangements" going on. Due to age and the fact that these "members" are working on their own, they likely do not have professional standards and practices. Taken together, I'd consider that the "arrangement" would also result in the guy bringing home a little present for the wife as well.

I might consider it, but if your wife gets a surprise result during an annual exam, it's all farked up. Not my kind of risk.
 
2013-01-15 07:11:16 AM
I'd rather shoot myself than be a whore for some wrinkled up old lech so I can go to college. I have many flaws, but I've never mooched off of a man. (Actually a few of them mooched off of me.)

/yes, I'm poor
// but at least I'm not a whore
 
2013-01-15 07:15:18 AM
I remember reading somewhere that FSU have it's own strain of herpes.

It was either in 'The Lancet' or the men's room wall at the hog's breath saloon in Key West.

/I always get those two confused
 
2013-01-15 07:15:22 AM

Generation_D: mbillips: This is what a government small enough to drown in a bathtub looks like. In civilized countries, college is basically cheap/free for those with good grades, and disgusting old moneybags creepers have to fark lower-quality prostitutes.

This.  College for the Baby Boomers was free or very low priced, like $100 - $500 a semester.  For people my age, it was still in the $2000 - $8000 a year range.

Now, you know what it costs, $20,000 - $50,000 a year.  Only the wealthy from overseas, or our own wealthy, can afford this.

We're on a 40 year track to pull the rug out from under our young people.  I hold the Boomer generation responsible the most, they're the ones that typically were gimme gimme for themselves them eff u to everyone else.

America needs to invest in its  young people with as much or money as it invests in the military.  Education should be free or affordable.

The economic need for "Seeking Arrangement" should not exist in a free society, and we're more or less doomed if we keep encouraging this kind of "rich people need only apply" to higher ed.


Isn't that sort of the point of rising tuition costs? It's much easier to keep the peasant classes in line if you don't allow them access to education- if they're educated, they might start thinking for themselves, and if they do that, they may realize how shiatty a situation they're in, and exactly who'se responsible for that.

Which is why there's constant push to inject religion into schools- replace learning and understanding with acceptance and faith, and people are much easier to control.
 
2013-01-15 07:18:50 AM
Exampleof finantially needy college student:

www.victorialabalme.com

Who wants to be the sugar daddy?
 
2013-01-15 07:19:02 AM
I *knew* I should've never left Florida. Think of all the young guys needing my "help."
 
2013-01-15 07:20:16 AM
FTFA: 12. Penn State

PFFFFFFFFFCHCHCHCHCHCHCHFFFFFFCHCHCHCHCH....
 
2013-01-15 07:21:48 AM
12. Penn State

12. Penn State

12. Penn State


This is absolutely hilarious.
 
2013-01-15 07:24:13 AM

penthesilea: FTFA:In a news release, the site's founder and CEO Brandon Wade said "the growth of southern female co-eds seeking the Sugar Lifestyle is a move in the right direction to bring back Southern charm."


Southern charm is not about whoring yourself out to a rich man to pay your way through college. My grandmother had Southern charm; she was gracious, kind, polite, a good listener and capable of holding up her end of a conversation. I somehow doubt that website helps women learn those skills; all it's doing is matching up guys who are willing to give pretty young girls money if they will hang out with and fark them.
 
2013-01-15 07:25:01 AM
A genius?
 
2013-01-15 07:30:43 AM
Hey, Subby--you answered your own question with the tag!
 
2013-01-15 07:49:33 AM

Southern100: Meet a woman in a bar, buy her dinner & drink and wind up "back at your place" = Legal. (Lose morals, but legal).
Meet a woman in a bar, give her the money you WOULD have spent on dinner & a drink and wind up "back at your place" = Illegal.

What's the difference? In scenario one, the bar/restaurant gets the money. In the other, the woman gets the money.


Scenario 1 is helping the economy, while scenario 2 may result in her just saving the money, which hurts the economy!

We should legalize prostitution, but require all payment to be in the form of gift cards to various local stores!
 
2013-01-15 07:51:46 AM

Gyrfalcon: AbbeySomeone: A savvy entrepeneur  with an obvious supply and demand? Some of these girls would do this on their own, this man may be making safer and more suitable arrangements.

Many pimps rationalize their job in just that way.

But who am I to judge, I'm taking the bar next month.


Do you honestly believe that maked you an authority on the subject, all jokes about lawyers being whores aside?
 
2013-01-15 07:58:43 AM
Came for this / supplied it myself...
www.aaanything.net
 
2013-01-15 08:08:42 AM

mbillips: bathtub looks like. In civilized countries, college is basically cheap/free for those with good grades, and disgusting old moneybags creepers have to fark lower-quality prostitutes.


It is basically free here in France, but the girlies apparently like nice things, and living in and around Paris is farking expensive. So, "disgusting old moneybag creepers" are still farking nice college age cuties.
 
2013-01-15 08:09:40 AM
There are lots of "financially needy" girls in the Philippines too.
 
2013-01-15 08:12:18 AM
I've got over $112 dollars in my savings account...what can "Daddy" Point02GPA get for his money?
 
2013-01-15 08:14:11 AM

Point02GPA: I've got over $112 dollars in my savings account...what can "Daddy" Point02GPA get for his money?

In Paris probably about 30 minutes of oral.
 
2013-01-15 08:14:28 AM

Krieghund: Adults giving adults money to do adult things.

Why does anyone else care?


They run the risk of potentially having too much fun and enjoying themselves.

Our Puritan roots and modern religious teachings forbid that. At best you are allowed moderate pleasure from any single activity but are not allowed to engage in more than one activity at a time as it may potentially breach that threshold.
 
2013-01-15 08:15:38 AM
When asked what he meant by that, Gwynn said she believes being involved with a "sugar daddy" is a way that "people are cultivating these girls to become more successful later in life."

That's right boys and girls. You read it here first. If you want to be successful you have to be a whore. Especially helpful if you want to get into government.
 
2013-01-15 08:16:33 AM
This is an old fad. Was linked on Fark awhile ago.
 
2013-01-15 08:18:12 AM

TenJed_77: Point02GPA: I've got over $112 dollars in my savings account...what can "Daddy" Point02GPA get for his money?
In Paris probably about 30 minutes of oral.


Is Paris in the SEC?
 
2013-01-15 08:24:16 AM
Q: What's the difference between a gold-digger and a prostitute?

A: One works salary, the other commission.
 
2013-01-15 08:25:00 AM

AbbeySomeone: simsite9: There is no "University of Ohio."

[www.collegeflagsandbanners.com image 300x197]

These farkin' people...

Idaho U seems more likely.
I daho?
U daho.


No,
U Idaho.
/No, really.
 
2013-01-15 08:27:09 AM
Thats Florida as shiat.

Southern100: It does kinda sound hypocritical.

Meet a woman in a bar, buy her dinner & drink and wind up "back at your place" = Legal. (Lose morals, but legal).
Meet a woman in a bar, give her the money you WOULD have spent on dinner & a drink and wind up "back at your place" = Illegal.


Dude, do you watch The Boondocks? Cause you just described a ho'.

/ You can tell if shes a ho' if she can run realreal fast in realreal high heels.
 
2013-01-15 08:27:57 AM

Jorn the Younger: College for the Baby Boomers was free or very low priced, like $100 - $500 a semester.  For people my age, it was still in the $2000 - $8000 a year range.

Now, you know what it costs, $20,000 - $50,000 a year.  Only the wealthy from overseas, or our own wealthy, can afford this.



The people who run this country found out what happens when the masses are educated. If you want cheap labor, you need cheap minds
 
2013-01-15 08:28:27 AM

JadedRaverLA: penthesilea: FTFA:In a news release, the site's founder and CEO Brandon Wade said "the growth of southern female co-eds seeking the Sugar Lifestyle is a move in the right direction to bring back Southern charm."


Females only, eh?  Don't want to help young men become "gentlemen" in your back-to-southern-charm fantasy?

The site offers its services to young women and men, as well as "sugar daddies" and "sugar mommies" - though they do warn you that "daddies" outnumber "mommies" by about 100-1. So, young men probably aren't going to get very far seeking out women only.

So, yeah, totally not prostitution. WAY different... somehow.


It's only prostitution when there's an express quid pro quo. When there's not, it's called "dating."
 
2013-01-15 08:29:29 AM
static.businessinsider.com

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2013-01-15 08:43:40 AM
Would not a whore by any other name still stroke the meat?
 
2013-01-15 08:45:04 AM
im totally joining to look for a rich milf in miami. i've kept my college email from b-school 07 ;D ha!
 
2013-01-15 08:46:41 AM
In a news release, the site's founder and CEO Brandon Wade said "the growth of southern female co-eds seeking the Sugar Lifestyle is a move in the right direction to bring back Southern charm."

Since when has white slavery been charming?
Another example of the rich feeding off the poor.

That degree better be worth every bump and grind honey.
 
2013-01-15 08:49:23 AM
So she can fark polo-shirted bros on Friday and Saturday nights for free, and some wrinkly old man on Tuesdays for tuition money.

Everybody wins.
 
2013-01-15 08:51:01 AM
I'll just continue to sell my soul to banks for student loans plus interest, thankyouverymuch.

At least when they fark me, I get a nice statement in the mail and some fridge magnets.
 
2013-01-15 08:58:44 AM

Aar1012: simsite9: There is no "University of Ohio."

[www.collegeflagsandbanners.com image 300x197]

These farkin' people...

I don't know which is worse:

1. They got the name of my alma mater wrong
2. That the Board of Trustees and the President has screwed up my school and raised tuition so much that students need to use something like this


Maybe the reporter wrote the list after attending an OU party?
 
2013-01-15 08:59:46 AM

aevorea: Maybe the reporter wrote the list after attending an OU party?


Fixed.
 
2013-01-15 09:01:09 AM

Generation_D: mbillips: This is what a government small enough to drown in a bathtub looks like. In civilized countries, college is basically cheap/free for those with good grades, and disgusting old moneybags creepers have to fark lower-quality prostitutes.

This.  College for the Baby Boomers was free or very low priced, like $100 - $500 a semester.  For people my age, it was still in the $2000 - $8000 a year range.

Now, you know what it costs, $20,000 - $50,000 a year.  Only the wealthy from overseas, or our own wealthy, can afford this.

We're on a 40 year track to pull the rug out from under our young people.  I hold the Boomer generation responsible the most, they're the ones that typically were gimme gimme for themselves them eff u to everyone else.

America needs to invest in its  young people with as much or money as it invests in the military.  Education should be free or affordable.

The economic need for "Seeking Arrangement" should not exist in a free society, and we're more or less doomed if we keep encouraging this kind of "rich people need only apply" to higher ed.


I agree with you but its too late. I can only see our system becoming self destructive and after it is gone we will then realize our stupidity.

The cracks were there 5 years ago, they are just easier to see now.


/that's right! Keep on putting band-aids on the problem!
 
2013-01-15 09:09:58 AM
I've heard the sometimes it's the guys getting screwed. Not all of the girls wanting to be sugar babies are dumb. Some of them know exactly what the sugar daddies are expecting for their money but they are intelligent and charming enough to string them along for quite a while without giving up the goods. Sure, they have to spend time with the guys, probably cuddle and kiss them, but that's about it. And then when the guy finally gets tired of that and realizes he's not going to get into her pants, she moves on to the next one.

I read a story written by one of these girls. It was fascinating but also pretty sad really. She was happy to manipulate the guys to slowly draw money of them month by month and they were too smitten by her to realize they were getting played.

In a way it's like buying a from a service provider without a contract specifying the services to be performed. So the service provider does the bare minimum in order to still get their money.

I actually don't have any objections to consenting adults engaging in this type of activity. Just that I think the guys sometimes don't realize that they could get played.
 
2013-01-15 09:11:53 AM
Anyway, why the Florida tag when the top school is NYU? Which by the way I understand. Rent, drugs and dinners are expensive here in NYC. Better to get someone else to pay for them.

miss diminutive: At least when they fark me, I get a nice statement in the mail and some fridge magnets.


Fridge magnets! I never thought of that.
 
2013-01-15 09:17:17 AM
Sounds like fun, but I'm guessing my wife wouldn't be too pleased if I drained the savings account to pay some girl's tuition in exchange for sex companionship.
 
2013-01-15 09:23:06 AM
There will always be people willing to "date" for money. There will always be people with the means to pay for said "dating". What pains me is that the schools are actively participating to help these two groups meet up, and somehow justifying this under "bringing back Southern Charm" or kidding themselves into thinking that this will somehow "cultivate these girls to become more successful in life".

Sorry chickies, whoring yourself out as an 18-22 year old will NOT make you more successful in life. Getting an education will, if you make use of it, but if the lesson you learn is "I can make more on my back than on my own" then just hang out downtown on Saturday night to find "dates" and stop taking up a valuable space in college/university.

/"Southern Charm"....really?!? I don't think that means what you think it means
 
2013-01-15 09:25:58 AM

miss diminutive: I'll just continue to sell my soul to banks for student loans plus interest, thankyouverymuch.

At least when they fark me, I get a nice statement in the mail and some fridge magnets.


YOU WHORE !!!11!!

You will burn in Hell for that.

/but really that made me larf
 
2013-01-15 09:29:42 AM
As a relatively wealthy person, I think it's my duty to help young nubile co-eds get their education in psychology or education.
I'm generous like that. (EIP if you'd like to submit an application for my "services", ladies!)
 
2013-01-15 09:33:02 AM
I had a better headline.
 
2013-01-15 09:49:18 AM
I really don't get how this makes anyone a whore/prostitute. I've never dated any woman who didn't need financial support in one way or another, whether it was to pay for dinner, help with the electric bill or to fix her car when she doesn't have the money to pay a mechanic. If this makes you a whore then I guess all women fall into that category at least once in their life.
 
2013-01-15 09:57:33 AM

ReapTheChaos: I really don't get how this makes anyone a whore/prostitute. I've never dated any woman who didn't need financial support in one way or another, whether it was to pay for dinner, help with the electric bill or to fix her car when she doesn't have the money to pay a mechanic. If this makes you a whore then I guess all women fall into that category at least once in their life.


So.... YOU are saying that all women are whores?????


/good luck with that :)
 
2013-01-15 11:49:28 AM

penthesilea: FTFA:In a news release, the site's founder and CEO Brandon Wade said "the growth of southern female co-eds seeking the Sugar Lifestyle is a move in the right direction to bring back Southern charm."


Females only, eh?  Don't want to help young men become "gentlemen" in your back-to-southern-charm fantasy?


Ironically, there probably are as many male as female 'sugar babies' out there. This dude's just a twerp.
 
2013-01-15 12:38:01 PM
umm...$1000 is definitely cheaper than my current girlfriend

/just sayin
//i can't count on two hands the amount of girls i know that do this
 
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