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(CBS Chicago)   "[He] intended to go to the zoo and look for young boys to have sex with. However, as he walked by the High School, he received a brainwave message from recording artist Justin Bieber telling him to go to the school to check out the boys there"   ( divider line
    More: Sick, Justin Bieber, Northern Illinois University, Illinois Department of Corrections, Brookfield Zoo, recording artist, history of sex, high schools, zoos  
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9524 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2013 at 9:32 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-14 09:38:21 PM  
7 votes:
If every school had a pedophile, this wouldn't happen. The only defense against a bad pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave is a good pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave.
2013-01-14 08:21:49 PM  
7 votes:
I thought I was the only one who got those messages.
2013-01-14 08:36:58 PM  
5 votes:
I knew Justin Bieber was bad for society, but this takes the cake.
2013-01-14 09:36:24 PM  
3 votes:
Man, that kid really is devoted to his fans. Say what you will but that sort of dedication to the needs of your listeners is what builds a solid career.
2013-01-14 09:22:12 PM  
3 votes:
That's odd, the brainwave messages I get from Justin Bieber just tell me to drink beer and see what's new on Redtube.

And I always obey.
2013-01-14 11:42:11 PM  
2 votes:

Arnprior Joe: So Beiber's a psychic pedophile?

You completely misunderstand what happened here. The perv was on his way to the zoo to rape some young boy. Now, almost anyone can go to the zoo and stalk kids unnoticed. But Beiber convinced him to go into a public school where older men just hanging around will come under more scrutiny. Beiber is the hero in this story.
2013-01-14 09:55:09 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-14 09:39:49 PM  
2 votes:
Justin Beiber gave me pinkeye and drank the last Mike's hard lemonaid in my fridge. Little bastard.
2013-01-14 10:48:20 PM  
1 vote:
After reading this article, I gotta tell you I'm SO thankful that I only get brainwave messages from Sporty Spice, telling me to get more fiber in my diet.

There but for the grace of God.
2013-01-14 10:22:48 PM  
1 vote:
How is this guy any more insane or criminal than the priests that claim they can talk to Jesus?
2013-01-14 09:45:23 PM  
1 vote:
Our anti-mindray legislation is sadly lagging far behind the dreadful thread many Americans must deal with on a daily basis. Yithians are taking over entire neighborhoods.
2013-01-14 09:34:02 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-14 09:34:00 PM  
1 vote:
justin bieber won't be satisfied till all the boys are raped in schools

/what article
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