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(CBS Chicago)   "[He] intended to go to the zoo and look for young boys to have sex with. However, as he walked by the High School, he received a brainwave message from recording artist Justin Bieber telling him to go to the school to check out the boys there"   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 17
    More: Sick, Justin Bieber, Northern Illinois University, Illinois Department of Corrections, Brookfield Zoo, recording artist, history of sex, high schools, zoos  
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2013-01-14 09:37:33 PM  
4 votes:
2013-01-14 09:23:31 PM  
3 votes:
By the way, don't read the comments on TFA if you want to hold on to what tiny shred of faith you have left in the human race.
2013-01-14 11:42:11 PM  
2 votes:

Arnprior Joe: So Beiber's a psychic pedophile?


You completely misunderstand what happened here. The perv was on his way to the zoo to rape some young boy. Now, almost anyone can go to the zoo and stalk kids unnoticed. But Beiber convinced him to go into a public school where older men just hanging around will come under more scrutiny. Beiber is the hero in this story.
2013-01-14 10:35:14 PM  
2 votes:

ModernLuddite: Ah hell, I'm just going to post this:

Sex offenders who have completed their sentences can no longer be held in custody, and are released into the community even if they're still considered a danger to reoffend. They are often released with few supports and can be outcast from their communities, creating an isolating - and ultimately dangerous - situation.....


I don't really understand the sex offender list. There's not an armed robber list or a murder list, is there?

All I get from the sex offender list is "this guy got caught doing something wrong with his dick." The details are available, but do you really want to read them? Have they ever finished serving their sentence?
2013-01-14 09:36:35 PM  
2 votes:
According to local (Chicago) news, despite his MANY offenses, he was never made to register as a sex-offender.

F*CK THAT!!! There have been guys called "sex offenders" just because they pissed in an alley.

Hope he becomes one of the "found unresponsive in his cell" statistics.
2013-01-14 11:38:15 PM  
1 votes:
Perhaps I missed it in the article, but has this man ever done anything TO a teenage boy? Brushed against him, stroked his back, etc? Suggested bouncy-bouncy? Because if all he ever does is beat off in places where they congregate, I don't think that warrants a "sex offender live under a bridge for life" label.
2013-01-14 11:09:02 PM  
1 votes:

xen0blue: Gay man preys on boys. The world is absolutely shocked. Shocked, I tell you.


Wouldn't it be more shocking if the gay man preyed on girls?

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2013-01-14 10:33:07 PM  
1 votes:

DS1970: TV's Vinnie: DS1970: According to local (Chicago) news, despite his MANY offenses, he was never made to register as a sex-offender.

F*CK THAT!!! There have been guys called "sex offenders" just because they pissed in an alley.

Hope he becomes one of the "found unresponsive in his cell" statistics.

Agreed. And I hope he gets "Dahmer'd" by a guy having to do time for pissing in alley.

Dumbasses like this shouldn't be sucking up perfectly good oxygen.

I like the Chinese system. Trial, guilty verdict, step to the back room to be shot in the head and the cost of the bullet billed to the family.

The only reason the death penalty doesn't work in the U.S. is you have a good 20+ years between the verdict and the punishment. Five minutes - give them 5 minutes then bullet in the head.


Good thing innocent people are never wrongly convicted.
2013-01-14 10:13:20 PM  
1 votes:
The comments on that page are about as nutty as the suspect. It's part gay bashing, but mostly racist.
2013-01-14 10:07:11 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure the guy is just crazy. Justin Bieber doesn't send out brainwave messages which tell people to harm children.
2013-01-14 10:01:27 PM  
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: If every school had a pedophile, this wouldn't happen. The only defense against a bad pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave is a good pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave.


0/10
2013-01-14 09:58:44 PM  
1 votes:

ModernLuddite: Which was the point of the article.


The point of the article was that known pedos are running around instead of being locked up. I think the article misses the real point by not even mentioning what happens if you lock up an un-medicated person who is actively delusional. Often enough they try to kill themselves or their cellmate, and yes they will give them a cellmate in jail.
2013-01-14 09:54:37 PM  
1 votes:
perhaps a career in h clergy?
2013-01-14 09:38:41 PM  
1 votes:

DS1970: According to local (Chicago) news, despite his MANY offenses, he was never made to register as a sex-offender.

F*CK THAT!!! There have been guys called "sex offenders" just because they pissed in an alley.

Hope he becomes one of the "found unresponsive in his cell" statistics.


Agreed. And I hope he gets "Dahmer'd" by a guy having to do time for pissing in alley.

Dumbasses like this shouldn't be sucking up perfectly good oxygen.
2013-01-14 09:36:24 PM  
1 votes:
Man, that kid really is devoted to his fans. Say what you will but that sort of dedication to the needs of your listeners is what builds a solid career.
2013-01-14 09:34:02 PM  
1 votes:
i45.tinypic.com
JUSTIN BIEBERRRRRRRRRRR!
2013-01-14 09:22:12 PM  
1 votes:
That's odd, the brainwave messages I get from Justin Bieber just tell me to drink beer and see what's new on Redtube.

And I always obey.
 
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