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(CBS Chicago)   "[He] intended to go to the zoo and look for young boys to have sex with. However, as he walked by the High School, he received a brainwave message from recording artist Justin Bieber telling him to go to the school to check out the boys there"   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 104
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2013-01-14 08:21:49 PM
I thought I was the only one who got those messages.
 
2013-01-14 08:36:58 PM
I knew Justin Bieber was bad for society, but this takes the cake.
 
2013-01-14 09:22:12 PM
That's odd, the brainwave messages I get from Justin Bieber just tell me to drink beer and see what's new on Redtube.

And I always obey.
 
2013-01-14 09:23:31 PM
By the way, don't read the comments on TFA if you want to hold on to what tiny shred of faith you have left in the human race.
 
2013-01-14 09:34:00 PM
justin bieber won't be satisfied till all the boys are raped in schools

/what article
 
2013-01-14 09:34:02 PM
i45.tinypic.com
JUSTIN BIEBERRRRRRRRRRR!
 
2013-01-14 09:36:24 PM
Man, that kid really is devoted to his fans. Say what you will but that sort of dedication to the needs of your listeners is what builds a solid career.
 
2013-01-14 09:36:35 PM
According to local (Chicago) news, despite his MANY offenses, he was never made to register as a sex-offender.

F*CK THAT!!! There have been guys called "sex offenders" just because they pissed in an alley.

Hope he becomes one of the "found unresponsive in his cell" statistics.
 
2013-01-14 09:36:43 PM
"I don't want a competent lawyer. I want a lawyer who's going to get me off. I want a lawyer who will invent the Twinkie Bieber defense."

-Antonin Scalia
 
2013-01-14 09:37:33 PM
 
2013-01-14 09:37:34 PM
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2013-01-14 09:38:21 PM
If every school had a pedophile, this wouldn't happen. The only defense against a bad pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave is a good pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave.
 
2013-01-14 09:38:32 PM
So Beiber's a psychic pedophile?
 
2013-01-14 09:38:41 PM

DS1970: According to local (Chicago) news, despite his MANY offenses, he was never made to register as a sex-offender.

F*CK THAT!!! There have been guys called "sex offenders" just because they pissed in an alley.

Hope he becomes one of the "found unresponsive in his cell" statistics.


Agreed. And I hope he gets "Dahmer'd" by a guy having to do time for pissing in alley.

Dumbasses like this shouldn't be sucking up perfectly good oxygen.
 
2013-01-14 09:38:45 PM

jake_lex: By the way, don't read the comments on TFA if you want to hold on to what tiny shred of faith you have left in the human race.


I wouldn't have done it if you hadn't told me not to.
 
2013-01-14 09:39:04 PM
"Quit it, Beiber."

"No."
 
2013-01-14 09:39:49 PM
Justin Beiber gave me pinkeye and drank the last Mike's hard lemonaid in my fridge. Little bastard.
 
2013-01-14 09:40:42 PM
Wait... was it a brainwave MESSage?  Or messAGE?  Because, you know, one totally makes sense.
 
2013-01-14 09:41:09 PM

ModernLuddite: Ah hell, I'm just going to post this:

Sex offenders who have completed their sentences can no longer be held in custody, and are released into the community even if they're still considered a danger to reoffend. They are often released with few supports and can be outcast from their communities, creating an isolating - and ultimately dangerous - situation.....


Edmonton, CA=/= Chicago, US
 
2013-01-14 09:45:23 PM
Our anti-mindray legislation is sadly lagging far behind the dreadful thread many Americans must deal with on a daily basis. Yithians are taking over entire neighborhoods.
 
2013-01-14 09:46:30 PM

UsikFark: ModernLuddite: Ah hell, I'm just going to post this:

Sex offenders who have completed their sentences can no longer be held in custody, and are released into the community even if they're still considered a danger to reoffend. They are often released with few supports and can be outcast from their communities, creating an isolating - and ultimately dangerous - situation.....

Edmonton, CA=/= Chicago, US


The difference between the US and Canada is not so great that psychological care and social supports wouldn't actually prevent crimes like this from happening.

.....Which was the point of the article.
 
2013-01-14 09:47:48 PM
farkin' Bieber. So Bieber.
 
2013-01-14 09:50:37 PM
Weed? Telepathic pedo beams?

This Bieber kid needs to be stopped.
 
2013-01-14 09:52:24 PM
Weitzel also said, "I cannot understand how this individual was not required to register as a sex offender."

I don't understand why this individual isn't on monthly IM injections of anti-psychotics.* Delusional people are unstable and, yes, dangerous. I know decent, normal people who did things like damage property (car accident) because they had a break from reality. In both cases this led to them being diagnosed with bi-polar disorder. shiat happens, it's even worse when you know someone is medically crazy but you don't treat it.

*$$$
 
2013-01-14 09:54:37 PM
perhaps a career in h clergy?
 
2013-01-14 09:54:56 PM
Justin Bieber whispers in the ear of every pedophile.
 
2013-01-14 09:55:09 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-14 09:58:44 PM

ModernLuddite: Which was the point of the article.


The point of the article was that known pedos are running around instead of being locked up. I think the article misses the real point by not even mentioning what happens if you lock up an un-medicated person who is actively delusional. Often enough they try to kill themselves or their cellmate, and yes they will give them a cellmate in jail.
 
2013-01-14 10:01:27 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: If every school had a pedophile, this wouldn't happen. The only defense against a bad pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave is a good pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave.


0/10
 
2013-01-14 10:02:41 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: If every school had a pedophile, this wouldn't happen. The only defense against a bad pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave is a good pedophile with a Justin Bieber brainwave.


this way they get 100% of their daily allowance
 
2013-01-14 10:04:52 PM

TV's Vinnie: DS1970: According to local (Chicago) news, despite his MANY offenses, he was never made to register as a sex-offender.

F*CK THAT!!! There have been guys called "sex offenders" just because they pissed in an alley.

Hope he becomes one of the "found unresponsive in his cell" statistics.

Agreed. And I hope he gets "Dahmer'd" by a guy having to do time for pissing in alley.

Dumbasses like this shouldn't be sucking up perfectly good oxygen.


I like the Chinese system. Trial, guilty verdict, step to the back room to be shot in the head and the cost of the bullet billed to the family.

The only reason the death penalty doesn't work in the U.S. is you have a good 20+ years between the verdict and the punishment. Five minutes - give them 5 minutes then bullet in the head.
 
2013-01-14 10:05:12 PM
Well those boys were dressed provocatively clearly.

/I'm surprised no one has said this yet.
 
2013-01-14 10:05:13 PM
Why is this subhuman still alive?

Bieber, I mean. The pedophile should probably just be dropped on a deserted island where there are no brainwaves to commune with,
 
2013-01-14 10:07:11 PM
I'm pretty sure the guy is just crazy. Justin Bieber doesn't send out brainwave messages which tell people to harm children.
 
2013-01-14 10:11:42 PM

The Face Of Oblivion: Why is this subhuman still alive?

Bieber, I mean. The pedophile should probably just be dropped on a deserted island where there are no brainwaves to commune with,


I think he's a rare protected species

wharblus canadianus
 
2013-01-14 10:13:20 PM
The comments on that page are about as nutty as the suspect. It's part gay bashing, but mostly racist.
 
2013-01-14 10:19:30 PM

DS1970: TV's Vinnie: DS1970: According to local (Chicago) news, despite his MANY offenses, he was never made to register as a sex-offender.

F*CK THAT!!! There have been guys called "sex offenders" just because they pissed in an alley.

Hope he becomes one of the "found unresponsive in his cell" statistics.

Agreed. And I hope he gets "Dahmer'd" by a guy having to do time for pissing in alley.

Dumbasses like this shouldn't be sucking up perfectly good oxygen.

I like the Chinese system. Trial, guilty verdict, step to the back room to be shot in the head and the cost of the bullet billed to the family.

The only reason the death penalty doesn't work in the U.S. is you have a good 20+ years between the verdict and the punishment. Five minutes - give them 5 minutes then bullet in the head.

You forgot about prosecutors that aren't liable for misconduct
 
2013-01-14 10:21:39 PM
Sounds legit.
 
2013-01-14 10:22:48 PM
How is this guy any more insane or criminal than the priests that claim they can talk to Jesus?
 
2013-01-14 10:27:27 PM
ok. so just a thought experiment here:

how could law enforcement, or anyone, go about proving that it didn't happen that way?
 
2013-01-14 10:30:47 PM

MrHappyRotter: How is this guy any more insane or criminal than the priests that claim they can talk to Jesus?


1) The priests were generally really good about covering it up for a long time, indicating a higher degree of sanity than this guy.
2) This guy spilled his guts to the cops rather than lawyer up.
As far as "more criminal", I guess some priests probably were convicted of worse offenses, but a fair share probably got convicted of minor things. Sort of a "grab bag" of crimes if you will.
 
2013-01-14 10:31:44 PM
I call shenanigans. There is no one train that goes from Rockford to Brookfield. He'd have to take the Amtrak into Union Station, then switch to the Metra. Even in the best of circumstances that's a real fark-around. That's one determined pedo, and one who wasn't above getting up early enough and spending a little cash for admission into Brookfield Zoo, plus train fare. I initially thought he was on his way to the Lincoln Park Zoo (free admission) but decided instead to stop in at Francis W. Parker School (a K-12 private institution about a block away from the zoo) or Lincoln Park High, also within walking distance.

/chicago city proper has its share of pervs, alright
//the ones in the 'burbs
 
2013-01-14 10:32:52 PM
I call shenanigans. There is no one train that goes from Rockford to Brookfield. He'd have to take the Amtrak into Union Station, then switch to the Metra. Even in the best of circumstances that's a real fark-around. That's one determined pedo, and one who wasn't above getting up early enough and spending a little cash for admission into Brookfield Zoo, plus train fare. I initially thought he was on his way to the Lincoln Park Zoo (free admission) but decided instead to stop in at Francis W. Parker School (a K-12 private institution about a block away from the zoo) or Lincoln Park High, also within walking distance.

/chicago city proper has its share of pervs, alright
//the ones in the 'burbs are apparently more hardcore
 
2013-01-14 10:33:07 PM

DS1970: TV's Vinnie: DS1970: According to local (Chicago) news, despite his MANY offenses, he was never made to register as a sex-offender.

F*CK THAT!!! There have been guys called "sex offenders" just because they pissed in an alley.

Hope he becomes one of the "found unresponsive in his cell" statistics.

Agreed. And I hope he gets "Dahmer'd" by a guy having to do time for pissing in alley.

Dumbasses like this shouldn't be sucking up perfectly good oxygen.

I like the Chinese system. Trial, guilty verdict, step to the back room to be shot in the head and the cost of the bullet billed to the family.

The only reason the death penalty doesn't work in the U.S. is you have a good 20+ years between the verdict and the punishment. Five minutes - give them 5 minutes then bullet in the head.


Good thing innocent people are never wrongly convicted.
 
2013-01-14 10:33:59 PM
I'll sometimes get a brainwaive message from Rhianna if it's raining outside.
 
2013-01-14 10:35:14 PM

ModernLuddite: Ah hell, I'm just going to post this:

Sex offenders who have completed their sentences can no longer be held in custody, and are released into the community even if they're still considered a danger to reoffend. They are often released with few supports and can be outcast from their communities, creating an isolating - and ultimately dangerous - situation.....


I don't really understand the sex offender list. There's not an armed robber list or a murder list, is there?

All I get from the sex offender list is "this guy got caught doing something wrong with his dick." The details are available, but do you really want to read them? Have they ever finished serving their sentence?
 
2013-01-14 10:36:02 PM
FTA: "He went on went to say that he had been committing a sexual act while watching the boys swimming event before police arrived, the release said."

Are you not allowed to say "masturbation" in Illinois, or does this only go for network news?

Masturbation. Wanking. Jerking/Jacking/Jilling off. "Choking the chicken" or "Massaging the taco" as the case may be.

By the way, it'd be bad if cases like this ruined school athletic events for random spectators who can wait till we get home to "commit a sex act." Especially since video cameras are so cheap now.

It's not kiddie pr0n if they're past puberty and wearing Speedos, y'know. Especially since given the cold water there'd be nothing to see if the guys were 100% naked anyway: even my banana shrivels to the size of a raisin in cold water.
 
2013-01-14 10:39:39 PM

Indubitably: SpdrJay:

Justin Beiber gave me pinkeye and drank the last Mike's hard lemonaid in my fridge. Little bastard.

Quit letting him stick his dick and hands in your eyes, please. Thank you.


Even I'd let him place his dick in my hands. Assuming he's not really a 20 year old lesbian, which would also be just fine by the way.

As for the eyes, fingers go there. Just ask Moe.
 
2013-01-14 10:47:07 PM

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what the hell could his legal team do?
 
2013-01-14 10:47:30 PM

ModernLuddite: Ah hell, I'm just going to post this:

Sex offenders who have completed their sentences can no longer be held in custody, and are released into the community even if they're still considered a danger to reoffend. They are often released with few supports and can be outcast from their communities, creating an isolating - and ultimately dangerous - situation.....


Well, that does sound like it would create a dangerous situation. I still don't want a convicted pedophile at my backyard bbq.

What to do, what to do...
 
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