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(The Smoking Gun)   Wait...You can be arrested for giving a wedgie? Uh oh   ( divider line
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6175 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2013 at 8:09 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-14 11:05:35 PM  
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Indubitably: Violence is violence.

Nah, that's the type of douche that always claims he's joking when he assaults someone, and that it's the victim's fault for not getting the joke. He doesn't see it as "violence" - it's just a joke.

What, can't you take a joke?

Gyrfalcon: On the other hand, battery is battery, and a wedgie certainly counts as battery, and the question then becomes, are you going to press charges against HIM for the initial assault? Before you answer: Are you really going to go into court and say "Your Honor, this douchebag, I mean, the other party grabbed the back of my underwear and yanked upward, causing them to be pulled forcefully into my crotch and genital area. Stop laughing."

Absolutely. If going in there and explaining that this douchebag committed battery guarantees either a steep fine or a jail sentence, especially after learning this isn't the first time the cops have encountered said douchebag, then I'm there. That's the thing, see - the douche is counting on you just letting him have his fun, at your expense. Fark that.

Imagine if you didn't press charges? Imagine your co-workers having a laugh at your expense, when this douche uploads that YouTube video. Now, if you go into court & press charges, that video doesn't make it to YouTube.

I'll be happy to laugh last.
2013-01-14 09:48:55 PM  
1 vote:
*throat punch*
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