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2013-01-14 08:23:58 PM  
Real question for farmers with a GED in law... If I'm giving a wedgie by a stranger in public and I turn around punch them in the face, can I *i* be charged? Or does that count as self defense since I was originally assaulted?
 
2013-01-14 08:24:41 PM  
Autocorrect destroyed my post but you get the idea I hope.
 
2013-01-14 08:26:51 PM  

spicorama: Real question for farmers with a GED in law... If I'm giving a wedgie by a stranger in public and I turn around punch them in the face, can I *i* be charged? Or does that count as self defense since I was originally assaulted?


Self defense
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-14 08:29:57 PM  
What an asshat. Probably picked on people he thought were smaller than him. And that's a really dumbass thing to do in a state with CCW permits in every gumball machine.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-01-14 08:30:24 PM  
Link to his youtube page from the article. What an ass-carrot.
 
2013-01-14 08:30:32 PM  
Judges would also have accepted FLORIDA tag.
 
2013-01-14 08:32:34 PM  
Try giving some wedgies to cops, Subby, and let me know if you get arrested.
 
2013-01-14 08:32:48 PM  
Giving, not getting. Pretty sure you're safe subby.
 
2013-01-14 08:33:59 PM  

spicorama: Real question for farmers with a GED in law... If I'm giving a wedgie by a stranger in public and I turn around punch them in the face, can I *i* be charged? Or does that count as self defense since I was originally assaulted?


If I was the cop I'd say it was self-defense.
 
2013-01-14 08:36:46 PM  
This guy has just taken the "attention whore" meme to a new level.

Link (FTA)

Hopefully now he understands that this "personal space" he may or may not have heard about does indeed exist. While we can all argue what the rules are to this personal space, I doubt many will disagree that the involvement of the anus still falls within the gray area.
 
2013-01-14 08:36:53 PM  
I like you today CruiserTwelve.
 
2013-01-14 08:40:57 PM  

"The wedgie footage was likely ticketed for Ross's YouTube page, which includes dozens of videos showing the Bradenton resident accosting pedestrians, running around while only wearing an adult diaper, and antagonizing beachgoers. "


Hi my name is Charles Ross, and this is JACKASS!!

The asshole thinks he sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-phisticated!

 
2013-01-14 08:43:35 PM  
At least he didn't give him the Dreaded Rear Admiral.
 
2013-01-14 08:43:47 PM  

Thisisridiculous: This guy has just taken the "attention whore" meme to a new level.

Link (FTA)

Hopefully now he understands that this "personal space" he may or may not have heard about does indeed exist. While we can all argue what the rules are to this personal space, I doubt many will disagree that the involvement of the anus still falls within the gray area.


FTFM
/stay away from my anus.
 
2013-01-14 08:49:55 PM  

Thisisridiculous: Thisisridiculous: This guy has just taken the "attention whore" meme to a new level.

Link (FTA)

Hopefully now he understands that this "personal space" he may or may not have heard about does indeed exist. While we can all argue what the rules are to this personal space, I doubt many will disagree that the involvement of the anus still falls within the gray area.

FTFM
/stay away from my anus.


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Remarkable
 
2013-01-14 08:57:23 PM  

spicorama: Real question for farmers with a GED in law... If I'm giving a wedgie by a stranger in public and I turn around punch them in the face, can I *i* be charged? Or does that count as self defense since I was originally assaulted?


I would say that your arrest would depend on the cops, and situation.
Mardi Gras @ 1:30AM? Yep
Walking in neighborhood park @ 3:00PM? Not likely.
 
2013-01-14 09:00:39 PM  
Melvin:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-14 09:01:00 PM  
Red Shirt Blues 0/10
 
2013-01-14 09:03:50 PM  
In 2007, eight-year-old second graders Jared and Justin Serovich came up with "wedgie-proof" underwear at the Central Ohio Invention Competition 2007 where their invention got them into the finals.[9]

The Internet is pretty neat.
A Wiki-wedgie page.
 
2013-01-14 09:10:58 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-14 09:25:00 PM  
Was it Atomic?
 
2013-01-14 09:39:35 PM  

Thisisridiculous: While we can all argue what the rules are to this personal space, I doubt many will disagree that the involvement of the anus still falls within the gray area.


Thought it was more of the brown area, but whatevs.
 
2013-01-14 09:47:12 PM  

NutWrench: Link to his youtube page from the article. What an ass-carrot.


Almost as much of an ass-carrot as the guy who just promoted him, thereby earning him ad money from Google.

Way to go, brainiac.
 
2013-01-14 09:48:02 PM  

johnphantom: I like you today CruiserTwelve.


Seconded

valkore: Thisisridiculous: While we can all argue what the rules are to this personal space, I doubt many will disagree that the involvement of the anus still falls within the gray area.

Thought it was more of the brown area, but whatevs.


Ok, I larfed at this! Thanks!

/perp is a grade a douche.
 
2013-01-14 09:48:55 PM  
*throat punch*
 
2013-01-14 09:57:00 PM  

gweilo8888: NutWrench: Link to his youtube page from the article. What an ass-carrot.

Almost as much of an ass-carrot as the guy who just promoted him, thereby earning him ad money from Google.

Way to go, brainiac.


I had to bear the burden of allowing his unprovoked wedgies to continue unreported.
It's a terrible responsibility.
 
2013-01-14 10:13:36 PM  

NutWrench: In 2007, eight-year-old second graders Jared and Justin Serovich came up with "wedgie-proof" underwear at the Central Ohio Invention Competition 2007 where their invention got them into the finals.[9]

The Internet is pretty neat.
A Wiki-wedgie page.


Also from that page, this:

Wedgies, especially when performed on males, can be dangerous, potentially causing testicular or scrotal damage. An incident in 2004 involving a ten-year-old boy required reattachment of a testicle to the scrotum.
 
2013-01-14 10:23:48 PM  
FTFA: "...running around while only wearing an adult diaper..."

Doesn't everybody do that when it's warm enough?
 
2013-01-14 10:32:18 PM  
Jailhouse wedgie video to come.
 
2013-01-14 10:34:28 PM  

spicorama: Real question for farmers with a GED in law... If I'm giving a wedgie by a stranger in public and I turn around punch them in the face, can I *i* be charged? Or does that count as self defense since I was originally assaulted?


Depends.

OK, now that you've stopped laughing; "self defense" is defined as "force reasonably needed to defend oneself against the perceived threat." So did you really feel all that threatened when you turned around? Did getting that wedgie really put you in such fear of your person that a punch was justified? It entirely depends upon the circumstances. If the wedger (?) was 6'5" and drunk off his ass, then maybe. If he was a 5'4" weakling, probably not.

On  the other hand, battery is battery, and a wedgie certainly counts as battery, and the question then becomes, are you going to press charges against HIM for the initial assault? Before you answer: Are you really going to go into court and say "Your Honor, this douchebag, I mean, the other party grabbed the back of my underwear and yanked upward, causing them to be pulled forcefully into my crotch and genital area. Stop laughing."
 
2013-01-14 10:51:48 PM  
It's Floriduh - surprised he wasn't shot.
 
2013-01-14 10:58:58 PM  

skyshooter: It's Floriduh - surprised he wasn't shot.


Sounds like the best use of 'stand your ground' defense. Start to put your hand down the back of my pants, I am likely to defend myself. Not like others who would just enjoy being touched for a change.
 
2013-01-14 11:04:33 PM  

miss diminutive: At least he didn't give him the Dreaded Rear Admiral.


You're going to get the death penalty I was assuming was meted out for that crime.

What about a wet willie or a swirlie?
 
2013-01-14 11:05:35 PM  

Indubitably: Violence is violence.


Nah, that's the type of douche that always claims he's joking when he assaults someone, and that it's the victim's fault for not getting the joke. He doesn't see it as "violence" - it's just a joke.

What, can't you take a joke?

Gyrfalcon: On the other hand, battery is battery, and a wedgie certainly counts as battery, and the question then becomes, are you going to press charges against HIM for the initial assault? Before you answer: Are you really going to go into court and say "Your Honor, this douchebag, I mean, the other party grabbed the back of my underwear and yanked upward, causing them to be pulled forcefully into my crotch and genital area. Stop laughing."


Absolutely. If going in there and explaining that this douchebag committed battery guarantees either a steep fine or a jail sentence, especially after learning this isn't the first time the cops have encountered said douchebag, then I'm there. That's the thing, see - the douche is counting on you just letting him have his fun, at your expense. Fark that.

Imagine if you didn't press charges? Imagine your co-workers having a laugh at your expense, when this douche uploads that YouTube video. Now, if you go into court & press charges, that video doesn't make it to YouTube.

I'll be happy to laugh last.
 
2013-01-15 12:34:29 AM  

FormlessOne: Indubitably: Violence is violence.

Nah, that's the type of douche that always claims he's joking when he assaults someone, and that it's the victim's fault for not getting the joke. He doesn't see it as "violence" - it's just a joke.

What, can't you take a joke?

Gyrfalcon: On the other hand, battery is battery, and a wedgie certainly counts as battery, and the question then becomes, are you going to press charges against HIM for the initial assault? Before you answer: Are you really going to go into court and say "Your Honor, this douchebag, I mean, the other party grabbed the back of my underwear and yanked upward, causing them to be pulled forcefully into my crotch and genital area. Stop laughing."

Absolutely. If going in there and explaining that this douchebag committed battery guarantees either a steep fine or a jail sentence, especially after learning this isn't the first time the cops have encountered said douchebag, then I'm there. That's the thing, see - the douche is counting on you just letting him have his fun, at your expense. Fark that.

Imagine if you didn't press charges? Imagine your co-workers having a laugh at your expense, when this douche uploads that YouTube video. Now, if you go into court & press charges, that video doesn't make it to YouTube.

I'll be happy to laugh last.


In grade school, fine. As an adult? No farking way. If somewhere were to wedgie me as an adult I honestly don't know how I'd react, but I would not be all "ha ha, that was funny, go ahead and post a video of me getting a wedgie on youtube, please"
 
2013-01-15 12:38:47 AM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, now that you've stopped laughing; "self defense" is defined as "force reasonably needed to defend oneself against the perceived threat."


Does this not mean that one is entitled to use such force as is reasonably needed to preempt or disrupt the wedgie? If this is so, then a good shove would be legal if the wedger was you kid brother, but if he was much bigger than you, it seems serious (if non-deadly) force would be called for.

It seems unlikely that in any case the law would require us to submit passively to a wedgie, especially considering that we can use non-deadly force to defend property.
 
2013-01-15 01:08:16 AM  
I really think the correct form of self defence against a wedgie has go to be a wet willie or a noogie. Shoving and hitting just don't cut it with the judge.
 
2013-01-15 01:21:16 AM  

ShannonKW: Gyrfalcon: OK, now that you've stopped laughing; "self defense" is defined as "force reasonably needed to defend oneself against the perceived threat."

Does this not mean that one is entitled to use such force as is reasonably needed to preempt or disrupt the wedgie? If this is so, then a good shove would be legal if the wedger was you kid brother, but if he was much bigger than you, it seems serious (if non-deadly) force would be called for.

It seems unlikely that in any case the law would require us to submit passively to a wedgie, especially considering that we can use non-deadly force to defend property.


Well, that was my point. You don't have to passively submit, but whether punching the guy out is "self-defense" is going to depend on the size of the guy (and also whether you can get away with it--if you want to punch out the Hell's Angel who gave you a wedgie, be my guest).
 
2013-01-15 01:32:52 AM  

Fano: miss diminutive: At least he didn't give him the Dreaded Rear Admiral.

You're going to get the death penalty I was assuming was meted out for that crime.

What about a wet willie or a swirlie?


A swirlie can be viewed as attempted murder. You don't know what kind of germs are in there. Before you laugh, I've heard from paramedics in my area that prostitutes can be charged with attempted murder if they don't insist on protection.
 
2013-01-15 02:16:57 AM  
Legions of bullies around the nation may suddenly have to rethink the wisdom of their reign of terror. Or not, in which case 'book 'em, Danno'. Either way, habitual Losers such as [myself] win...

/never had a real wedgie
//plenty of other abuses though
 
2013-01-15 06:12:01 AM  
Wedgie proof underwear:

underthelobsterscope.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-15 10:21:07 AM  
Sounds like he's a real "winner". Also, did they forget about the Florida tag?
 
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