Fails if we're not talking about her...

Actually that wasn't as bad as the URL led me to believe initially...

news/article-2262438/Mindy-McMcCreadys-boyfriend-father-baby -dead-Arkansas.html

/it was Arkansas...so I was also waiting for the possibility that all three were the same...THAT would have been a country song

Somewhere I have her sex videos...nice cans!

His if the father of the troubled country singer's infant son, Zayne

the fark does that mean

Even for the Fail that was poorly proofread.

I hate you, Roger Clemens.

Bonanza Jellybean: His if the father of the troubled country singer's infant son, Zayne

the fark does that mean

you should listen to Zayne. He's a cool dude.

zappaisfrank: Somewhere I have her sex videos...nice cans!

Vids or GTFO

The tab on my firefox reads Mindy McCready's boyfriend and fat...

/just thought that was interesting

If this were a country song then she would have shot him for drinking the last budweiser. Or using the batteries in her dildo with all the bumps on it for the aerator to keep the bait fish alive. Either thing might be a shooting offense in a country song. Good thing she isn't a famous person and it's not in Arkansas otherwise they might be tempted to cover for her by calling it a suicide.
Not that it was, but since no details are coming out and she has a checkered past, I am allowed to make wild accusations.

zappaisfrank: Somewhere I have her sex videos...nice cans!

I did not know that.

I just read this.....pretty sad. She's not too stable anyway.

I had no idea she was living around here. Makes sense, I guess. Arkansas is a great place to be, when you have a past and you need to get away from it.

Troubled: Mindy McCready, 37, has waged a public battle with drug addiction FOOD since her career peaked in 1996

I'm guessing he couldn't handle the
*puts on bib*
weight of fame.

cryinoutloud: She's not too stable anyway.

Eating like a horse is not stable.

texdent: Remember when she was hot?
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no.

God damnit, I hope she gets okay, I loved her in pearl jam.

She's in luck, Lance Armstrong is looking for another nut . . .

Flappyhead: zappaisfrank: Somewhere I have her sex videos...nice cans!

Vids or GTFO

meh.

Link
nsfw, obv.

vudukungfu: cryinoutloud: She's not too stable anyway.

Eating like a horse is not stable.

She's the only fat junkie that I know of. Besides Rush Limbaugh and Artie Lange of course.

In 10-15 years we'll probably be able to read this story and it will be about Taylor Swift.

texdent: Remember when she was hot?
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Cigarettes, meth, Twinkles and southern living in general will ruin a person

Sorry for being crass, but that dude looks totally gay.

She's also epileptic. Although that may have arisen as a result of the drug abuse.

She dated Superman 15 years ago.

She was hot as hell when she first broke upon the country scene. Unfortunately, her misanthropist schtick got old really fast, and she didn't have anything to follow it up with.

H31N0US: In 10-15 years we'll probably be able to read this story and it will be about Taylor Swift.

I'd guess Miley.

Well, nanu-nanu?

Not "upon itself" but "in and of itself"

or possibly "unto itself"

Brick-House: Fails if we're not talking about her...

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My thoughts precisely. I am more interested in comic books than country music.

/hope the second movie has a better ending than the comics' second series...

thisiszombocom: RIP
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Thanks for reminding me that I need to go masturbate.