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(The Smoking Gun)   19-year-old busted for stealing a "Super Sucker." That would be embarrassing even it were just a lollipop, which it is not   ( divider line
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22882 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2013 at 5:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-14 05:26:24 PM  
3 votes:
And then he had to go sit on the Group W bench with all the rest of the mother rapers and father rapers, etc...
2013-01-14 05:24:31 PM  
3 votes:
"While inside the business, Perez took the "adult pleasure device" from its packaging and placed it in his pants pocket"

Is that an adult pleasure device in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
2013-01-14 06:58:30 PM  
2 votes:

buckler: "Mr. Jerry N. Walton just couldn't wait to buy this 28" double-ended dildo, so he decided to steal it instead. Luckily, we caught him, and he's now been convicted of misdemeanor petit theft!",

That's just your opinion, man.
d23 [BareFark]
2013-01-14 05:48:56 PM  
2 votes:

in a row?
2013-01-14 05:27:24 PM  
2 votes:
I hope he gets a stiff sentence.
2013-01-15 06:51:35 AM  
1 vote:

cig-mkr: TXEric: cig-mkr: Glancing Blow: "I'm gonna go find me one of those girls who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."

Willie Nelson

Or a golf ball through a garden hose.

Or suck-start a Harley.

Until your head caves in

Eats peanut butter with a straw.
2013-01-14 06:20:21 PM  
1 vote:

Ed Finnerty: Clint_Torres: THREADJACK: To all the other Supersuckers fans on here, if you didn't know, Eddie Spaghetti was just diagnosed with Bell's Palsy. He has been keeping fans updated via FB. :(

That sounds noisy.

/Too soon?
2013-01-14 06:14:22 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-14 06:01:22 PM  
1 vote:

indarwinsshadow: blatz514: What a super sucker may look like:

[ image 297x400]

And the name of that goddess is ???

That's what Jenna Jameson looked like before Tito Ortiz's kids used her umbilical cord to repel out of her vagina.
2013-01-14 05:50:24 PM  
1 vote:

majestic: He stole Paris Hilton?

That's a "Subpar Sucker". Common mistake.
2013-01-14 05:45:53 PM  
1 vote:

That guy had some good taste
2013-01-14 05:44:46 PM  
1 vote:
Tried to steal subbys mom?
2013-01-14 05:40:46 PM  
1 vote:
He stole Paris Hilton?
2013-01-14 05:37:02 PM  
1 vote:
Amish prostitutes?
2013-01-14 05:36:43 PM  
1 vote:

what supersuckers may look like.
2013-01-14 05:33:16 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-14 05:31:59 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-14 05:25:05 PM  
1 vote:
That read more like a product ad than an article about a shoplifting.
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