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(The Smoking Gun)   19-year-old busted for stealing a "Super Sucker." That would be embarrassing even it were just a lollipop, which it is not   ( divider line
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22883 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2013 at 5:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-14 05:36:43 PM  
2 votes:

what supersuckers may look like.
2013-01-14 05:22:25 PM  
2 votes:
What a super sucker may look like:
2013-01-14 06:14:22 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-14 05:53:28 PM  
1 vote:
No, THIS is a SuperSucker.

I drove one in university ...

... so to speak.
2013-01-14 05:50:03 PM  
1 vote:

Exactly WTF are you trying to accomplish with that? Seriously, do you think even one person here will see your completely unrelated political threadshiat and decide that they admire you because of it?
d23 [BareFark]
2013-01-14 05:48:56 PM  
1 vote:

in a row?
2013-01-14 05:45:53 PM  
1 vote:

That guy had some good taste
2013-01-14 05:39:31 PM  
1 vote:

Maud Dib: Leave your douchebag posts on Politics tab, moran.

We don't want him either.
2013-01-14 05:37:57 PM  
1 vote:

halfof33: [ image 500x412]
pics on Sodahead

Leave your douchebag posts on Politics tab, moran.
2013-01-14 05:34:27 PM  
1 vote:
I highly doubt he would have stole this if men who enjoy the pleasures of a sex toy weren't publicly mocked and treated as pariahs.

/But anyway, the idiot stole a pocket pussy.
2013-01-14 05:33:33 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: What a super sucker may look like:

[ image 297x400]

And the name of that goddess is ???
2013-01-14 05:27:24 PM  
1 vote:
I hope he gets a stiff sentence.
2013-01-14 05:26:24 PM  
1 vote:
And then he had to go sit on the Group W bench with all the rest of the mother rapers and father rapers, etc...
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