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(Chicago Trib)   Facebook shares rise in buildup to mystery event which could be an announcement that the stock they just bought will drop like a rock. Kinda like last time   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 29
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2013-01-14 05:50:45 PM
Paid messaging / targeting. See the market test last week.

Done.
 
2013-01-14 05:52:42 PM
Now Facebook will charge user's per post!

instant revenue!
 
2013-01-14 05:53:39 PM
As someone who bought in at $18 I'm getting a kick.
 
2013-01-14 06:13:03 PM

gingerjet: As someone who bought in at $18 I'm getting a kick.


The key is knowing when to sell.
 
2013-01-14 06:15:33 PM
Is Mark Zuckerberg's wife already expecting?
 
2013-01-14 06:19:02 PM
Are they adding a DisLike button?

/doesn't have a FB account
 
2013-01-14 06:37:37 PM
"The stock is up because they have driven a dramatic increase in the ad load of their mobile app which is giving investors hope that they exceeded expectations," BTIG analyst Richard Greenfield said.

Yeah, I've noticed this. Ads interrupting the friend stream or whatever the fark they are calling it this week. I look it a much less often then I used to now.
 
2013-01-14 06:44:55 PM

Mcavity: Now Facebook will charge user's per post!

instant revenue! death of Facebook!


FTFY

As popular as FB is, I'd be willing to bet that if they started charged anything to post, even a really small amount, they'd be dead in a year.
 
2013-01-14 07:09:23 PM
Mystery events and announcements, did they make Donald Trump the head of marketing and promotions?
 
2013-01-14 07:14:57 PM
This is it. This is when the inevitability of Judgement Day is set into motion and ZuckerNet goes online.
 
2013-01-14 07:29:41 PM

wingnut396: "The stock is up because they have driven a dramatic increase in the ad load of their mobile app which is giving investors hope that they exceeded expectations," BTIG analyst Richard Greenfield said.

Yeah, I've noticed this. Ads interrupting the friend stream or whatever the fark they are calling it this week. I look it a much less often then I used to now.


https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.adaway&hl=en
AdAway helps with that somewhat. All I get are blank spaces.
 
2013-01-14 07:50:27 PM
Your Facebook News Feed Will Soon Know A Lot More About You
 
2013-01-14 07:56:32 PM
People still use Facebook?
 
2013-01-14 08:30:37 PM

wiseolddude: Your Facebook News Feed Will Soon Know A Lot More About You


Caps?
 
2013-01-14 08:57:59 PM
p the boiler

I copied and pasted it.
 
2013-01-14 10:05:59 PM
Now your Mom will know even more about what a drunken whore you are.
 
2013-01-15 12:08:36 AM

Shazam999: gingerjet: As someone who bought in at $18 I'm getting a kick.

The key is knowing when to sell.


Buy the rumor, sell the news.
 
2013-01-15 12:11:18 AM

Pincy: People still use Facebook?


you're so edgy.
 
2013-01-15 12:40:02 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: Pincy: People still use Facebook?

you're so edgy.


Now you're edgy! Neat how that works.
 
2013-01-15 12:43:17 AM
It's adding a premium service for $5/month?
 
2013-01-15 01:49:24 AM
It's not what you think.

I have a friend who recently got fired from their development team because he didn't want to work on this project. It's been pretty hush-hush and they've been working on it for nearly a year now.. It's a highly-interactive form of social browsing. Basically, your facebook friends will see a live video feed of whatever porn you're watching- in real time, and it will be sync'd up with your web cam so they can click LIKE when you climax and reach for a tissue. They call it "Project O Facebook"
 
2013-01-15 03:05:05 AM

tillerman35: It's not what you think.

I have a friend who recently got fired from their development team because he didn't want to work on this project. It's been pretty hush-hush and they've been working on it for nearly a year now.. It's a highly-interactive form of social browsing. Basically, your facebook friends will see a live video feed of whatever porn you're watching- in real time, and it will be sync'd up with your web cam so they can click LIKE when you climax and reach for a tissue. They call it "Project O Facebook"


That was a lot of work for a mediocre punchline.
 
2013-01-15 03:50:05 AM

Pincy: tillerman35: It's not what you think.

I have a friend who recently got fired from their development team because he didn't want to work on this project. It's been pretty hush-hush and they've been working on it for nearly a year now.. It's a highly-interactive form of social browsing. Basically, your facebook friends will see a live video feed of whatever porn you're watching- in real time, and it will be sync'd up with your web cam so they can click LIKE when you climax and reach for a tissue. They call it "Project O Facebook"

That was a lot of work for a mediocre punchline.


It was a joke? :(  I was looking forward to friending Grace Park, Emma Watson and all the members of AKB48
 
2013-01-15 04:45:18 AM

tillerman35: It's not what you think.

I have a friend who recently got fired from their development team because he didn't want to work on this project. It's been pretty hush-hush and they've been working on it for nearly a year now.. It's a highly-interactive form of social browsing. Basically, your facebook friends will see a live video feed of whatever porn you're watching- in real time, and it will be sync'd up with your web cam so they can click LIKE when you climax and reach for a tissue. They call it "Project O Facebook"


Your friend is Irish?

//not sure if worse than your joke
 
2013-01-15 07:28:24 AM
The most boring site on the internet, now with more ads.
 
2013-01-15 07:30:08 AM

tillerman35: It's not what you think.

I have a friend who recently got fired from their development team because he didn't want to work on this project. It's been pretty hush-hush and they've been working on it for nearly a year now.. It's a highly-interactive form of social browsing. Basically, your facebook friends will see a live video feed of whatever porn you're watching- in real time, and it will be sync'd up with your web cam so they can click LIKE when you climax and reach for a tissue. They call it "Project O Facebook"


i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-15 09:45:44 AM
Ads WITHIN ads!
 
2013-01-15 11:20:29 AM
my bet is that it's a new text/display ad network similar to AdSense -- but that is more target because they know more about the user
 
2013-01-15 04:58:05 PM
it's a slashdot, the new feature is a social graph search so you can do things like "what movies do my friends like"
 
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