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(WPXI.com)   Step 1) Offer to sell salt claiming it to be meth. Step 2) Profit. Step 3) Call 911 when customers are banging down your door demanding a refund   (wpxi.com) divider line 40
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2013-01-14 02:01:18 PM
If you are going to run a fake drug scam... don't do it out of your home or sell to people that know you.
 
2013-01-14 02:23:59 PM
Step 4: Dump your "product" into your tub and tell everyone it was actually bath salts.
 
2013-01-14 02:25:26 PM

kbronsito: If you are going to run a fake drug scam... don't do it out of your home or sell to people that know you.


Glad to see this first. Why the hell would they know where you live?
 
2013-01-14 02:26:02 PM

ten foiled hats: kbronsito: If you are going to run a fake drug scam... don't do it out of your home or sell to people that know you.

Glad to see this first. Why the hell would they know where you live?


This.
 
2013-01-14 02:27:01 PM
FTA: "It's hard to put into words the level of intelligence that goes along with this," said Butcher. "No brains at all."

So much this.

Not only are stupid for trying to pass off salt as drugs, but you call the police to come over, then fire up a doobie.
 
2013-01-14 02:27:44 PM
"It's hard to put into words the level of intelligence that goes along with this," said Butcher. "No brains at all."

Bwahahaha.

There are no laws against selling fake drugs in Washington State? Around here there are partially to keep stuff like this from happening.
 
2013-01-14 02:28:01 PM
Step five: customers sue for false advertising
 
2013-01-14 02:29:38 PM
Unsuccessful and (probably) unattractive urban american.
 
2013-01-14 02:30:58 PM
So it is illegal to sell meth, and illegal to pretend to sell meth? Or just seriously unwise from a complaints-department POV to pretend to sell meth?

I think I'll skip any interaction with meth or tweakers in general.

CSB time: I reported for jury duty last week and this kinda bad-ass-looking guy that also looked like a real-life Walter from Breaking Bad came in, too. It was weird how much he looked like him, not only in the face but the hair, beard, clothes, demeanor as well.

Later on during jury selection, he gets excused after revealing that he had a felony conviction on his record, for possession with intent to distribute...


... cocaine. So close!
 
2013-01-14 02:32:20 PM

Ed Finnerty: Step 4: Dump your "product" into your tub and tell everyone it was actually bath salts.


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Well ... it would be salt ... in a bath..... so technically ....
 
2013-01-14 02:33:40 PM
It's ice melt

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2013-01-14 02:33:55 PM
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2013-01-14 02:34:39 PM
CSB:

I was about 9 or 10. I figured I'd try and act cool and snort something. I chose salt. It was not pleasant.
 
2013-01-14 02:36:27 PM
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hey man you ripped me off
 
2013-01-14 02:38:38 PM
That story is so full of stupid that I think I lost a couple of IQ points reading it.
 
2013-01-14 02:42:07 PM
Was it rock salt? Was it finely ground salt?

Most salt is easily recognized because it consists of cubic grains. It might not even fool a meth head. How'd he get away with it long enough to get them out of the door?
 
2013-01-14 02:43:13 PM
Sorry. How'd she get away with it? That was sexist of me to assume the dumbass was a man. Women can be dumbasses, too.
 
2013-01-14 02:44:35 PM
By the way, very kind of the station to help readers distinguish between salt and crystal meth.

Very helpful.
 
2013-01-14 02:50:01 PM

brantgoose: Was it rock salt? Was it finely ground salt?

Most salt is easily recognized because it consists of cubic grains. It might not even fool a meth head. How'd he get away with it long enough to get them out of the door?


Sea Salt can pass for crystal.
 
2013-01-14 03:00:05 PM

ciberido: Ed Finnerty: Step 4: Dump your "product" into your tub and tell everyone it was actually bath salts.

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Well ... it would be salt ... in a bath..... so technically ....


"Technically" correct is the best kind of correct!

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2013-01-14 03:05:27 PM
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2013-01-14 03:06:28 PM

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2013-01-14 03:11:01 PM
And I would like to add:

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2013-01-14 03:17:32 PM
 
2013-01-14 03:49:04 PM
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What a salt-selling gal may look like (from Myspace)
 
2013-01-14 03:59:22 PM
Do not be bringing some farked-up pooh-bah to my house!

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2013-01-14 04:03:14 PM

pounddawg: It's ice melt

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We have a whole pallet of that on the loading dock. I think Ill sell it and become a brazillionaire!!!
 
2013-01-14 04:23:07 PM

kbronsito: If you are going to run a fake drug scam... don't do it out of your home or sell to people that know you.


That's just good advice for all scams, not just drug related ones.
 
2013-01-14 05:03:48 PM
"I'm the one who took your salt, Mr. Lebowski."
 
2013-01-14 05:26:01 PM
In Chicago he'd be dead before he hit "9". He'd get to about 4.5 and then...a sh*tstorm of bullets.
 
2013-01-14 05:42:36 PM

groppet: pounddawg: It's ice melt

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We have a whole pallet of that on the loading dock. I think Ill sell it and become a brazillionairevideo on LiveLeak!!!


FTFY..
 
2013-01-14 05:45:44 PM

redhook: brantgoose: Was it rock salt? Was it finely ground salt?

Most salt is easily recognized because it consists of cubic grains. It might not even fool a meth head. How'd he get away with it long enough to get them out of the door?

Sea Salt can pass for crystal.


Sounds like somebody certainly knows what they're talking abouT.
 
2013-01-14 05:48:58 PM

ten foiled hats: kbronsito: If you are going to run a fake drug scam... don't do it out of your home or sell to people that know you.

Glad to see this first. Why the hell would they know where you live?


/Because it's convenient, and people are lazy and stupid. That's why. And they also feel entitled to police protection from law breakers even though they are breakers themselves. See? Morans.
 
2013-01-14 06:07:10 PM

ongbok: "It's hard to put into words the level of intelligence that goes along with this," said Butcher. "No brains at all."

Bwahahaha.

There are no laws against selling fake drugs in Washington State? Around here there are partially to keep stuff like this from happening.


Still getting over the flu and that line has me coughing nonstop again. Haha.
 
2013-01-14 08:03:01 PM
The last thing I'd want to see on my doorstep are some strung-out tweakers who haven't been able to score and are blaming me for the situation.
 
2013-01-14 09:07:53 PM

caddisfly: What a salt-selling gal may look like (from Myspace)


Nice rack, but she should stick to selling insurance.
 
2013-01-15 03:21:14 AM
You guys are funny. A true meth head can tell the difference from a mile away. It's really not hard. Sea salt cannot pass for it. It's like saying oregano can pass for weed. It looks different, smells different, tastes different... It's a different product.

Nice try tho!
 
2013-01-15 05:07:00 AM
Yeah, but what are you going to charge someone who did that with? Because she did not possess or sell drugs. And I'm sure that deceiving people with criminal intent is not very illegal either.
 
2013-01-15 07:32:07 AM

Erinvaries: You guys are funny. A true meth head can tell the difference from a mile away. It's really not hard. Sea salt cannot pass for it. It's like saying oregano can pass for weed. It looks different, smells different, tastes different... It's a different product.

Nice try tho!


Meth users common sense go out the window
 
2013-01-15 08:42:06 AM

Erinvaries: You guys are funny. A true meth head can tell the difference from a mile away. It's really not hard. Sea salt cannot pass for it. It's like saying oregano can pass for weed. It looks different, smells different, tastes different... It's a different product.

Nice try tho!


Drug deals are often not conducted in bright conditions bathed in overhead light. Transactions of piles of unpackaged drugs only happens in the movies.

Nice try tho!
 
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