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2013-01-14 02:02:21 PM  
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sideshow Bob!
 
2013-01-14 02:34:09 PM  
"You know who *else* liked to ............."
/in before the rest of you
 
2013-01-14 02:34:41 PM  
content7.flixster.com

Person of interest
 
2013-01-14 02:39:18 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

on the job (until cookies)
 
2013-01-14 02:41:26 PM  

Now I Is!: [content7.flixster.com image 462x308]

Person of interest


That was the only bank robber to ever come up with a plan that netted something decent.

What are you going to get in your average robbery? $5k, $10k, maybe $25k if it's a big office on the Friday before a holiday weekend. Break into a vault and get maybe a few million that you have to spread around, and you'll have to find good neighbors before you can get rid of the stuff in deposit boxes.

No, if you want to rob a bank you do it from the inside.

/Also, why no seismic alarm?
//Crappy vault.
 
2013-01-14 02:54:06 PM  
Don't mention the war!
 
2013-01-14 02:56:41 PM  
I bet they did NAZI that coming.
 
2013-01-14 03:20:22 PM  
CSB:

One of the higher ups here at work just left and is being replaced by an Asian chick named Dawn(she's hot). I then waited patiently until someone asked me "I wonder where they found her?"

I could not contain my excitement as I said "Probably read about her in Time magazine."

Sadly only a few people got it and laughed.
 
2013-01-14 03:25:30 PM  
They are exceptional thieves!
 
2013-01-14 03:26:47 PM  

Cymbal: CSB:

One of the higher ups here at work just left and is being replaced by an Asian chick named Dawn(she's hot). I then waited patiently until someone asked me "I wonder where they found her?"

I could not contain my excitement as I said "Probably read about her in Time magazine."

Sadly only a few people got it and laughed.


That is wonderful
 
2013-01-14 03:29:32 PM  
These guys were pretty industrious German bank robbers.

images.ookaboo.com
 
2013-01-14 03:42:02 PM  

Cymbal: CSB:

One of the higher ups here at work just left and is being replaced by an Asian chick named Dawn(she's hot). I then waited patiently until someone asked me "I wonder where they found her?"

I could not contain my excitement as I said "Probably read about her in Time magazine."

Sadly only a few people got it and laughed.


*crickets*
ಠ_ಠ
 
2013-01-14 03:50:48 PM  

Cymbal: CSB:

One of the higher ups here at work just left and is being replaced by an Asian chick named Dawn(she's hot). I then waited patiently until someone asked me "I wonder where they found her?"

I could not contain my excitement as I said "Probably read about her in Time magazine."

Sadly only a few people got it and laughed.


Is this a pun about "The Dawn of Time" or am I missing something?
 
2013-01-14 04:05:48 PM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Cymbal: CSB:

One of the higher ups here at work just left and is being replaced by an Asian chick named Dawn(she's hot). I then waited patiently until someone asked me "I wonder where they found her?"

I could not contain my excitement as I said "Probably read about her in Time magazine."

Sadly only a few people got it and laughed.

Is this a pun about "The Dawn of Time" or am I missing something?


From the first Die Hard. Hans wants a terrorist org called Asian Dawn released from prison as one of his demands to the FBI.

Hans: I read about them in Time magazine.
 
2013-01-14 04:26:39 PM  
Were the robbers chanting "Ich Will" during the robbery? Was there dancing? Helicopters and screaming fans?
 
2013-01-14 04:33:33 PM  

wildcardjack: That was the only bank robber to ever come up with a plan that netted something decent.


Other than it being impossible without movie physics (dump truck full of gold would be too heavy to move).
 
2013-01-14 04:35:28 PM  
If I'm a judge, the cleverness of the 'heist' will factor into sentencing. Pull a full-on "Ocean's 11" job, no violence, no guns, and I'm gonna give you the minimum allowable by law.

Go storming in like DeNiro in "Heat"? Kiss your ass goodbye.

/loves a good heist story
//"Heat"? Great movie. Bad heist
 
2013-01-14 04:35:45 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Were the robbers chanting "Ich Will" during the robbery? Was there dancing? Helicopters and screaming fans?


Damnit, I couldn't remember the name of that song.
 
2013-01-14 05:05:24 PM  
"Vee care about nussink, Lebowski!"

"Ja, vee are nihilists."
 
2013-01-14 05:19:17 PM  

GRCooper: If I'm a judge, the cleverness of the 'heist' will factor into sentencing. Pull a full-on "Ocean's 11" job, no violence, no guns, and I'm gonna give you the minimum allowable by law.

Go storming in like DeNiro in "Heat"? Kiss your ass goodbye.

/loves a good heist story
//"Heat"? Great movie. Bad heist


Am I not remembering the movies right? I thought a fake SWAT team shot up the vault. Admittedly, nobody shot at anyone else in that heist.

Also, didn't they use an EMP bomb? Those can kill. (Remember, some people will be in a position where their life depends on the operation of something.)
 
2013-01-14 05:30:05 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Were the robbers chanting "Ich Will" during the robbery? Was there dancing? Helicopters and screaming fans?


Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-14 05:40:46 PM  
Link

Martin Sheen did it in Loophole.
 
2013-01-14 05:50:44 PM  

Loren: GRCooper: If I'm a judge, the cleverness of the 'heist' will factor into sentencing. Pull a full-on "Ocean's 11" job, no violence, no guns, and I'm gonna give you the minimum allowable by law.

Go storming in like DeNiro in "Heat"? Kiss your ass goodbye.

/loves a good heist story
//"Heat"? Great movie. Bad heist

Am I not remembering the movies right? I thought a fake SWAT team shot up the vault. Admittedly, nobody shot at anyone else in that heist.

Also, didn't they use an EMP bomb? Those can kill. (Remember, some people will be in a position where their life depends on the operation of something.)


Heh, actually, I was thinking of the original.

/like the remake too
 
2013-01-14 08:41:10 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: ObscureNameHere: Were the robbers chanting "Ich Will" during the robbery? Was there dancing? Helicopters and screaming fans?

Leaving satisfied.


Came for this too.
 
2013-01-14 11:10:38 PM  
Sorry to burst your bubble, but more than likely that was done by some gang from the Balkans. The usual suspects are Albanians....might have been Serbs or Croats.....I'm gonna put my money on the Albanians.
 
2013-01-14 11:28:57 PM  

GRCooper: Heh, actually, I was thinking of the original.

/like the remake too


I didn't realize there was an older version.
 
2013-01-15 02:37:21 AM  
Duncan Ross and Vincent Spaulding unavailable for comment.
 
2013-01-15 09:18:02 AM  

QifutuWahuta: Fluorescent Testicle: ObscureNameHere: Were the robbers chanting "Ich Will" during the robbery? Was there dancing? Helicopters and screaming fans?

Leaving satisfied.

Came for this too.


*small bow* Surprised it took so long, I expected somer TF'er to say something in the first five posts. Maybe they are all hungover from New Years parties.
 
2013-01-15 09:22:38 AM  

Cymbal: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Cymbal: CSB:

One of the higher ups here at work just left and is being replaced by an Asian chick named Dawn(she's hot). I then waited patiently until someone asked me "I wonder where they found her?"

I could not contain my excitement as I said "Probably read about her in Time magazine."

Sadly only a few people got it and laughed.

Is this a pun about "The Dawn of Time" or am I missing something?

From the first Die Hard. Hans wants a terrorist org called Asian Dawn released from prison as one of his demands to the FBI.

Hans: I read about them in Time magazine.


Damn, I should have got that, I love that movie. It has been awhile since I've seen it though so I forgot the name of the group he was using for that particular diversion/misdirection.

/Good joke though...would LOL again.
 
2013-01-15 09:04:07 PM  

Loren: GRCooper: Heh, actually, I was thinking of the original.

/like the remake too

I didn't realize there was an older version.


It's a classic - worth checking out. Rat Pack (when told the storyline, Sinatra said "fark the movie, lets pull the heist!").

IMHO, top ten all time "cool" movie
 
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