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2013-01-14 03:41:03 PM
11 votes:
Richard Nixon liked his scotch
Filled his glass with peat and smoke

Dubya never touched the stuff
He preferred a line of coke

Jimmy Carter had big teeth
Drowned them in his brother's beer

Barack Obama loves the salt
Drinks down all John Boehner's tears

Mmmmmmm.....mmmm mmm mm m mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm
2013-01-14 02:32:17 PM
9 votes:
Sorry, read the headline as "88 Drinks about 44 Presidents"

/kickin it old-school with The Nails
2013-01-14 03:48:51 PM
5 votes:
Ronald Reagan just said "no"
Unless it was a chilled Moet

Taft would drink his weight in beer
A keg of nut brown ale a day

Hoover had to break the law
Buying bootleg bathtub gin

Clinton had more yuppie tastes
Sipping sparkling flutes of zin.

mmmmmm.....mmm.m..mm..m.m.mmmmm.mmmmmmmmm........
2013-01-14 03:02:19 PM
5 votes:

SmackLT: Sorry, read the headline as "88 Drinks about 44 Presidents"


Actually, now that I think about it, somebody should write that song. 88 Lines about 44 Presidents

Washington would not be king, all he wanted was his pride
Adams was a feisty punk, who never found peace til he died

Jefferson was quite the Frenchman, down to banging all the maids
Madison wrote the Constitution, and smacked the British for their raids

James Monroe bought Florida, and thank you so much for all that
John Q was his father's son, and one of our best diplomats
2013-01-14 03:39:38 PM
4 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: Q: Which of these is John Boehner's favorite?

A: Yes!


John Boehner prefers whine.
2013-01-14 03:17:19 PM
3 votes:
Well Georgie had a house in Crawford,
Lived on brown rice and cocaine
2013-01-14 04:37:01 PM
2 votes:
We've had only 43 presidents, just FYI. Cleveland threw everything off by getting into the White House non-consecutively.

14. Franklin Pierce: Oachatel

This nectar of the Aztec Gods was discovered by the hero of the Mexican War and introduced first in New England, then in Washington D.C.


 Never heard of it...

20. James A. Garfield: Dewars Scotch

Andrew Carnegie had the Scottish Distillers' send the new president a case for his inaugural.


Garfield always did enjoy a shot...
2013-01-14 04:22:55 PM
2 votes:

groppet: 37. Richard M. Nixon: Bacardi and Coke.


Funny. I wouldn't have pegged Nixon to be a big Cuba Libre fan.
2013-01-14 04:14:55 PM
2 votes:

GAT_00: George W. Bush: Diet cola with a slice of lemon

Oh come on.  Yes, we all know he was an alchy.  So at least tell us what he drank before he turned into a quitter.


My guess is a limp wristed Yale boy would drink Bartles and James followed by anaconda size lines of blow.
2013-01-14 03:35:33 PM
2 votes:

Mugato: what_now: Mugato: William J. Clinton: Tanquerary Gin and Tonic

Everyone says he was the first black President.

Gin has got to be the world's whitest drink.

Not according to Snoop.


Right. One wrap star v the entire British Empire.
2013-01-14 03:29:32 PM
2 votes:
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2013-01-14 01:42:26 PM
2 votes:
Q: Which of these is John Boehner's favorite?

A: Yes!
2013-01-14 06:39:56 PM
1 votes:

buckler: flux: buckler: I can't even seem to Google a definition for it. Some kind of cactus or vine drink?

I think it's supposed to be octli, which is usually called pulque today. It's made from fermented sap and is milky white with a sour taste. Seriously, the guy went to Mexico and came back telling everyone about some obscure Aztec liquor. I picture him at bars asking for it and then complaining that all they have is tequila "which, by the way guys, not a lot of people know this but tequila is actually the product of Spanish conquistadors trying to make something like brandy by distilling agave plants, so it's, you know, it's hardly Mexican in origin. 'Oachatel' is just way more authentic. It's a shame they don't have any here, I could really go for a glass". Hipster President.

That seems to make a lot of sense. If not pulque, I might have guessed chicha.


Then again, it might have been ayahuasca, which would have made party nights very special.
2013-01-14 04:32:05 PM
1 votes:
14. Franklin Pierce: Oachatel
This nectar of the Aztec Gods was discovered by the hero of the Mexican War and introduced first in New England, then in Washington D.C.


Leave it to Franklin Pierce, America's First Hipster President, to list as his favorite drink something totally obscure that no one has ever heard of.

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2013-01-14 04:15:59 PM
1 votes:
Lyndon Johnson's favorite way to relax was to down a fifth of Cutty Sark, wash it down with a 6-pack of pearl beer, and drive around at 120+ mph in a Lincoln Continental with a 460 4--barrel and dual exhausts, which would top out north of 140 mph.

Press covered it up, as usual.
2013-01-14 04:15:21 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Hmm..
Well, if it's good enough for Stringer Bell, I'm going to have to go with it.
2013-01-14 04:10:04 PM
1 votes:
Call me whan a potus likes nighttrain or md 2020
2013-01-14 04:07:53 PM
1 votes:

ten foiled hats: So which one had the 26 reds and the wine? Oh, wait...


These are presidents who drank, drank
These are presidents who drank, drank
These are presidents who drank, drank
These are presidents who drank, drank
They were all my president, and they drank
2013-01-14 04:00:12 PM
1 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Based on that list the guy I'm most likely to drink with is Eisenhower.

/Loves me some Johnnie Walker


not for nothing, but you're most likely to drink with one of the dudes that are still alive
2013-01-14 03:59:29 PM
1 votes:
Jimmy Carter: Alcohol-Free Sparkling Wine

History's greatest monster.
2013-01-14 03:57:26 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: Teddy's should have been the blood of his enemies


Beaten, not stirred.
2013-01-14 03:49:52 PM
1 votes:

SmackLT: SmackLT: Sorry, read the headline as "88 Drinks about 44 Presidents"

Actually, now that I think about it, somebody should write that song. 88 Lines about 44 Presidents

Washington would not be king, all he wanted was his pride
Adams was a feisty punk, who never found peace til he died

Jefferson was quite the Frenchman, down to banging all the maids
Madison wrote the Constitution, and smacked the British for their raids

James Monroe bought Florida, and thank you so much for all that
John Q was his father's son, and one of our best diplomats



Came here for the 88 Lines about 44 Women reference; leaving satisfied.
2013-01-14 03:47:42 PM
1 votes:

Karac: 43. George W. Bush: Diet cola with a slice of lemon

Who the hell puts lemon slices in diet cola? I realize he's a recovering alcoholic, but that's just weird.


Lemon. Wet. Good!
2013-01-14 03:46:30 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Did anyone of them like to fark in leather biker boots?


Your mom likes to
2013-01-14 03:44:17 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: George W. Bush: Diet cola with a slice of lemon

Oh come on.  Yes, we all know he was an alchy.  So at least tell us what he drank before he turned into a quitter.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if the President still went to AA meetings while he was President?


Well, they're anonymous, so... no.
2013-01-14 03:43:19 PM
1 votes:
Wait...why does Cleveland get two?? He should have to put his drink down and finish it when he gets back in office!
2013-01-14 03:42:39 PM
1 votes:
Did anyone of them like to fark in leather biker boots?
2013-01-14 03:39:58 PM
1 votes:
Teddy's should have been the blood of his enemies
2013-01-14 03:33:53 PM
1 votes:

what_now: Mugato: William J. Clinton: Tanquerary Gin and Tonic

Everyone says he was the first black President.

Gin has got to be the world's whitest drink.


Not according to Snoop.
2013-01-14 03:32:47 PM
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: Q: Which of these is John Boehner's favorite?

A: Yes!


www.punditmom.com

"Thats not nice"
2013-01-14 03:05:55 PM
1 votes:
34. Dwight D. Eisenhower: Johnny Walker Black Label on the rocks.
grrr. and it's johnnie walker, not johnny. who's writing this shiat?
2013-01-14 02:46:45 PM
1 votes:
William J. Clinton: Tanquerary Gin and Tonic

Everyone says he was the first black President.
2013-01-14 02:34:05 PM
1 votes:
George W. Bush: Diet cola with a slice of lemon

Oh come on.  Yes, we all know he was an alchy.  So at least tell us what he drank before he turned into a quitter.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if the President still went to AA meetings while he was President?
2013-01-14 02:13:51 PM
1 votes:
Go drinking with past presidents at the Willard

I thought he didn't drink and he didn't win.
 
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