SmackLT: Sorry, read the headline as "88 Drinks about 44 Presidents"
Uranus Is Huge!: Q: Which of these is John Boehner's favorite?A: Yes!
groppet: 37. Richard M. Nixon: Bacardi and Coke.
GAT_00: George W. Bush: Diet cola with a slice of lemonOh come on. Yes, we all know he was an alchy. So at least tell us what he drank before he turned into a quitter.
Mugato: what_now: Mugato: William J. Clinton: Tanquerary Gin and TonicEveryone says he was the first black President.Gin has got to be the world's whitest drink.Not according to Snoop.
buckler: flux: buckler: I can't even seem to Google a definition for it. Some kind of cactus or vine drink?I think it's supposed to be octli, which is usually called pulque today. It's made from fermented sap and is milky white with a sour taste. Seriously, the guy went to Mexico and came back telling everyone about some obscure Aztec liquor. I picture him at bars asking for it and then complaining that all they have is tequila "which, by the way guys, not a lot of people know this but tequila is actually the product of Spanish conquistadors trying to make something like brandy by distilling agave plants, so it's, you know, it's hardly Mexican in origin. 'Oachatel' is just way more authentic. It's a shame they don't have any here, I could really go for a glass". Hipster President.That seems to make a lot of sense. If not pulque, I might have guessed chicha.
ten foiled hats: So which one had the 26 reds and the wine? Oh, wait...
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Based on that list the guy I'm most likely to drink with is Eisenhower./Loves me some Johnnie Walker
TheManofPA: Teddy's should have been the blood of his enemies
SmackLT: SmackLT: Sorry, read the headline as "88 Drinks about 44 Presidents"Actually, now that I think about it, somebody should write that song. 88 Lines about 44 PresidentsWashington would not be king, all he wanted was his prideAdams was a feisty punk, who never found peace til he diedJefferson was quite the Frenchman, down to banging all the maidsMadison wrote the Constitution, and smacked the British for their raidsJames Monroe bought Florida, and thank you so much for all thatJohn Q was his father's son, and one of our best diplomats
Karac: 43. George W. Bush: Diet cola with a slice of lemonWho the hell puts lemon slices in diet cola? I realize he's a recovering alcoholic, but that's just weird.
vudukungfu: Did anyone of them like to fark in leather biker boots?
GAT_00: George W. Bush: Diet cola with a slice of lemonOh come on. Yes, we all know he was an alchy. So at least tell us what he drank before he turned into a quitter.Speaking of which, does anyone know if the President still went to AA meetings while he was President?
what_now: Mugato: William J. Clinton: Tanquerary Gin and TonicEveryone says he was the first black President.Gin has got to be the world's whitest drink.
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