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2013-01-14 01:54:32 PM  
I was hired for the third year by Improv Everywhere to photograph the NYC event, which was freaking awesome.  The problem is there are almost as many media as people doing the ride, which makes taking photos of the event pure hell.  Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.

This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-01-14 02:42:32 PM  
sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net

Everyday is No Pants Day for a man with a kilt.
 
2013-01-14 03:30:46 PM  
totallycoolpix.com

Awesome
 
2013-01-14 03:31:55 PM  

Ennuipoet: I was hired for the third year by Improv Everywhere to photograph the NYC event, which was freaking awesome.  The problem is there are almost as many media as people doing the ride, which makes taking photos of the event pure hell.  Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.

This is why we can't have nice things.


Now, what if the young ladies were under 18? Does that make it child porn?
 
2013-01-14 03:32:04 PM  
cache.jezebel.com
 
2013-01-14 03:32:52 PM  

Ennuipoet: I was hired for the third year by Improv Everywhere to photograph the NYC event, which was freaking awesome.  The problem is there are almost as many media as people doing the ride, which makes taking photos of the event pure hell.  Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.

This is why we can't have nice things.


Is this a nice thing?
 
2013-01-14 03:33:01 PM  

Ennuipoet: Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.


Because nobody saw that coming?

Everyday is no pants day come summertime anyway.
 
2013-01-14 03:33:43 PM  
Wow, how disappointing... I'm an ass man, and I'm also straight. Halfway through all of those pics, and so far it's a bunch of swingin' dicks... A few women in there, but not the usual stellar female booties I see. I got the girl in sockings and a garter, but that was about it. One woman worht looking at,. Usually this is more women than guys, or it's at least close to even. This is like 30 guys to every 1 female.

Of course the captions are even worse: "Commuters look at people without pants" "Passengers observe people without pants" "pedestrians look at people without pants". You could have left the captions off entirely and still gotten your "point" across...
 
2013-01-14 03:33:58 PM  

Ennuipoet: I was hired for the third year by Improv Everywhere to photograph the NYC event, which was freaking awesome.  The problem is there are almost as many media as people doing the ride, which makes taking photos of the event pure hell.  Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.


So, next time, have them hire pervy old men.
 
2013-01-14 03:36:19 PM  
The Channel 5 anchors seemed very confused by the whole thing after they ran the story about No Pants on the DC Metro.
 
2013-01-14 03:40:22 PM  
This thread is going to smell like musty ol swamp ass by the time we're done

and just because
i77.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-14 03:40:50 PM  
Once again No Pants Day arrives the same date as Cottage Cheese Day.

/barf
 
2013-01-14 03:46:32 PM  

Ennuipoet: I was hired for the third year by Improv Everywhere to photograph the NYC event, which was freaking awesome.  The problem is there are almost as many media as people doing the ride, which makes taking photos of the event pure hell.  Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.

This is why we can't have nice things.


Maybe you'll get the Pulitzer next year.
/likes ass shots
 
2013-01-14 03:47:55 PM  

Ennuipoet: I was hired for the third year by Improv Everywhere to photograph the NYC event, which was freaking awesome.  The problem is there are almost as many media as people doing the ride, which makes taking photos of the event pure hell.   Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.

This is why we can't have nice things.


Seeing as your pics are probably the most boring shots of the event I've seen yet, maybe you should have gotten a few ass shots yourself. I will give you credit for the pedobear pic though.
 
2013-01-14 03:48:37 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

His expression is awesome.

/I bet she likes to be spanked..
//Cause shes a bad girl, and knows it..
 
2013-01-14 03:49:25 PM  
Sluts
 
2013-01-14 03:59:56 PM  
So, I guess there's a point to this?
 
2013-01-14 04:00:48 PM  

chevydeuce: So, I guess there's a point to this?


depends on what you're looking at
 
2013-01-14 04:01:37 PM  

chevydeuce: So, I guess there's a point to this?


Hipsters being edgy.
 
2013-01-14 04:10:39 PM  
totallycoolpix.com
hummana, hummana, hummana
 
2013-01-14 04:12:47 PM  

dennysgod: [totallycoolpix.com image 650x387]
hummana, hummana, hummana


That is where the poopy comes out.
 
2013-01-14 04:13:34 PM  
but they are still wearing UNDERpants............
 
2013-01-14 04:13:34 PM  
The thong to granny panty ratio is not what you'd expect from a hipster crowd.

Wait, maybe it is. Granny panties are hip now?

Yet another reason why I hate hipsters.
 
2013-01-14 04:18:04 PM  

sumhayseed: but they are still wearing UNDERpants............


Of course in the UK No Pants Day looks like any other day on the outside.
 
2013-01-14 04:19:53 PM  

Ennuipoet: I was hired for the third year by Improv Everywhere to photograph the NYC event, which was freaking awesome.  The problem is there are almost as many media as people doing the ride, which makes taking photos of the event pure hell.  Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.

This is why we can't have nice things.


Maybe the lesson is that this event is no longer edgy or hip (if it ever was), and needs to go away.
 
2013-01-14 04:21:50 PM  
I like no bra or shirt day better.
 
2013-01-14 04:23:13 PM  

WhiskeySticks: dennysgod: [totallycoolpix.com image 650x387]
hummana, hummana, hummana

That is where the poopy comes out.

 
2013-01-14 04:28:21 PM  

Ennuipoet: ass shots of young girls


Let's begin.
 
2013-01-14 04:29:24 PM  

chevydeuce: So, I guess there's a point to this?


It's improv. The point is that it's pointless... like most art.
 
2013-01-14 04:31:38 PM  
intolerable
 
2013-01-14 04:31:44 PM  
WHAT?!?! NO TAMPON STRINGS?!?!?!
 
2013-01-14 04:49:47 PM  

ferretman: WHAT?!?! NO TAMPON STRINGS?!?!?!


Hipsters don't use tampons. They use something else, you've probably never heard of it.
 
2013-01-14 04:50:17 PM  
Isn't that Letterman's production company?
 
2013-01-14 04:50:39 PM  

ferretman: WHAT?!?! NO TAMPON STRINGS?!?!?!


AlsoI didn't notice any maxi-pads either.
 
2013-01-14 04:52:08 PM  

Your_Midnight_Man: [i46.tinypic.com image 640x455]

His expression is awesome.

/I bet she likes to be spanked..
//Cause shes a bad girl, and knows it..


Cosidering that the panties have to handprints on them? You could be right. I can try and find out if you'd like. I would be willing to jump on that very grenade.
 
2013-01-14 05:00:03 PM  
That reminds me... I need to pick up some cottage cheese...
 
2013-01-14 05:01:39 PM  
Wow, that looks like public transit here in florida on any old day.
/except for all the heavy coats and winter headgear.
 
2013-01-14 05:07:16 PM  
Otherwise known as "sausage and cottage cheese fest"
 
2013-01-14 05:08:50 PM  
It's like being in a locker room at Curves.
 
2013-01-14 05:16:34 PM  
1: I love the guy in the suit from Berlin.
2: Most people have ugly legs.
 
2013-01-14 05:26:29 PM  
I recommend:
www.bizofshowbiz.com
 
2013-01-14 05:32:49 PM  
So, uh, why have 'no pants day' in middle of the winter?

/or is that the joke?
 
2013-01-14 05:34:10 PM  
A couple of the young ladies in Union Square ignored the "no thongs" rule this year. It would have been better if they did not look like extras for Jersey Shore.
 
2013-01-14 05:36:08 PM  

germ78: So, uh, why have 'no pants day' in middle of the winter?

/or is that the joke?


The organizer probably has a little wiener and hopes the cold will level the playing field for a day.
 
2013-01-14 05:36:45 PM  

abhorrent1: germ78: So, uh, why have 'no pants day' in middle of the winter?

/or is that the joke?

The organizer probably has a little wiener and hopes the cold will level the playing field for a day.


Sounds like some sort of stupid super-villain plot in a porn parody.
 
2013-01-14 05:44:32 PM  
Call me when we have hot female no pants day commando style.
 
2013-01-14 05:59:36 PM  

Jeep2011: Call me when we have hot female no pants day commando style.


i1091.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-14 06:12:40 PM  
I was unaware No Pants Day had a 'Feats of Strength' component
totallycoolpix.com
 
2013-01-14 06:12:55 PM  
These pics confirm the theory that 99.999999999999% of humanity looks better with their clothes on.
 
2013-01-14 06:23:09 PM  
When I want to know what bored, unemployed and unemployable NY theatre students are up to, I go check out Improv Everywhere.
 
2013-01-14 06:34:48 PM  

Ennuipoet: I was hired for the third year by Improv Everywhere to photograph the NYC event, which was freaking awesome.  The problem is there are almost as many media as people doing the ride, which makes taking photos of the event pure hell.  Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.

This is why we can't have nice things.


Awww, poor attention whores have to worry about people taking pictures of their asses when they're wearing underwear in public places. What is this world coming to?
 
2013-01-14 06:43:40 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: I recommend:
[www.bizofshowbiz.com image 320x240]


simpsonswiki.net
 
2013-01-14 06:46:42 PM  

Mikey1969: Your_Midnight_Man: [i46.tinypic.com image 640x455]

His expression is awesome.

/I bet she likes to be spanked..
//Cause shes a bad girl, and knows it..

Cosidering that the panties have to handprints on them? You could be right. I can try and find out if you'd like. I would be willing to jump on that very grenade.


Wait your turn.
 
2013-01-14 06:56:17 PM  

Your_Midnight_Man: Mikey1969: Your_Midnight_Man: [i46.tinypic.com image 640x455]

His expression is awesome.

/I bet she likes to be spanked..
//Cause shes a bad girl, and knows it..

Cosidering that the panties have to handprints on them? You could be right. I can try and find out if you'd like. I would be willing to jump on that very grenade.

Wait your turn.


Damn, I should have called 'firsties'.
 
2013-01-14 07:05:40 PM  
i like how all the participants in shanghai are farking idiot white folk. and you wonder why everyone thinks americans are morans.
 
2013-01-14 07:19:16 PM  
The high here today was 7 degrees. No thanks.
 
2013-01-14 07:29:00 PM  
Hipsters are still tryhards, huh?
 
2013-01-14 07:35:52 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The Channel 5 anchors seemed very confused by the whole thing after they ran the story about No Pants on the DC Metro.


I rode Metro to and from work. Everyone had pants on. Maybe orange line is the boring line.
 
2013-01-14 08:08:04 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: The high here today was 7 degrees. No thanks.


Seriously. I was cold just looking at that. Not worth it for a silly joke.
 
2013-01-14 08:17:47 PM  

strangveyn: Ennuipoet: I was hired for the third year by Improv Everywhere to photograph the NYC event, which was freaking awesome.  The problem is there are almost as many media as people doing the ride, which makes taking photos of the event pure hell.  Then add the pervy old men doing nothing but taking ass shots of young girls and you have a real pain in the ass.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Awww, poor attention whores have to worry about people taking pictures of their asses when they're wearing underwear in public places. What is this world coming to?


There was a bit in an L&O rerun about someone having an "expectation of privacy." I started laughing. I haven't had an expectation of privacy in ten years. If I'm outside, I am probably being photographed.
 
2013-01-14 08:30:48 PM  
I still have a Farkette who participated several years ago highlighted. Oh, friedamour, where art thou now?
 
2013-01-14 08:42:49 PM  
His expression is awesome.

/I bet she likes to be spanked..
//Cause shes a bad girl, and knows it..

Cosidering that the panties have to handprints on them? You could be right. I can try and find out if you'd like. I would be willing to jump on that very grenade.


My impression was that that was a man. Just went back and checked and no picture shows enough to know for sure. I guess it was the tattoo of a woman on the leg that gave me that impression.
 
2013-01-14 08:45:21 PM  
why the hell do they hold no pants day when 2/3rds of north america is in a deep freeze and cant really participate?
 
2013-01-14 08:56:15 PM  
They need to describe which pictures have people with no pants on them.
 
2013-01-14 09:00:17 PM  
#40 and #43 = DAT ASS
 
2013-01-14 09:39:36 PM  

VJStinger: Jeep2011: Call me when we have hot female no pants day commando style.

[i1091.photobucket.com image 292x325]


Glad that I could be of assistance...I think.
/Needs to start charging for these services
/Looking forward to organizing the first Hot Sexy women with no pants commando style
/I may need a loan
 
2013-01-14 09:44:19 PM  

kvinesknows: why the hell do they hold no pants day when 2/3rds of north america is in a deep freeze and cant really participate?


No Pants Day's the first Friday in May and these guys are some dumb sloppy seconds motherfarkers.
 
2013-01-14 10:04:28 PM  
I couldn't get away with participating because I'm freeee, freeeee balllllin'
 
2013-01-15 12:18:25 AM  
Pants are oppressive, man.
 
2013-01-15 12:21:24 AM  
No pants day in January?
It was -5 (F) when I went outside this morning, and while I don't mind the cold, I like to wear pants in these temperatures.
 
2013-01-15 12:32:59 AM  
Bay area edition.

Bay area edition.
 
2013-01-15 09:43:40 AM  
I actually saw this in DC Sunday.
 
2013-01-15 09:47:31 AM  

Oh_Enough_Already: So what I'm getting here is that this self-indulgent event, which has no Raison d'être other than being LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE, is something which heterosexual men (who are not professional members of the media like your vaunted and holy self) are perverts for noticing or documenting.

Did I miss anything?


Raison d'être you said? (NSFW)
 
2013-01-15 12:15:39 PM  

SurelyShirley: Oh_Enough_Already: So what I'm getting here is that this self-indulgent event, which has no Raison d'être other than being LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE, is something which heterosexual men (who are not professional members of the media like your vaunted and holy self) are perverts for noticing or documenting.

Did I miss anything?

Raison d'être you said? (NSFW)


Hmmm....
 
2013-01-15 01:42:43 PM  
To the guy in pic 52: At this point, you might as well just own your erection
 
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